Television Fallout

September 19th, 2011 Graig

I’m a parent of an infant, which means I don’t get out much anymore and I generally stay up late only when my damn kid won’t stay asleep at night. Soooo, I watch TV. I haven’t kept up on “the new fall line-up” for about 20 years, rarely, if ever, in the intervening years have I made a point of watching multiple new shows. But TV is, seriously, producing better content than most movies these days, so it does seem to actually be worthwhile scoping out some of the new batch (though I’m still catching up on a lot of the old) and maybe increasing the volume of my tube intake.

Sundays:
Currently watch: The Amazing Race, Web Soup (occasional), Mythbusters (occ)

New: Homeland (Showtime, 10PM, Oct 2) - Clare Danes’ new spy thriller sounds like one of the best received shows of the season, though it’s on Showtime, so I won’t see it for a few years.

Pan Am (ABC, 10PM, Sep.25) - Unlike the Playboy Club, Pan Am seems to be taking the 60’s Mad Men vibe in its own direction, namely a direction with Christina Ricci and puffy fluffy clouds. I’ll probably like it for a season then let it go, like Desperate Housewives.

Mondays:
Currently watch: ummm…

New: Terra Nova (Fox, 8pm, Sept 26) - really, I’m only expecting to be interested in this through the set-up. If it’s a 2 hour pilot, I’ll probably make it about the first hour, if an hour, then I’ll give it 20 minutes, which is about 10 more than the Cape.

Tuesdays:
Currently watch: Rick Mercer Report (occ)

New: Man Up (ABC, 8:30, Oct.18) - these “dude parent” comedies seem to be coming from all angles, but this looks to have a solid cast of character actors and a POV that doesn’t suffer these foolish fathers lightly. I will likely watch the pilot and the odd episode here or there unless it’s really, really good.

Wednesdays
Currently watch: Modern Family, Cougartown

New: Free Agents (NBC, 8:30, Sept.14) - I wasn’t actually expecting to watch this but I caught the pilot on-demand this weekend and it was really, really good, surprisingly so.

Up All Night (NBC, 8:00, Sept. 14) - I’m not sure I’ll be sticking with this one. I think the cast is great, but it’s yet another “new parent”/”dude parent” comedy and you get your fill of those after a while.

Suburgatory (ABC, 8:30, Sept 28) - Jeremy Sisto, Ana Gasteyer, Alan Tudyk… that’s some solid cast work there. It looks to be a dry, fish-out-of-water single-camera family comedy, something I’ll probably catch on-demand week-to-week if it’s any good.

Thursdays:
Currently Watch: Community, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock

New: How To Be A Gentleman (CBS, 8:30, Sept.29) - Looks to be one of those crappy laugh-track comedies from CBS, yet, it’s got Murry from Flight of the Conchords so I want to see that just a little bit (but it’s also got Kevin Dillon from Entourage, so ugh). I’ll likely be done with it by the first commercial break.

Person of Interest (CBS, 9:00, Sept.22) - A JJ Abrams produced show starring Michael Emerson, I’ll give it a half dozen episodes just out of Lost loyalty.

Fridays:
Currently Watch: Fringe, The Soup (occ)

New: A Gifted Man (CBS, 8:00, Sept.23) - Patrick Wilson playing an asshole? I don’t believe it. Then the ghost of his dead wife turns up and guides him to atone for his ego… or something. Its pilot is directed by Jonathan Demme which may just make it the best looking pilot this season, so I’ll maybe give it a go.

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Freaked

August 29th, 2011 Graig

As I do every year about this time, I was helping out at my Local Comic Shoppe’s booth at the Fan Expo (for Comics, Horror, Sci-Fi and Anime). It’s a gruelling four-to-five day stretch of 10 to 12 hour days standing on hard cement, hawking comic, toys and paraphernalia to the masses. The company is nice. The masses, well, they’re a decidedly different mixed bag altogether. Naturally there’s the full array of nerd types in attendance, and very quickly one becomes acclimatized to dealing with the public in all their different guises, taking in all sorts of attitudes and interactions with the same general pleasantness/apathy. And yet, there are always surprises, some that make you smile, and others that downright horrify you.

One of the more surprisingly popular products we were selling were Living Dead Dolls, odd little figures that are like traditional dolls in form but with a more macabre wardrobe/make-up. Most of them are original designs, but they also have a line of Dolls licensing horror film properties, like Freddie Krueger. I cycled through a few boxes of these dolls, and the people buying them were primarily women, but of all different appearances, wardrobes, and ethnicities. But I only had one child come by, a little girl, likely 7, perhaps 8 years old dolled up (literally) in an exceptionally accurate Chucky (from Child’s Play) outfit. Her (I’m assuming) father, a scruffy looking man with unkempt hair and somewhat frumpy clothing, brought her to the table and she stared up wide eyed at the Dolls. In my own prejudgements I assumed that her father, being of the appearance, is of the Fangoria set, (afterall, who dresses up their kid as Chucky for a convention?) and thatthis poor little girl was an unwilling accomplice in his freaky obsession. But he asked her what she was looking at and she jumped up and down with as much, if not more glee and excitement then I saw out of any other child at the show, exclaiming “Captain Spaulding! Captain Spaulding.”

Captain Spaulding is the character played by Sid Haig in the Rob Zombie films “House of 1000 Corpses” and “The Devil’s Rejects”. He’s described in his Wikipedia entry as “a vulgar clown” and “a loveable asshole”, not exactly descriptions of a child-friendly character. This little girl’s obvious familiarity with the character indicates that she’s had exposure to this character, and that gave me a chill up my spine. A child that age should not be exposed to such material, certainly not intentionally. Their minds and understanding of social dynamics and human interactions aren’t ready to handle scenes of that nature. This little girl, I have to say, I don’t want to meet in ten years, because I fear for the damage that’s been inflicted upon her psyche. Hopefully she manifests it into something productive… a career as a coroner or a taxidermist. Or perhaps as a teen she will rebel from her parents’ morose tendencies into book-learnin’ and physics or conservationism. Fingers crossed.

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The End

August 23rd, 2011 Graig

It seems obsessing over our mortality as a civilization/species is a relatively recent phenomenon, of the past 60 years or so, coinciding with the atomic age and our new found capability for destruction/complete annihilation placed in man’s hands… man, a war mongering, violent, selfish race eager to act before assessing the consequences.

Of course, this is quite predated by “the holy apocalypse”, complete with four horseman, but, for a few millenniums, that was largely all we, as humanity, had to sustain ourselves and our clear desire to see our race eradicated with. But we are a smarter society now, or at least more aware of what’s going on in nature, in biology, in science and technology, economy and commerce, so we know enough to know that a negative event in any one of disciplines, exacerbated to some ridiculous degree, could end it all.

Of course the ELE (”extinction level event”) isn’t all that likely, afterall crocodiles and some fish survived whatever apocalypse it was that dinosaurs couldn’t, so some ones, and/or, some things will carry on regardless of what happens. In our modern end-of-the-world myth-making, this is where the fun is, the survivor scenario, what happens to those left behind, how does everything change, and so often the point seems to be, well, “as bad as the apocalypse is, society’s now kind of better than what it was, no?” Let’s face it our society sucks,that’s why chaos and calamity is some weird dream, or at least fascination. It’s like the ultimate freedom, no work, no rules. There’s also no food, no fuel, no people, and often no hope, but there you go, the price you pay for an adventure.

But just know this, if there are survivors, it’s not likely to be you is it. Sure, you might learn to syphon gas and run a generator, but can you hotwire a plane? Can you skin a rabbit? Can you drink the water without getting dysentery? Can you survive without the internet to guide you? Did you forget to download Wikipedia to your solar powered ebook reader? Well, you’re screwed.

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Why I Escape

August 16th, 2011 Graig

I was guided towards a video commenting on the London riots, an interview with Darcus Howe a journalist and author from West India who gives the London news anchor the business as she tries to scandalize him (”have some respect for an old West Indian negro instead of accusing me of being a rioter”). Contrary to my usual impulse, I decided to read some of the comments to the thread and was appalled by the blatant racism, hatred and ignorance of the comments. We’ve become used to hearing stories from North American news outlets about the racism in Canada and the United States, with political correctness quashing much of it or at least tucking it away like some dark secret. We know of hillbillies and rednecks and “the south” where racism, homophobia and general prejudice is still quite out in the open, but in general we would be led to believe that it’s a past problem and not still a sociological hot button. Certainly not in London, not in Europe which we’ve always looked at as far more progressive. But then you see what happened in Norway, you see what’s happening in London and you see racism, hatred, xenophobia is just as prevalent, fuelled more by ignorance than by any authentic hatred. I could go into specifics (the London riots, specifically the looting and thuggery, seem to be as equally perpetrated by white kids as by any identifiable minority, if not more so. English society’s failing always seemed to be class-based and not racial by nature, but I’m seeing now that it’s not an either-or situation.)

Reading some of those distasteful, idiotic, and narrow-minded comments to that video has sparked many different emotions in me: anger; outrage; repulsion; sympathy… yes, sympathy. People making comments like the ones that appear on there are victims of their own circumstances… I can stereotype, but I won’t, although judging from grammar alone, it’s evident they’re poorly educated, as likely to be teenagers as they are twenty- to forty-somethings. They’re likely living in communities of the downtrodden, where petty crime is common, social development is virtually non-existent, and they’ve essentially been left to their own devices. Written-off, as it were. They want something or someone to blame for their circumstances, so they blame everyone, the government, the police, the immigrant population. It’s the same in run-down communities in larger cities in North America, the poor are kept poor and avoided unless there’s trouble and their ignorance is exploited, by politicians, corporations, the media, criminals. It’s hard to rise up against the system when the system is so heavily working against you and is so nebulous that you don’t even know you’re being oppressed, or you’re being oppressed in such a way that you’re actually being given the tools to repress yourself. Diet, alcohol, drugs, sports, music, movies, television, video games, porn… all means of escape. There’s a good side to each, but the bad side is so much less work. Why think about anything when it’s so easy not to, when it’s so easy to leave the thinking to others and just consume, with often great pleasure received with such minimal exertion.

Then there’s the flip-side, escaping into these things, and putting so much of your mental and/or physical energies into doing so. I escape into comic books and televison and movies and comedy, I invest myself into them and then take the time to think about them and relate my thoughts and experiences with them via reviews and blogs.
Why?
What do I get out of it?
What I get… I get to escape the real world. Fictional worlds, and why I love them so much, is because they’re not reality. Even when they reflect reality, when a comic or film establishes that character exists in “our reality”, it’s not really our reality. It’s the reality of the writer, of the creators, who manipulate the people, the situations for dramatic effect. Someone’s a racist, it’s because they were written that way, usually as a reminder of the potency of racism, but fake racism is never as upsetting as the real thing. Fake racism can be dealt with, addressed, changed, snuffed out… there’s a beacon of hope that you rarely encounter with its real world counterpart. Much in the same way, any negative situation can have a positive encounter.

I just saw the trailer to “Margin Call”, a film that takes place inside an investment bank just prior to the huge 2008 market collapse. What I was left wondering, at the end of the trailer, is why anyone would want to see that film? There’s absolutely no redemptive arc to that story, at least not in the real world scenario it’s based on. The bad guys didn’t get punished, the corporations that enabled the event to happen were given billions of the public’s money to keep going, and they turned around and just screwed everyone again. There’s no good guys there, the government isn’t looking out for its people, and the criminal justice system wasn’t allowed to do its job. It’s yet another reminder that there’s a hierarchy at play in the world, and if you’re not in the game then you really don’t matter. This film may have some conclusion with an arrest or two, and the collapse of the firm, but the potency of the real world won’t allow an escape into such a narrowly distinct fantasy.

I like to escape, because in escaping there’s always someone in control. All stories are the domain of their writers and things happen because they’re willed to happen. I seems that every facet of the real world is often out of any single person’s control. I can see why some people need to believe in God in order to cope, some people just need to believe there is someone in control.

I like to escape because in escaping you can fix the troubles of the world is relatively simplistic strokes. In Star Trek, humanity is bridged, exploring the stars together, rather than warring with ourselves. I’d like to assume that in the Trek world we’ve managed to get our shit together, and there’s no such thing as a third-world or a first-world nation, but that everyone is treated equally to the same education and is offered the same opportunities as anyone else and most people act selflessly. It’s a delicious dream. But we’re here, now, poisoning ourselves with our diets, consuming resources from the earth only to give them back in such a way that they toxify everything they touch, and scrambling for fame, recognition and money but without any concept of how to earn it. There was a time when the people who made it on television got there because they had talent, not just tits.

I don’t read the newspapers or news sites or watch the news very often. I don’t know what to do with the information given to me from these sources other than get angry. I feel helpless so much of the time, thus I see art as a way to get away from that feeling, and even when art reminds me of the real world, it’s great, because it’s a real world I’d like to live in, one that has some sense of order to it, not just chaotic smashing atoms everywhere.

In the land of fake believe so ofter there’s only one, sometimes two or maybe three obstacles facing the people in the story, sometimes they’re physical barriers, or malicious people, or the more ethereal “system”, but there’s no way for any story to concisely build up and extrapolate upon all the real-world facets that get in our way, from the faceless legion of competitors for jobs, to the marketing execs that push poison on you and call it food, to environmental concerns, etc. It’s almost a relief when there’s just one “bad guy” for Batman to tackle, or one corporation for Erin Brockovich to oppose. In 24 pages of a comic, or in 2 hours of a film, a nasty thing can be identified and taken care of in such a way that nothing so big in life ever is.

I used to invest incredible amounts of time to understanding the minutia of DC Comics continuity, and the same for Star Wars. I would escape into these places because there was a finite amount of information to learn. I wasn’t ever expecting to receive it all, but I knew at some point there was an end to it, a point where it was possible that I had encountered everything there was to know about Blue Beetle or Lak Sivrak. I would know every relevant thing that happened in their lives, I would have read most of the thoughts they’d ever had, I would understand the events of their universes and how they impacted each and every character (to a point). I often have trouble understanding how I impact the people around me, I sometimes don’t know the right thing to say. I sometimes want to undo something I just did and try it again. If I could plot out my life into a three-volume, 1200 page story, I’m certain I could make the perfect life, with just the right amount of pathos and joy, to make a utopia for myself that isn’t pristine, but perfect in its flaws. It could be close to how I lived my life but I’d be a better person, and the world would be a better place. I wouldn’t waste so much time thinking about what was wrong, but actually understand how to correct it.

But, I don’t understand. I know what’s wrong far too often, but I’m ill equipped to handle it. It’s sometimes so obvious that I get irate because others don’t see it. Or, others do see it, but like me, have no concept of how to act on it. There’s a system, the system is broken, and now the only ones who can use it are only in it for themselves. Villains are all around, and there’s really no one fighting them, which is why I escape, because in my flight from reality, they get what’s coming to them, and as a result, we all do too.

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My name is Graig, these are the ills that plague me today

August 10th, 2011 Graig

Sore back, in two spots
Knotted muscles under the shoulder blades
Kink in my neck
Fighting a cold (passed along from my daughter)
Eczema - left knee, right calf, right elbow, right palm
Broken baby toe, left foot
Torn thumbnail, left hand (tree pruning accident)
Cut, right heel (hurts to walk on)
Lack of sleep
Hemorrhoids

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Podcastration

August 9th, 2011 Graig

I have a problem. I’m a podcast junkie, and I think it’s ruining my life. I know I need to cut these podcasts off at the vas deferens, but like my allegorical balls, I kinda like them too much. I have in my queue no less than 15 podcasts that I’ve subscribed too, and I’m constantly checking out others which is ever threatening to balloon my listening list.

It started in 2006, with CBC Radio 3 podcasts and the occasional other miscellaneous music podcasts, but by 2008 I had tired of what the CBC was serving me and my good friend GAK had started his own radio show/podcast at CITR in Vancouver, so I had a suitable replacement. “Radio Free GAK” (now “Exploding Head Movies”) was like an extension of the mixtapes/cds we used to send to each other, only now, GAK’s mixtapes were getting heard by the masses, and more professional, and solidly formulaic (in a good way). I realized having stuff piped into my ears at work and during travel to and from work was a great way to dull the tedium of the workday, and was easier and less conspicuous entertainment/distraction than surfing the web all day.

In late 2008 I was searching around the net for Christmas related tunes, looking for Corky and the Juice Pigs’ “Christmas Dreams”. In the organic and fluid process that is killing-time-with-web-surfing, I made it to Bob Oedenkirk and David Cross’ website where comedian Doug Benson had a column called “I Love Movies”, and it turns out he had a podcast. I subscribed and that was it. Fairly quickly I became obsessed with the L.A. comedy scene, fostered by the Doug Loves Movies podcast, and, moreover the Comedy Death Ray podcast which I caught on with in its first few weeks. All this great comedy for free was mind blowing to me, but it was only twice a week, about two hours worth of material. That wasn’t enough. I started looking for more, seeing if there were comedians I could readily identify who had podcasts, trying out a CBC Radio comedy podcast (which wasn’t very good) and then just exposing myself to comedy podcasts at random, seeing what would stick.

I had caught the first season of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up, and recognized the name Marc Maron from there, but didn’t quite recall the act. I quite enjoyed almost every comedian on Oliver’s series (I knew most of them already anyway) so I figured if Maron was solid enough for Oliver to put on his show then I should give his podcast, WTF, a shot, starting with the episode on which Oliver appeared. I was hooked, fascinated not just by the stories behind so many comedians, the raw and honest interviews Maron managed to elicit, but also by the raw, honest, and often hilarious ramblings, usually about his own life and neuroses Maron prefaces his shows with. I liked comedy before, quite a bit, but I can honestly say I didn’t understand stand-up comedy beyond just what made me laugh. Now, I love stand-up, I love comedy, I love the science and form behind it, fascinated by the damaged personalities, and intrigued by the craziness of the industry that chews them up and spits them out on a regular basis.

Shortly after discovering WTF, I came across Chris Hardwick’s Nerdist podcast, and I guess I sort of self-identified with the mantra of the show, exploring the “nerd” in all types of popular culture. After a year or so of twice-weekly WTF, and the weekly CDR Radio, Nerdist and Doug Loves Movies, more and more podcasts started to creep out into the open, with Scott Aukerman forming the Earwolf podcasting network, developing new shows, all of which I’ve given a shot and most of which I still listen to. Nerdist has spawned “Nerdist Industries” which is slowly developing new podcasts. Paul F. Tompkins, easily the most prolific and funniest guest on Comedy Death Ray, spawned his own monthly Pod F. Tompcast, which just capped off its first year with a brilliant live show version. The Onion AV Club had their own podcast for a while, but after they stopped podcasting, they started a weekly podcast write-up where I’ve since come across StarTalk Radio - hosted by planetarium runner, PBS host, and frequent Daily Show guest Neil deGrasse Tyson - which talks science in popular culture with comedic undertones, as well as Judge John Hodgman, a “People’s Court”-style podcast for petty arguements between friends and family members, presided over by the erudite John “I’m A PC” Hodgman, and most recently, my new favourite podcast, Mike and Tom Eat Snacks, hosted by former “Ed” stars Tom Cavenaugh and comedian/actor/writer Michael Ian Black sitting down and assessing snacks. Simple but brilliant.

The problem is I have too many twice-weekly, weekly, monthly and sporadic podcasts, most of which I enjoy, but I don’t have enough time to listen to them all. Not only that, but the podcasts steal a lot of brainspace, not to mention time, away from doing other things, mostly writing and thinking about things. At this point it feels like other people are doing the thinking for me. Weirdly enough, I should add, I don’t listen to any movie or comic book review podcasts, which is what I spend much of my energies writing these days… well, “How Did This Get Made”, Paul Scheer’s bi-weekly tearing through of a crappy movie is technically a review podcast, but it’s so narrowly focussed it doesn’t quite count.

I was thinking of dropping “Who Charted”, the weekly Earwolf podcast starring comedian/rapper Howard Kremer and Mrs. Scott Aukerman, Kulap Vilaysack going over the top five movies and a random music chart with a special guest each week. The delight is in Kremer’s ridiculous questions, Kulap’s infectious giggling, and the frequent complaining about how horrible all the top everything is. However, after a few dud weeks I was ready to let it go, but then came three solid weeks in a row featuring Marc Maron, Bob Oedenkirk, and Scott Aukerman which has granted the show a reprieve.

I’ve actually stopped listening to all of the Nerdist podcasts, enjoying the “hostful” (aka “guestless”) banter between Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray and Matt Myra far more than when they have a guest in their midst. I will tune into the odd guested episode if I have an interest in the guest, but I find the three-on-one set up to be awkward (since the three hosts have a natural repartee which most of the guests don’t comfortably gel with).

Ultimately, I’m going to have to pare my listening list back to at most 10 hours a week. I get most of my listening in at work or on my commute to work, so whenever I take time off I’m not consuming any of the podcasts and fall far behind, rarely able to catch up. (I still have a handful of WTFs amongst others to catch up on from taking a week off over a month and a half ago). No matter what, I’m sticking with the “classics”, Doug Loves Movies, Comedy Bang Bang (formerly CDR), WTF and Exploding Head Movies. That’s about 5 hours right there. Outside of these all the rest are somewhat expendable, but looking at my list, I can’t decide what to cut.

Mondays: WTF, Comedy Bang Bang, Mike and Tom Eat Snacks
Tuesdays: Exploding Head Movies, How Did This Get Made (bi weekly)
Wednesdays: Who Charted?
Thursdays: WTF, Nerdist hostful, Judge John Hodgman (seems to be on hiatus)
Fridays: Sklarbro Country, Doug Loves Movies

Occasional:
Pod F. Tompcast (first of every month)
Scott Free (Scott Thompson’s infrequent podcast)
Seanpod (Sean Cullen’s infrequent podcast)
Affirmation Nation With Bob Ducca (a daily 2 - 5 minute podcast I listen to in chunks)
Superego (a monthly sketch podcast)

I guess I need to at worst stick with what I have and not try anything else out… or who knows what might happen.

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Archives are back

July 21st, 2011 Graig

For the longest time this blog space only contained a small portion of the content I’d created for it. After a server move in 2009 I just started the blog fresh, as my 2008 “Buy Nothing Year” experiment (which was more like a “Buy Very Little Year”) had ended and I relaunched an attempt at a daily blog project “365 Things” and then kind of gave up the blogging bit almost altogether (except that I’ve still been blogging in in a number of elsewheres).

So today, after a long, dust-gathering hiatus, the geekent blog archives are back in full… and more. As part of their import, WordPress suggested changing the user name of each so that the archives are more distinguished and easier to find. Thus the archives map out like so:

Author - Graig: geekent.com January 2009 - present

Author - geekent: geekent’s buy nothing year January 2008 - January 2009

Author - gkentetc: geekent’s “entertainment etc.” off-shoot page for reviews, purchases lists, and entertainment commentary from July 2003 - Sept 2008

Author - graigkent: this would be all the “geekent.com” blog content from “Dirty Monkey Bugspray Fun” in July 2002 through to end of 2007

Author - gkgk: this is the content from the shared blog “Dirty Monkey Bugspray Fun”, which also had posts from GAK and ryan which you will find on this page, Aug 2002 - July 2004 (some, if not all of this content may have been duplicated into entertainment etc.)

There are no author links so I’ll have to figure out how to rectify that… but the search function is working great if you’re looking for any specific reviews or past commentary or life events or whatnot.

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July 4th, 2011 Graig

Earlier today I was recalling with my wife my teenage years , those often solitary (though not necessarily lonely) years some 15-20 years ago (egads!) where I routinely hid away in my room obsessing over, well, comic books primarily. Oh, I liked music quite a bit, and I had a few female fixations, but comics were life and death for me. They mattered more than all else. The frequent visits to the LCS went from being a fun excursion to a mandatory weekly event.

Like any crazy obsessive I clipped images from magazines - Wizard, Previews, Comics Scene, Overstreet’s Fan, Comic Shop News - and wallpapered my room with them in a colourful, borderline unhealtly collage. It wasn’t just the walls, it was the ceiling too. I woke up many a time with a clipped Joe Quesada drawing of Ninjak or John Byrne She-Hulk resting on my face, a white spot on the ceiling where the image should be, and, immediately, was again.

I can’t even count the number of times, or hours spent, reorganizing my comic book collection into different sorting methodologies, sometimes alphabetical, sometimes by character, sometimes by company, sometimes by how much I liked them. I think a lot of these reorganizations didn’t make sense and hence necessitated another floor-covering re-sort. My dad, handy guy that he is, made a rather massive (and I recall, extremely heavy) bookshelf for my comics, one which held the equivalent of seven long-boxes worth. Once I ran out of room on that (which was pretty much immediately), he built into my closet a shelving system that featured a swinging shelf that provided an additional 33% more storage, yet I still required at least three long boxes of additional storage beyond that.

I wouldn’t say my life revolved around comics, but it wasn’t far off from it either. I cared about comics, I cared about the characters, I cared about the creators and the health of the industry and my local comics shop as much as, say, my friends or my education. My dream, like any fixated-on-comics kid, was to be a comic book artist, and in the last two months of my high schooling I had written and illustrated a full 24-page comic as a creative writing project, which actually turned out okay, in retrospect (but is not nearly as pro as I thought at the time).

When I knew I couldn’t commit to the discipline being an artist required I turned to writing and put together pitches, constantly making notes for character and story ideas, and even writing up a few scripts (though doing so by hand has made them borderline illegible so many years later). But deep down I didn’t really commit to being a writer either, as, like so many of us who dream of creating our own comics, I was fearful of moving beyond the fantasy of it, and actually contributing to the comics community. Those pitches and notes never went anywhere but in a file folder.

Deep down I feared I wasn’t cut out for the creative lifestyle (and man, you really have to commit to your craft if you’re going to do it, and even then expect failure but don’t lose hope for success). My alternative - my back-up plan - to drawing and writing was entrepreneurship - owning and operating my own comic book store, another part of the fantasy I had long held. I even did a co-op credit working at my LCS (a trend I started that continues to this day there), which led me down the path to the Business Administration program in my post-secondary education. But by the time I hit University, reality had knocked on my brain hard. As much as I loved comics, as much as I wanted to be a part of it, it wasn’t my reality and I knew that the sensible me inside wasn’t going to let it be. My reality was button-downed business, not exposing one’s talent (or lack thereof) to the world at large to be embraced or rejected (the fear of success and fear of failure are equally potent). Where I grew up, we had one success story in show business… Paul Schaffer, Letterman’s band leader. There was no one else to look up to, and I was no trail blazer. I didn’t care about the business world, I cared about comics, but I was too naive to know what to do about it, and far too incapable of venturing outside my comfort zone to try.

Those who can’t do, teach. In entertainment, those who can’t do, review.

My obsession with comics faded somewhat throughout university, as I was exposed to the broader culture of entertainment. That enthusiasm spread to television, movies, and music so that by the turn of the millennium I was buying CDs and DVDs as religiously as comics. I started to review things on all fronts which I’ve continued to do over the past decade. It’s not creatively satisfying, but I know I’ve gotten pretty good at it. I’ve committed to it more than I’ve committed to any other activity related to the creative fields, to the point were I was working towards a make-or break venture in 2008 that utterly fell apart in one quick server fail and nearly obliterated all passion I had for everything entertainment.

Not long after that I became a real grown up (you would think getting married and being a step-dad would’ve done it, but nope, not quite). I got my financial affairs in order, I bought a house, my daughter was born, and very, very quickly, all that stuff I thought I was so passionate about didn’t matter as much. I like movies, I like music, I like television, but I’ve started to be okay doing without them for stretches of time. Comics, though, I still love comics. But I don’t love them like I used to. They’re like an old friend, they still matter to me, I still care about them, but they’re not as important as they used to be. I see them once a week, but I’m not checking in with them every day like I used to.

My stepson is about 2 years away from the age where I really started investing myself in comics, and his personality right now is very much like mine was at his age. What he loves are comics, toys and television, just like I did way back when, to an almost exclusive degree where going to any extracurricular activities is just taking time away from reading and watching and playing. I’m seeing the signs and he might be an asocial nerd-in-progress (like me). Not unpopular or a “loser” but trench-headed in the mindset that fantasy and escapism are more important or more interesting than the real world. I get it. I used to be there and occasionally would like to go back there. But I wonder, should I encourage, discourage, or completely let him discover his own path in this regard? It didn’t serve me too badly in the long run, but it also held me back somewhat from having a greater, more adventurous youth. I have to wonder.

Funny thing is, I still have all the dreams I used to…of becoming a comic book writer and artist (though the artist skills have long atrophied but I’m hoping one day to get the time to rebuild those too) and even to run my own comics shop (though I know that possibility will probably disappear almost completely in the next 15 years). I doubt I’ll ever make it as a full-time pro, but if I ever achieve the discipline to work on something day after day (rather than, say, watching four episodes of Angel on Netflix in an evening, or spending two hours writing blog posts) I can actually put something out there, stop commenting and actually create. I don’t think I really care anymore if people don’t like it (I’ve had enough negative comments from just reviewing that has steeled me to the internet’s troll-ful ways) and I’ll probably be incredibly grateful (though not too much so) to the people that do.

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Acquisitions - February 2011

February 28th, 2011 Graig

February 1
Doom Patrol (3rd Series) #5
Blue Ribbon Comics #2, 14
Lancelot Strong, The Shield #1
GI Joe Ballentine Young Adult novels #1 - 6
DC Comics Presents #7, 31
Fantastic Four by Jonathan Hickman vol 3
Video Jack #2-3
THUNDER Agents (JC Comics) #2

February 4
The King’s Speech - with the most Oscar nominations this year (12) the King’s Speech has a lot to live up to and if it succeeds it only does so with the lowered expectations that the Oscars have induced. The film, is, simply put, a crowd-pleasing historical light drama, the kind of amicable pap that Oscar winners Forrest Gump and Slumdog Millionaire revel in. In this regard it’s a shoe in. The performances by Geoffry Rush and Colin Firth are entertaining and engaging, Firth particularly exuding a tangible sense of loneliness (although his stuttering affectation seems cartoonishly exaggerated). Though warm, the film’s directorial style is fairly generic and the story is placed inside a comically predictable structure that hits every note right where it’s supposed to be. It’s a shoe in for best film, and Firth and Rush both are strong contenders for Best Actor and Supporting.

Predators - Robert Rodriguez’ sequel to the first Predator finds Adrien Brody, Topher Grace and a half dozen other humans placed on an alien habitat, a game reserve actually, and pitting their survival skills against a trio of Predators. There’s not much more to it than that, but director Nimrod Antal provides a relentless kineticism to the proceedings, and I actually buy Brody as a bad ass mercenary. The character work is strong, especially with so little character development, and the action is old school, with CGI kept to a minimum, the physicality coming through. It doesn’t vary much off the 1987 original, but then it doesn’t have to. This will be a (slightly edited for violence and language) Saturday afternoon classic in the years to come.

MacGruber - Although one of my favourite Saturday Night Live skits of recent years, I acknowledge that it is incredibly one-note, and transitioning it to any longer format would be a challenge. So star Will Forte, director Jorma Taccone and John Solomon started from scratch, in a sense, which sounded like a positive shift for an SNL film, but in reality just made it pretty much another typically mediocre entry in a long line of sketch-to-film transitions. Where MacGruber failed the most was in establishing its lead character, who is supposed to be a legendary warrior, pulled from retirement to save the country from a nuclear threat via his old nemesis, but it turns out he’s inept, a coward, and a whiner. I’m not sure how much mileage a MacGuyver parody would get this day and age but with these things you go one way or the other… either he’s inept, inept but comedically effective, or super-competent, but you can’t have all three. There’s some funny and fun moments, and Taccone stretches his low-budget nicely, capturing the 80’s action vibe nicely, but at the same time it never comes together all that well as either an action movie or a comedy.

February 5
Enter The Void - a dash of Wim Wender’s Wings of Desire, a pich of Aronofski’s Requiem For A Dream, a hint of Boyle’s Trainspotting, the aroma of David Lynch, all added to a strong base of Kubrick, from Eyes Wide shut back to A Clockwork Orange and 2001. Irreversible director Gaspar Noe once again delivers a challenging cinematic experience but in this case a much softer, if not necessarily kinder or gentler one. The story is ridiculous, the acting is bad and it’s probably pretentiously long, but it’s an incredible experience nonetheless. A 2 1/2 minute barrage of epileptic seizure-inducing opening credits set to a thudding, glitched-out industrial track gives way to 2 hours and 40 minutes of head-trip psychedelia and a high-school level interpretation of metaphysics. A young Canadian lives in Tokyo with his sister, both orphans, he a low-level drug dealer, she a stripper. When a drug deal goes bad, a heavily foreshadowed conversation on buddhist afterlife plays out as he monitors the world and people he left behind occasionally tripping back into his own memories and nightmares, revealing his past and his relationships with the people he watches over. The opening sequence is shown in first-person perspective, as we tour through Tokyo via the character’s eyes (literally, the screen blinks and everything) and hear his internal monologue. The post-death sequences are shot with detachment, hovering above the cast and the city, floating closer and further away, in and out of rooms, through walls etc. The spirit through whose eyes we follow the world is occasionally sucked into the light (the source of which varies) where we experience the trip, literally and figuratively, through some type of nether realm emerging on the other side sometime in the past, sometimes stepping ahead in time, sometimes in a different place but in a parallel time to what we just witnessed. It’s an incredibly voyeuristic film, ending its journey with a trip through a sex hotel, the result predictable, but no less visually compelling. I can’t say I love it, but as an experience it’s certainly like little else I’ve ever experienced.

February 6
Easy A - I looked up Emma Stone on IMDB immediately after this film in the hopes that my appreciation for her can also be attraction without it being criminally lecherous. She was, mercifully, about 20 when she shot the picture. And what a picture. Since the 1980s many have tried, and none (that I can think of) have succeeded in making a teenage comedy that matches the style, humour and cleverness of John Hughes’ oeuvre. The 80’s had a heyday of pictures like these, not all of them under Hughes’ direction, but for some reason Hollywood has forgotten how to make a picture that shows high schools in their best light, as a place of tortured existence but not a prison and certainly not without its highs. Mean Girls was the last, best example, but didn’t have the Hughes’ sensibility. Easy A turns the Scarlet Letter into a Hughes film and Stone’s Olive into a modern-day Molly Ringwald. The cast is loaded with incredible supporting talent including Thomas Hayden Church as Olive’s English teacher and the brilliant Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson as her parents. Olive is intelligent, but not infallible, while her parents jovial, playful but loving and attentive reflect intensely in her character. The script is wry and extremely charming, and Olive and her family so appealing that I didn’t want to leave them. There’s no immediate impetus for a sequel and yet I want more than anything to spend time with these characters again.

February 7
The Town - On Blu-Ray we started watching the 2 1/2 hour extended director’s cut of the film, but after a few glitches 20 minutes in we reverted to the theatrical cut. I’m not certain the film demands the additional 25 minutes, but it does feel as if many characters within the film get short-shifted, especially Jeremy Renner’s intensely compelling and challenging James, who seems to disappear throughout long sequences involving Ben Affleck’s Doug courtship of his own robbery victim Rebecca Hall’s Claire. I’m not sure if the film lingers too long on Doug and Claire’s destined-for-failure relationship or if it’s just the morals of Doug pursuing it to begin with that didn’t jibe with me, but the other aspects of the film, including Jon Hamm and Titus Welliver’s investigation into Doug and crew’s robberies, were Heat-level intense, and James’ bloodlust doesn’t ever really pay off like it seems it should, nor does the insight into “the Town” really pay off like it’s set up to (though I did get more hints towards that in the first 20 of the extended version). Affleck’s nicely crawled out of his joke hole and proven himself a skilled director, an equally likeable actor and yes, even and Oscar winning writer.

February 8
Exit Through The Gift Shop - the question is, how much of Mr. Brainwash is a put-on? And does that invalidate his art. Or does it further validate it in a quasi sense because it’s part of the larger art of duping people into buying mass-produced fake art as part of this film, itself an art project? It makes my brain hurt… in a good way. A very pleasing and entertaining movie.

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work - She’s kind of horrific to look at, and her career has taken so many compromised turns that it’s honestly hard to see what there is to take seriously about Joan Rivers. This film puts it all back into perspective, the groundwork she’s laid for so many other comedians, the tremendous successes and even more the embarrassing failures both professionally and personally, and the seemingly unending drive to work, be known and be seen. She’s a fame hound, and though she’s perhaps not happy about it, she certainly accepts that it is her life and her lifestyle. She’s a diva, a primadonna, and she’s still a hell of a comedian, though, at times a bit too unaware of her own material. A fascinating look at a too easily forgotten or ignored personality.

February 9
Legion of Super-Heroes Annual #1
Secret Six #30
Adventure Comics #523
Batgirl #18
Batman and Robin #20
Justice League Generation Lost #19
Red Robin #20
THUNDER Agents #4
Unwritten #22
X-Factor #215
SpongeBob Comics #1

February 16
Morning Glories Vol 1 TPB
Fables #102
Doom Patrol #19
Green Lantern #62
Legion of Super-Heroes #10
Young Justice #1
GI Joe Cobra #13
SHIELD #6
Captain America Man Out Of Time #4

February 22
All-Star Superman - Grant Morrison’s original story contained 12 stand-alone stories that formed a general arc. The animated adaptation of this arc pares it back somewhat, retaining much of the wonder and heart but at the same time not fully capturing the entire spirit of the book. If animation has a drawback, particularly these DVD-direct features that Marvel and DC put out, it’s that they regularly fail to capture the sense of natural movement, dialogue or progression, opting instead to get to the good stuff, which is lots of spectacle and fighting. They seem to have the worst time dealing with plain clothes situations, where characters need to be normal and speak in casual tongue. Disney and Pixar’s rarely have a problem with this, so I’m not sure what the constraint is for these guys, except (I guess) they need to keep costs down and time tight. Anyway, the first third of ASS is stilted in a way, and flows rather unnaturally for a feature (like they were segmented chapters of a story, imagine that) but the last act of the film is enthralling, at times gorgeous, frequently exciting and clever, and ultimately kind of beautiful. It’s truly a shame that it doesn’t work so well in the beginning. The sad fact behind this was it was purchased in tribute to Dwayne McDuffie, one of my most respected comic writers and a damn fine story man in animation, and though ASS is a nice product to go out on, I hope there’s still an original story of McDuffie’s in the works somewhere that can act as swansong.

February 23
Sixth Gun #9
Justice League Generation Lost #20
Teen Titans #92
Captain America #615
Detective Comics #874

Netflix
Micmacs - Jean Pierre Jeuenet may not be beholden to but is certainly partial to whimsy, a form of lightheartedness that isn’t quite comedy but doesn’t preclude it either, and hasn’t had a home since the 1930’s when doe-eyed, lash-batting startlets made way for hungry, heady Gone With The Wind melodrama. Where independent filmmakers in North America use quirk, and most European or Asian filmmakers use absurdity, Jeuenet uses earnestness, a sense that what you see is what you get, even if it is most peculiar. Jeuenet’s characters have a willingness to accept themselves, their situation and their place. They don’t aspire, they don’t dream, they’re content even when downtrodden. It’s not relentless enthusiasm or annoyingly upbeat, it’s affable. The story of Micmacs could rise and fall between any number of extremes (from outright silly, to puzzlingly bizarre), but it maintains a consistent pace of playfulness and sweet endearing so as never to elevate, shock or disarm its audience. It’s as if Jeuenet just wants to bear witness to an audience full of wry grins. But it’s not going to be everybody’s flavour. It’s unnatural, unrealistic, and old fashioned. It’s an Ewoks vs. the Empire scenario and while it’s cute, if you think about the logic it’ll drive you nutty.

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Acquisitions - January 2011

January 31st, 2011 Graig

January 1
Whip It - I loved this anti-chick flick that really was about female empowerment more than any Charlie’s Angels or Salt could ever pretend to be. I’m not sure I buy Ellen Page as a 17 year old anymore but she’s one hell of an actress, full of charisma and wit. The supporting cast, from Alia Shawkat to Juliette Lewis to, most especially Kristen Wiig who doesn’t ever even try to be funny, and has some of the most wonderful moments of the film. It’s beautifully realized by Drew Barrymore as a coming of age drama that isn’t really just about some guy, and how she handles the subplot of some guy is done in understated and pitch perfect fashion. My daughter will be watching this.

January 2
Louis CK: Chewed Up - not sure if I’ve sat through much of CK’s comedy before but after a full year of comedy podcasts he’s been touted practically as the second coming of Carlin, and the hype isn’t far off. The man has a comedy agenda like no other, and he’s brilliant at executing it as witnessed here. As an aging man with kids, I’ll say it speaks to me in a way that it might not have a couple years ago, but I still think I would have found it brilliant (if making marriage and fatherhood sound like a ridiculously bad idea). The old tale about comedians losing their gifts once they start talking about their kids, it’s shit, and CK paves the way for how to do it right.

January 4
Secret Warriors Vol 3
Superman: Nightwing and Flamebird
Doom Patrol #19
X-Factor #213

January 6
Gavin & Stacey Season 1 ep1 -2 (netflix)
Hyperdrive Season 1 ep1 (netflix)
That Mitchell and Webb Look Season 1 (netflix)

January 7
Archer Season 1
The Bedwetter by Sarah Silverman - the first few chapters, dealing with Silverman’s socially-crippling bedwetting disorder are the serious meat-and-potatoes of this book, and are powerfully resonant, which makes the rest of the book, where Silverman flourishes into her own groundbreaking comedic persona a little less enticing. There’s a lack of storytelling trajectory to the remaining book that makes it a little disappointing after these initial chapters, which is likely Silverman’s earnestness and modesty coming into play. It’s surprisingly readable, although anecdotal and light on the jokes.

January 9
Me, You and Everyone We Know (netflix) - it’s all about connections, how people connect with one another, and how people communicate with one another and how what one person says is always filtered by the person it’s being said to. It’s a remarkable, assured film which has a cast of a dozen characters, each with an important contribution and moment to the film. It deals with Todd Solondz-esque themes but instead of mining misery and disturbing concepts for drama and comedy, it mitigates the awkwardness with sincerity. This isn’t a film out to do bad things to its characters or show its characters as bad people, it wants its audience to connect, rather than push them away.

January 11
Winter’s Bone (r) - How deep does blood run and how important is it? In the Ozarks an extended family of distant relatives are primarily in the meth-cooking business. 17-year-old Ree is the sole provider for her two younger siblings and her mentally incapacitated mother, her father recently busted for cooking. Now having skipped bail and putting their house up for collateral, Ree’s life and family are about to be usurped unless she can find her father or prove that he’s dead. It’s a methodically paced film, following this young woman who has no options or choices except do everything she can or give up. She’s thrust into the midst of her father’s world, dangerous, aggressive, desperate and desolate. An incredibly well-made and potent exploration of a microculture, it’s earned its accolades. Compare thematically to True Grit.

Date Night (r) - Adventure comedies like this usually revolve around younger, prettier couples, usually a first date scenario to bring the couple together. So it’s nice to see this well-tread plot that instead gives way to an everyday, boring, suburban couple, and explore what it means to be married and responsible to one’s family and partner. It’s not quite that deep but it does explore it nicely for a moderately-budgeted hollywood release. NBC Thursday night staples Fey and Carrell make for a realistic-enough couple and have the comedy chops to carry a film like this without getting to dry or melodramatic. It’s not terrific but it is cute.

January 12
Batgirl #17
Justice League: Generation Lost #17
Red Robin #19
Secret Six #29
THUNDER Agents #3
Unwritten #21
Captain America: Man out of Time #3

January 13
Zach and Miri Make a Porno (netflix) - I used to be a huge Kevin Smith fan, but somewhere along the way I realized that his juvenile sense of humour and his questionable abilities as a director make many of his films unwatchable once you’re cognizant of his limitations. I have to admit I thought Jersey Girl was a nice step forward for him, in trying something different and acknowledging some semblance of maturity. Then he made Clerks 2, which, while quite funny in parts, reinforced all of Smith’s shortcomings once again. Zach and Miri is the middle ground between Jersey Girl and Clerks 2, a romatic comedy but with lots of bodily functions humour. It’s low brow, and yet funny… but the real winning element are the comedic and dramatic skills of Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks and Craig Robinson (Robinson’s entire performance is comedy gold). Once again, Smith uses some of his regular players (Jason Mewes, Jeff Anderson) who, lets face it, are only acting because of Smith and otherwise wouldn’t have careers beyond DTV film. There are definite weak points, but also some really strong points, and there’s a sense of craft to the story and progression thereof (bending cliches into a twisted, dirty version of themselves). My favourite part would easily be the Justin Long and Brandon Routh cameo as gay lovers… Routh, here and in Scott Pilgrim, has proven his comedic timing (although much of the heavy lifting is done by Long, but the reactions from Routh and Rogen are terrific). Smith still has a ways to grow but he’s still got a knack for comedy and sentimentality that he could exploit larger should he choose to apply himself.

Pulling Season 1 (ep 1 - 3)(netflix)
Farscape Season 1 (ep 1 - 2)(netflix)

January 14
Howl (r) - A quasi documentary/artistic interpretation of the Gainsberg poem “Howl”, the obscenity trial it manufactured, and a look behind the curtains and the meaning/background of the words. James Franco (sporting one of the worst fake beards this side of Matthew Fox circa Lost season 6) imitates Gainsberg’s cadence and plays talking head to a tape recorder providing insight into his own backstory as it relates to the poem. Meanwhile animated sequences provide visual accompaniment to the poem as read by Franco, and the poem is repeated once again in a black and white beatnik bar sequence, and again in the courtroom. There’s 45 minutes of a solid, compact story of historical relevance, and 40 minutes of tedious poetry brow-beating. I’m not a fan of poetry.

January 15
Black Swan - The more distance I have from this film, the more time I have to think about it, the more I appreciate it, definitely, but I think the more I like it as well. Initially after viewing it I wasn’t sure what to think. It was a potent experience but I wasn’t sure I liked it. I was more than impressed by Natalie Portman, for all that she gave to the role, and the final sequence was momentum-fuelled, beautiful and dizzying. It’s not until the third act that the psychological underpinnings of Portman’s character are called into question, but once they are the entire film begins to make sense, as do the characters around her and their actions. There are genuinely shocking moments, and an overall intensity propelled by Clint Mansell’s masterful score that seem almost comedic from a skewed perspective, as if Aronofski were playing a cruel trick on the ballet theatre crowd. The film slathers on melodrama like butter on a Tim Hortons bagel, and it will either please or put off the viewer. The story within the story has the dance troupe performing a bold new interpretation of Swan Lake, with the obvious joke being that hey! so is this film. It’s an audacious movie that challenges all facets of film production as well as all who watch it. Film of the year? I think so.

January 19
Legion of Super-Heroes #9
Tiny Titans #31
X-Factor #214
GI Joe/Cobra II #13
Young Justice #0
Fantastic Four by Hickman vol 1+2
xxx by Woody Allen

January 25
Dark Reign: Fantastic Four

January 26
Detective Comics #873
Justice League: Generation Lost #18
Teen Titans #91
Captain America #614
Sixth Gun #8

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Rating the Coen Brothers

January 5th, 2011 Graig

Ranked by no other criteria than how much I like them (subject to change)

1. The Big Lebowski (1998)
2. Fargo (1996)
3. Miller’s Crossing (1990)
4. A Serious Man (2009)
5. No Country for Old Men (2007)
6. Blood Simple. (1984)
7. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
8. True Grit
9. Burn After Reading (2008)
10. O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
11. Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
12. Barton Fink (1991)
13. The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
14. The Ladykillers (2004)
15. Raising Arizona (1987)

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Acquisitions - December 2010

December 31st, 2010 Graig

December 2
Doom Patrol
Secret Six
The Incredible Hercules: The New Prince Of Power

December 4/5
Jennifer’s Body - Though I’m not sure if it’s what Diablo Cody and co. intended, Jennifer’s Body comes off as an exceptionally sloppy, low-rate Buffy riff in the horror-comedy genre. Amanda Seyfreid schluffs off the ditzy blonde of Mean Girls well enough to venture into nerd/hard-ass territory, but Megan Fox and her toe-thumbs are given overwraught, ungainly dialogue to wade through, and unclear direction on what exactly the character/demon’s purpose is. As far as high school horrors go, it rounds the bend from smart to socially awkward autistic.

Play It Again Sam - Woody Allen’s play adapted to the screen, awkwardly, and as rife with neurotic Allen-isms as Annie Hall only less refined and a tad more juvenile. The Casablanca thing was heavy handed and the ending more than predictable because of it to its own detriment. Allen’s comedy was a bit more scattered, often dabbling in the physical pratfalls (and adeptly too, I might add), lending to some really funny stuff that we don’t see from him after Love and Death.

Dirty Deeds - For some reason I was in a mood to watch a crappy DTV high school-based comedy starring two C-list television celebrities. It’s a terrible film with a promising premise that plays out in a cliched ‘everything-works-out-for-our-hero’ manner with a completely irrelevant house party intercut primarily as a showcase for tits and the even more cliche ‘nerd-gets-laid’ story. As awful as it was, and as much as I should want to scrub my brain raw to rid it of any remnant memories of the film, it’s actually polished enough a production to be considered “not bad”, relative to other DTV cheapo high school-based comedies.

December 8
Batgirl #16
Booster Gold #39
Fables #100
Justice League Generation Lost #15
Red Robin #18
Superboy #2
THUNDER Agents #2
Teen Titans/Little Archie #3

December 9
Crimes and Misdemeanors - Woody Allen presents two different stories sharing a similar theme and progression, both spinning around the concept of infidelity and jealousy, one rather lighthearted, the other dead serious. It’s an odd film, and I’m not sure the thematic parables are all that complimentary, but with Law & Order legends Sam Watterston and Jerry Orbach providing supporting roles and Martin Landau and Angelica Huston acting the hell out of the more serious segment it’s an engaging film nonetheless. The convergence at the end does have a sense of payoff, and even the lighter story has genuine weight, but overall the film doesn’t work as sharply as it intends.

December 14
Sleepwalk With Me by Mike Birbiglia
Secret Warriors Vol 1 & 2

December 15
Green Lantern #59
G.I. Joe/Cobra #11
Strange Tales II #3
Captain America: Man Out Of Time #2
X-Factor #212
Unwritten #20
Mighty Crusaders #6
Batman and Robin #18
Mighty Samson #1

December 17
Tron: Legacy - After over 2 years of hype and just as much anticipation, it’s finally here, and, well, it’s good. It’s not great, far from perfect, but it is good, entertaining, visually immersing, and even has some potent moments. What didn’t work for me: the uncanny valley of young Flynn/Clu, the aerial dogfight (which seemed more or less a retread of Star Wars), and perhaps one too many flashbacks. Also, for a film called “Tron” there was a decided lack of Tron. It’s not revolutionary like the Matrix was, which was perhaps too much to hope for, but it provided Matrix: Reloaded-like thrills and visual wow. It’s kind of unfortunate that Tron really does live in the shadow of that series since “entering the machine” was so well explored and defined in that series and it’s a lot looser here, understanding what it really means to be part of this virtual society. The original Tron was equally muddy and difficult to pin-down the concept, so why should this be any different. It’s getting some pretty horrendous reviews but like the original I think history will be a little kinder to it as it ages and people invest themselves a little in the world.

I saw Tron a second time in IMAX 3-D and I’ve changed my mind on a lot of things… the uncanny valley of CLU isn’t all that bad except when he talks (the upper lip doesn’t move right), I didn’t mind the aerial dogfight (and in fact quite liked it) and there weren’t as many flashbacks as I had thought. This film is really all about Flynn and his presence or absence as a father figure, for Sam, Quorra and CLU. A second viewing, with expectations already set, as well as with the visual pop of the IMAX elements (about 40% of the film, and it’s gorgeous and awe-inspiring) I was utterly entranced and involved, no longer searching for what I felt, but just enjoying the ride. I’m still not sold on 3-D technology as sometimes the left eye just didn’t register everything properly, but it was interesting to see a film that was made for 3-D and how much better it plays than films modified for 3-D. This is going to be an underestimated favourite of mine, like Ang Lee’s Hulk before it, a blockbuster that’s more about character than action setpieces. The story and the elements of the characters that were called in to question after a first viewing were actually resolved with a second viewing, it really does make sense.

This isn’t a film for everyone, and it won’t even be a film for most people, but if you give it the attention it requires, it’s actually pretty great.

Dec 22
Axe Cop Vol 1
Reid Fleming:World’s Toughest Milkman HC Vol 1
GI Joe Classic Vol 10
The Guild: Vork #1
Batman Incorporated #2
Justice League: Generation Lost #16
Legion of Super-Heroes #8
Chew #16
Sixth Gun #7
Warlord of Mars #3

Dec 23
True Grit

Dec 25
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (Blu-Ray)
Community Season 1

Dec 31
SHIELD #5
Captain America
Detective Comics #872
Tiny Titans #35
Teen Titans #90

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Rating Woody

December 16th, 2010 Graig

I’m a newcomer to Woody Allen, mostly because I didn’t think I liked him very much (until this past year (2010) I had only seen Annie Hall, Manhattan, Bananas and What’s Up Tiger Lily, with the latter being the first of his works I saw, but also understanding it was atypical of his output. In fact, I thought all his films were of the Mannie Halttan ilk, and while there are consistent themes that seem to run through his work, there is also a wide variety of comedy and drama in his (by and large) annual output that should make it extremely hard for any self-respecting cinephile to outright dismiss him.

What’s Up Tiger Lily (2)
Zelig (14)
Broadway Danny Rose (15)
Purple Rose of Cairo (16)
Interiors (10)
Bananas (4)
Love and Death (8)
Annie Hall (9)
Crimes and Misdemeanors (22)
Whatever Works (42)
Radio Days(18)
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex * But Were Afraid To Ask (6)
Manhattan (11)
Play It Again Sam (5)(did not direct)
A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (13)
Sleeper (7)
Stardust Memories (12)

Unseen:

What’s New PussyCat (1)(did not direct)
Take The Money And Run (3)
Hannah And Her Sisters (17)
September (19)
Another Woman (20)
New York Stories (21)
Alice (23)
Shadows and Fog (24)
Husbands and Wives (25)
*Manhattan Murder Mystery (26)
*Bullets Over Broadway (27)
Don’t Drink the Water (28) TV
*Mighty Aphrodite (29)
Everyone Says I Love You (30)
Deconstructing Harry (31)
Celebrity (31)
Sweet and Lowdown (32)
Small Time Crooks (33)
*Curse of the Jade Scorpion (34)
Hollywood Ending (35)
Anything Else (36)
Melinda and Melinda (37)
Match Point (38)
*Scoop (39)
Cassandra’s Dream (40)
Vicky Christina Barcelona (41)
You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger (43)

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Acquisitions - November 2010

November 30th, 2010 Graig

November 3
Batman & Robin #16
Doom Patrol #16
Secret Six #27
Superboy #1
Tron: Original Movie Adaptation #1
Strange Tales #2
Captain America: Man Out Of Time #1
Invincible #75
Slamarama #1 - 2
Scenester

November 4
Zelig - I had never even heard of Zelig until I borrowed the DVD off my father-in-law, but I loved it. Basically Woody Allen’s version of a superhero story, dealing with both the psychology and celebrity of having a super-power in the 1920s, but in a very naturalistic way and in a documentary format…right up my ally. 3-Story or Demo or countless other indie comics that deal with “real people who have superhuman abilities” share a common bond. Next to What’s Up Tiger Lily, my favourite Allen film, hands down. I was curious what they meant by “State of the art effects” but it does what Forrest Gump would do (placing Allen into old films, newsreels or photographs) only ten years before.

Cropsey (netflix) - Cropsey is a Long Island catch-all name for the boogeyman or dangerous strangers intent on doing children harm, used in ghost stories or as a parental warning to children. Between the mid-70’s and late-80’s a number of mentally handicapped children went missing, and it wasn’t until the arrest on one man did they start to suspect they were all connected. But was this man guilty or was he villainized by the public and the press as this legendary boogie man. The film explores the history of Long Island as a dumping ground for garbage and people (alive and dead), looking a specific compound which once housed a TB ward and was a “school” for mentally challenged kids (revealed in a expose early in Geraldo Rivera’s career as a deplorable place). Fascinating with the only drawbacks being the excessive amount of time the directors spend on screen (there’s a Blair Witch-esque sequence that’s rather contrived and out of place) and the unsatisfying resolution… but the latter, at least, was unavoidable. I’m almost certain they’ve made a Law & Order episode or two out of this story.

Tenacious D And The Pick Of Destiny (netflix) - I avoided this because I was really, really burnt out on both Jack Black’s schtick and the Tenacious D brand. After reading the My Year Of Flops casefile and having it actually recommended to me, I decided to give it a go and found it, surprisingly, watchable. It’s not terribly funny, (I rarely laughed-out-loud) but it’s far cleaner and less bodily-fluid intensive than I gave it credit for. It’s the origin story of JB and KG and, if you’re looking at continuity, predates their short-run HBO show. My favourite gag was that JB’s fantasy of having a rock-god status with the POD entailed rocking the socks off of only a mildly larger crowd at the same bar where they hit up open mic nights. Also enjoyed Tim Robbin’s kooky interloper and the Sasquatch sequence was wicked. But overall the conceptual elements were pretty light, the songs rather unengaging, and the comedy slight, yet, there is a certain charm to the underdogs, and I much prefer the D when they’re portrayed as underdogs than when they’re selling out large venues and playing anything more than acoustic heavy metal.

November 9
20 Million Miles To Earth - The “classic” sci-fi tale of a Venusian beast set loose on Earth, most famous for its Harryhausen special effects (the monster versus elephant battle was pretty great), but otherwise is completely forgettable, and worse, pointless. It’s a King Kong story, redone but with less heart or meaning. The creature, set loose on earth, has no clear motivation or destination, and the humans chasing it have only the sole motivation of studying it so that they can figure out how best to acclimatize themselves to Venus’ atmosphere. Plus, all those horrendous Italian accents, oy.

Big Man Japan (netflix) - Big Sato is Japan’s protector, defending it from the many weird and abhorrent creatures that attack (from where do they come, and why? It’s not important). But despite being the hero, he’s not loved by the people. His modest domicile is defaced with posters and graphitti debasing and denigrating him, and otherwise the general public seems rather disinterested in him and his exploits. Through a mockumentary lens, and played dead straight by writer/director Hitoshi Matsumoto, Masaru Daisato is Big Sato’s unguarded alter-ego, a middle-aged, now-divorced bachelor, leading a quiet, isolated life. His daughter has been almost totally removed from his life (for fear that she would inherit the job, which has been held by a member of his family for at least three generations). Daisato is the 6th Big Man, but unlike the glory days of fame and wealth his now senile grandfather enjoyed, he’s forced to sell his body to advertising and live under-the-radar from an ever-wary, media saturated public. The private life of Big Sato is the heart of the film, but there’s a confusing POV as these moments are guided by an unseen, but often heard, director, while the style of the film shifts every time Big Man must tussle with yet another outrageous monster (the digital effects aren’t even trying to be realistic, but instead have an uncanny valley quasi realism that makes them even more disturbing, and the design of the monsters would be disturbing if they weren’t so absurdly comical). The film loses all grasp of its narrative function late in the film with, first, an awkward montage sequence, and then a final act that is as bizarre and confounding as any you will see. Skewering everything from monster movies, the media, superhero tales, and even the mockumentary format (to some extent), the film is very sharp, funny and thought provoking, and I loved it. Ultimately it does leaves a few too many questions to be fully satisfying, though… such as: was Daisato really just a tv star and not really a giant monster hunter (doubtful, but then what was the purpose of that last Ultraman-esque act) and where does that light beam come from and go to?

November 10
Batgirl #15
Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne #6
Birds of Prey #6
Booster Gold #38
Justice League: Generation Lost #13
Mighty Crusaders #5
Red Robin #17
THUNDER Agents #1
Tiny Titans/Little Archie #2
Unwritten #19
Chew #15
Tron: Betrayal #2

Thief (netflix) - I like Michael Mann movies sometimes because of, and sometimes in spite of their exceptionally deliberate pace. But Thief was at times too deliberate, and on top of, too unflinchingly 80’s in its presentation that I found it a chore to watch. It’s got a great character arc and I could look at Tuesday Weld forever but I don’t really like James Caan or Jim Belushi (there’s one scene where he races across a beach and takes his girlfriend’s legs out from under her which underscores everything I believe about the Belush’s real-life persona, and I can honestly say my favourite scene in the film was the gory shotgun blasts he took to his pudgy torso).

The Short Films of David Lynch (netflix) - Six Men Getting Sick (weird), The Alphabet (also weird), The Amputee (not quite as weird, but still weird)

Assssscat (netflix) - A one hour archive of the much vaunted UBC improv show, featuring Amy Pohler, Matt Walsh, Matt Besser and Ian Roberts, with guests like Andy Daly, Horatio Sanz, Thomas Lennon and more. Funny, but so unrefined it shouldn’t be presented stand-alone… as a series or only live, I think.

Broadway Danny Rose (DVD) - I was excited at first as I thought with the opening as groups of old-school stand-ups hang out in a Deli late in the evening telling stories that we might get a retrospective of the innerworkings of the old-time comedy scene. Alas it wasn’t to be, and my excitement faded, but it was replaced by a winning story and even more a winning performance from Allen who plays not yet another variation of his well-honed persona, but an actual character with different sensibilities (though similar comedic timing) and a “romance” story that plays into none of the tropes I was expecting it to fall into. It’s a harrowing mis-adventure of mistaken identity that almost gets Danny Rose, sub-par talent agent, almost killed by New York mobsters but the adventure leads to the biggest emotional payoff I’ve encountered so far in one of Allen’s films, a crushing blow beautifully acted. In black and white, Allen’s visual presence stays out of the way of the story, but again he lovingly uses New York as a backdrop.

November 16
Groundhog Day - the moral of the story is you can’t change the world around you, you can only change yourself, and that happiness comes from selflessness, or something. A delightful idea, generally well executed and a charming film. Andie McDowell, however, not the most alluring or congenial of female leads.

November 17
Batman Incorporated #1
Batman: The Return #1
DC Comics Presents: Batman #2
Green Lantern #59
Legion of Super-Heroes #7
Tiny Titans #34
X-Factor #211
GI Joe/Cobra #10
Sixth Gun #6
Warlord of Mars #2
Grant Morrison’s 18 Days HC.

November 18

Purple Rose of Cairo - Next to Interiors, perhaps even more so, this is Woody Allen’s most movie-like movie, tonally at least. The subject matter is one of Allen’s specialties (cinema, damaged marriages, escapism, and celebrity), and for all the high-fantasy its actually an extremely grounded. As a story, it’s tightly controlled, and wildly meta, which is where most of its comedy lay, and in some respects it’s some of Allen’s most clever material. Personally, I was more intrigued by the conceptual elements than the love story, however there was a highly rewarding payoff (if, like Broadway Danny Rose, a melancholy resolution. Definitely not what I was expecting.

I Am Comic (Netflix) - An interesting if slight look at the inner workings of stand-up comedy. In essence, a beginner’s introduction. The idea is sound but to be honest, it’s like a summary and there could seriously be a Ken Russell-like 10-part documentary made out of all of this. Retired comic Ritch Shydner provides a slight framework to the story, but there was perhaps more meat available if it more closely followed him, and utilized his process to highlight the other points the film was making. Fine, but ultimately amateurish.

November 24
Yo Gabba Gabba: Goodnight Gabbaland
Yo Gabba Gabba: Gabba Ball
Detective Comics #871
Batwoman #0
Batman and Robin #17
Teen Titans #79
Captain America #612
Justice League: Generation Lost #14
Avengers vs The Pet Avengers #2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 4: Realm of Kings

November 25
Inland Empire (netflix) - David Lynch’s dizzying non-linear, illogical epic about … well, I’m not even sure Lynch knows what it’s about. Is it a hollywood horror/satire pondering the disposability of its actresses, a parable about infidelity, or just a mind fuck? There’s a starting point, a plot if you will, but it’s abandoned for the majority of the film in favour of a series of interconnected and disconnected stories involving gypsies, Polish mafia, prostitutes, and a series of other less sane ideas. At three hours it’s painfully overlong, often maddeningly obtuse, and Lynch’s newfound preference for budget digital video production took much of the craft out of his directing. It’s an awful looking film, with only the faintest glimmers of Lynch’s light and shadowplay composition. More often than not the cheapness of the DV and sets detracts from the mania, as if Lynch were doing one-better on the abandoned Dogme 95. This is less storytelling and more art if anything, and it would seem it’s appreciated by many critics, but it’s completely lost on me.

A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (netflix) - Woody Allen strives for a Shakespearian farce but through the lens of perhaps his most comfortable psychoanalysis fodder: sex. There’s little here in the way of character or conversation which we haven’t already seen from Allen (and which he no doubt broaches again and again in subsequent films). The atmosphere and setting are apt, and as ever, I’m able to admire his craft, but sometimes, like here, it’s just to prototypical of Allen’s fare and ultimately unrewarding.

Doctor Who: The Three Doctors (netflix) - Got kind of bored with this one. I forgot how cheap early (even third-generation) Who was, and seriously that second Doctor (with his flute) annoys the funnypants off me. The third doctor’s no prize either.

Doctor Who: The Arc (netflix) - the second story for the fourth Doctor (Tom Baker), as he, Sarah Jane and that other guy wind up in the distant future, where mankind’s sole survival is in cryogenic storage in space, waiting for the earth to become habitable again. The Doctor is a brash dick, but the sets are a lot better (even if the effects and costumes are still pretty cheap). Netflix’s stock of Fourth Doctor episodes is scattered, though all of the fourth Doctor’s second-last season is there which I’ll be wading into next.

127 Hours - James Franco truly commands the screen for the bulk of the film’s run-time but what is a fairly straightforward, gripping, confined-space tale of extreme survival is undercut constantly by Danny Boyle’s hyperactive, ADD-style filmmaking with awkward straw-cam and three-panel screen-splits and cheesy flashbacks/dream sequences and a lack of understanding of what the draw to the outdoors was for the character. An intensely cathartic finale however almost makes up for it.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - There’s half a good movie here, but in modest effort to “stick to history” it follows Butch and Sundance to South America where the action, humour and intensity die off. It’s almost as if the entire crew just didn’t care about the second half of the story, there’s little enthusiasm present. And Burt Bacharach? I can see what they were going for but, wow, does it ever not work in places.

Kung-Fu Panda - This one’s going to be a classic of children’s cinema. It understands the Shaw Brothers and other such classic kung-fu films so perfectly and adapts it so well to an all-ages medium. The Furious Five are sadly underplayed, though the compendium Secrets of the Furious Five help satiate this some. We watched this the same day as an airing of the KFP holiday special, though managed to miss most of the show.

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Acquisitions - October 2010

October 31st, 2010 Graig

October 1 - Working at home with Woody:
DVD - Interiors
Woody Allen’s first dramatic film is a vast departure from the previous films in the auteur’s repertoire, but given the direction of Annie Hall, it’s at the same time a logical progression. Interiors follows the lives of three adult sisters in, naturally (for Allen), an upper class family following the separation of their parents. Their father Arthur (EG Mitchell) is a lawyer, eager to live his own life, their mother, Eve (Geraldine Paige) an interior designer, manic depressive and all around difficult person. The siblings’ relationships with one another and the psychological impact their mother has had on them is the meat of the film, but it primarily leads to the (highly annoying) problems of the rich… Joey’s (Mary Beth Hurt) bellyaching about “I want my life to have meaning” and Renata’s moaning (Diane Keaton) of “I want to be recognized for my art”, is quasi-relatable but not to such tormented extremes. The sisters are, by and large, wholly unlikeable, their manipulative mother equally so, and were it not for the arrival of Pearl (Maureen Stapleton), their father’s vivacious new girlfriend-turned-wife (whom the kids deride as a commoner), it would paint a pretty bad portrait of Allen’s impression of women (as most of his films do). Then again, Frederick (Richard Jordan), Renata’s long-term partner is the most unbearable of the group (in part because Jordan’s not much of an actor), and his pathetic attempt at raping her younger gone-Hollywood sister Flyn (Kristen Griffith) tosses him at the top of the despicable heap. It’s really only Joey’s husband, Mike (Sam Waterston) and their father that provide a level-headed, sensible respite from all the bitching and moaning that permeate the film. I dislike movies that highlight the tormented struggle of the upper class, and all the emotional and psychological b.s. that seem to occur in them because their lives, inherently problem-free, need to therefore have self-created obstacles. That said, Allen nails the tone of the film perfectly. Score-free, minimally edited (stationary cameras provide a sense of spying in on, rather than participating in these affairs) and sparsely designed (which is almost funny given the “interior decorator” aspect of Eve’s character), I actually appreciate and like the film in spite of the content and characters.

October 5
DVD - Dexter Season 4
Getting into a show on DVD, watching it generally a season behind it’s original air dates has its advantages and disadvantages. In the former, you can plow through a season in a couple days, unobstructed and commercial-free. It’s like binging on potato chips, only you don’t feel any regret afterwords (unless you stay up until the wee hours of the morning on a workday). On the other hand, it’s almost impossible to avoid opinions and spoilers in the intervening months waiting for DVD and the show ramps up for its next season.

This season ended in a metaphorically explosive fashion, with Rita (Julie Benz) being murdered by Arthur (John Lithgow), the Trinity killer, this season’s main arc. The death was spoiled for me in an innocuous one-line news “blip” in the local Metro, which I read before I could even stop myself from reading. Knowing this going in, there’s a definite sense of fatalism to Dexter and Rita’s entire relationship this season, an utter sense of foreboding doom to everything that happens between them. The general sense of their relationship in the show was how bad will it hurt when Rita finds out about Dexter, but this season, knowing that’s not an issue, it’s rather how badly will it hurt Dexter when she’s killed, likely reflective of his own mother’s death. There are the little things: going to therapy; Dexter’s secret man-cave; the abandoning Cody on a fishing/camping trip to make a kill… they all cast doubt in Rita’s eyes (or at least in Dexter’s view of Rita’s eyes) that something is amiss and that his protected life is going to come crashing down. But the reality is Rita is confused by Dexter and worries more that he’s anxious in their relationship and that she will lose him, the great (if often absent) man that she thinks he is. Perhaps it’s being a newish father and stepfather myself that I can relate in part to Dex’s situation of feeling encumbered, and the show deals with that effectively, but I also found myself more and more on Rita’s side, thinking Dex’s late-night dalliances should be more and more a thing of the past as he has other, bigger responsibilities now.

But Dex’s emotional stuntedness and lack of understanding of human civility leads to the bulk of his relationship problems, and it’s the slowly built understanding that he indeed does have genuine emotions, and it’s the realization of actual love and care for his family that provide the most satisfying element to the show, as well as the limited promise that he might be able to shake his bloody urges completely (working once again the addiction theme from season 2). But knowing the season’s end, these promises were empty and even at times infuriating. Equally infuriating was Dexter’s belief that he was always in control, leading a secret life to learn about Arthur and learn from him was like a cat toying with its prey only to have it bite him first and poison him, setting of a domino chain of bad stuff happening. It’s decent drama but it’s sloppy character play, out of place, and thus feels almost like sloppy writing.

Lithgow’s Arthur was definitely a curiosity that unfolded rather nicely. I like Arthur as a put-together family man with a 30-year past of murderous impulses that he managed to hide, and it actually felt like an unfortunate Thanksgiving filler episode that placed Arthur as tyrant rather than beloved family man, especially as there was little real payoff. The family would have been even more devastated and the impact on Dexter probably even more profound has Arthur been a really great father. The dichotomy between Dexter and Arthur, in terms of Dex being good for the people in his life (except maybe, Doakes)

The season overall had some great Dexter moments, but I realized that I like Dexter less and less as a character the more self-aware he gets… with the level of confidence he has in himself, he should be more cognizant of the fact that his vigilante shtick isn’t an essential and that there are other avenues to justice than murder and feeding his own urges. He never thinks exactly how satisfying it would have been for Deb had she been the one to reign in Trinity, that perhaps she has her own urges or needs to satisfy. My serious hope for the series is that its endgame comes down to Deb vs. Dexter (or rather Dexter’s actual concern for his family or his self-preservation… afterall, if he doesn’t have his family, isn’t he then just a plain old serial killer).

Deb, it turns out this season, is the heart and muscle of the show. Emotionally she does all the heavy lifting, from her decision to sleep with Lundy, to dealing with his death, continuing his work, finding his killer, finding out about Harry’s past, and closing the book on all the scenarios she got involved in this season. Dexter had a lot to juggle and Deb stepped in with an equal amount of pins in the air.

The Batista/Laguerta romance was a painfully unnecessary sub-plot, giving two ongoing characters something, anything to do. Much of the same went for Quinn’s dalliances with reporter Christine Hill until a 9th episode reveal FINALLY gave it some purpose, but it was so awkwardly handled, as if the contentious Quinn were suddenly someone we actually cared about what was going on in his private life. Of the supporting cast (Deb and Rita excluded), Masuka was really the only one to make it through the season with any dignity. Even Harry, or Dexter’s pained visions of Harry became, tiresome and unnecessary.

The end of Season 4, abrupt as it was, leaves Season 5 as a wide open slate in which Dexter can either fight his demons and become the man and father he thinks Rita would want him to be (the redemptive angle), or he slips into a deeper, darker mode that consumes him (the damnation angle). Or it could just return to status quo, having Dex become the competent serial killer juggling two lives, but there’s not a lot of life left in the series, the characters or the concept, so the creative team should certainly be planning its endgame now.

October 6
Brightest Day #11
DC Comics Presents: Jack Cross
Doom Patrol #15
Secret Six #26
DeadpoolMAX #1
Tron: Betrayal #1

S.H.I.E.L.D. #4

October 7Work from Home with Woody #4
Manhattan - moving past the surreal comedic elements of Annie Hall, and instead focusing more on the character-focused storytelling aspect of Interiors, Manhattan is the upsetting amalgam of his two game-changing works. Here, in rather pretentious (yet no less fantastic) black and white (I mean, just check out the opening montage with its prominent fireworks display… fireworks, in black and white, seriously) Allen has a definite visual pastiche he’s working with and it’s really the most refreshing element of an otherwise tiresome script delving yet again into the self-important upper crust of New York society. Allen’s usual tropes (or soon to become his usual tropes) are at play… infidelity, borderline-insane women, and the whole May-December thing…oh, and the Allen-as-Lothario which results in one of the few moments that pays off nicely involving the great Wallace Shawn as contrast. This was my third viewing of Manhattan and hopefully my last, as I find it tiresome, patronizing, and contemptuous. The fact that I don’t understand whether it’s Allen celebrating or lampooning the New York elite doesn’t really matter as either way it won’t change my opinion.

Running Wilde episodes 1-3 - Netflix
This is supposed to be Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz’s stab at the traditional sit-com, something that will attract the common viewer and run for years and make him a ton of money. Sorry Mitch, it’s far too smart, far too absurd, and far too unconventional for the average American viewer to get into, but at the same time it’s not smart, absurd, or unconventional enough, it appears, to appease the legion of critics and Arrested Development devotees to get their support behind it. But, I love it. It’s not as densely packed or complexly structured as AD, but it’s still dense and complex compared to 90% of the rest of the sitcoms out there. Fitting comfortably in with the 30 Rock and Community set, it’s unfortunate that Running Wilde didn’t land in the “Outsourced” slot on NBC, instead showing up on FOX at an undetermined date and time (thankfully I managed to find it on Netflix). Is there even a complimentary sitcom at FOX to partner it up with for an hour? It could happily sit post-Family Guy, but it’s not animated (but then neither are most of the popular shows on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim these days, so there). Anyway, I love the cast, right down to the narrator, a 13 year old girl named Puddle (having the terrific British comedic performer Peter Serafinowicz is an inspired casting choice). Silly, meandering, and irreverent, it’s unfocused, but not as aimless as it might seen given how prone it is to distraction. There’s a lot to like, and I’m sure more to like on repeat viewings.

October 8
The Social Network - Director David Fincher teams with noted television writer Arron Sorkin (The West Wing) to bring an alinear, fast-talking, surprisingly absorbing narrative about the birth of Facebook, frameworked by the lawsuits that quickly enveloped it, and the key personality behind it, Mark Zuckerberg. As with any Hollywood bio-pic, one has to take the truthiness of the film with a grain of salt, and treat the characters as characatures of the real people. Zuckerberg, as portrayed by Jesse Eisenberg, comes off as a unlikeable, but not unsympathetic, personality, perhaps borderline autistic (or having aspergers), leaving him socially inept, but obviously tremendously intelligent. Remarkably involving, funny and intelligent, it even toys with college comedy tropes at times, as well as establishes the social order of the ivy leagues. Fincher’s visual style is a curious meld with Sorkin’s rat-a-tat dialogue, but it’s handled terifficly, an the young cast is uniformly solid. It may not be the best film of the year, but it’s probably the most accessible of the great films of late, the subject matter providing the right element of familiarity to make it a popular movie despite lacking any sex or violence.

October 9
Super-High Me (Netflix)- Notorious stoner comedian Doug Benson’s “spoof” on “Super-Size Me”, wherein he elects to not smoke pot for 30 days, undertake a battery of tests, then stay almost constantly high for 30 days undertaking the same battery of tests. Is resoundingly unscientific, but it is kind of an amusing process. The more enlightened part of the film involves the side story about the conflict between the legalized medical marijuana users in California and the crackdowns by the federal DEA (who don’t recognize California’s law). Again, however, it doesn’t explore it in any depth, and is ultimately frivolous.

October 11
Casino Royale (60’s)(Netflix) - what a terrible, plodding mess of a film this is. Attempting to be a spoof of the James Bond franchise during a time when the franchise was still in its infancy and was still revered enough that any real lampooning of it would be uncouth, so it never really commits to the comedy, and the actual plot borders on indecipherable. Beginning with a senior James Bond (David Niven) being drawn out of retirement, he takes over the agency he used to work for and elects all subsequent spies are also codenamed “James Bond” and designated “007″. Through sexy manipulation, they enlist gambling expert Evelyn Trembell as their latest James Bond to take on Le Chiffre (Orson Wells) in a winner-takes-all tournament (to what end: unknown). There’s a side plot about Sir James’ daughter, Mata Bond (Joanna Pettet) going to espionage school in Berlin that serves absolutely no purpose, as well as the recruiting of another Bond (Terence Cooper) which serves even less purpose. The whole thing winds up being the masterplot (of sorts) of James’ nephew, Jimmy Bond (Woody Allen) and culminates in a typically 60’s slapstick Benny Hill-esque brawl (with sea lions, goats, cowboys and indians and more) in the Casino Royale, just before it explodes killing the enitre cast. Burt Bacharach provides the overwhelming score dripping in schmaltz. With the exception of the lovely lady eye candy and one particularly trippy sequence (and a delightfully kooky Wells) it was a brutal film to watch (compare to: Modesty Blaise)

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (Netflix) - Sarah Silverman’s vulgar-but-cute shtick is well known at this point, and has, especially after three seasons of her “Programme”, metamorphosed into an extremely polished persona. The foundations were already solidly in place at the time of release of “Jesus Is Magic”, but her routine did not seem as tight as it should have been for what was a minor theatrically released stand-up performance. Wry and smart, Silverman straddles the line between clever and obnoxious, and it’s personal preference on which line she falls on. For my part, I see her as the former until she picks up a guitar at which point she leaps over into the latter. The musical numbers also were presented as recorded production numbers instead of showing straight through the stage performance, not that I’m sure it would matter in either respect.

October 12
The Ten (Netflix) - David Wain’s sketch comedy exploration of the 10 Commandments features the expected forays into absurdity (a prison rape love story; Winonah Ryder steals a ventriloquist’s dummy whom she’s infatuated with; AD Miles learns the glory of nudity and Roberta Flack instead of church, etc). It’s a funny and curiously overlooked film (whereas Wet Hot American Summer has gained a rather sizeable cult following, I hadn’t even heard of this).

Dana Gould: Let Me Put My Thoughts In You (Netflix) - full of contempt and rage, but with a complete understanding of his own temper, Gould’s act percolates funny and then boils into a rage of hysterics (god, that was cheesy). It all culminates in a long, graphic and hilarious theoretical story about sucking dick in San Francisco to spite his father.

October 13
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (70s - Netflix) - A fantastic suspense film from the 1970’s, a subway car his hijacked with 18 people aboard, and ransomed for 1 million dollars. We follow the action from multiple perspectives, the criminals involved, the hostages, the various transit police officers, the mayor and his consultants, the bagmen and assorted transit workers. The attitude screams 1970’s New York (”I’m the goddamn mayor of this goddamn city…”) to highly entertaining extremes, and overall it’s a taut, well played film with a dynamite score from David Shire.

Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne #5
Booster Gold #37
The Return Home: Batgirl #1
The Return Home: Red Robin #1
Green Lantern #58
Justice League: Generation Lost #11
Mighty Crusaders #4
Tiny Titans/Little Archie #1
Unwritten #18
Strange Tales II #1
Warlord of Mars #1

October 14

Stardust Memories - starting with an analysis of the critical/social response to “Interiors”, Woody’s clearly dealing with working in the shadow of himself, coming to terms with his own celebrity. So much of the film is undercut with peppy upbeat jazz soundtrack. It’s a slight movie, however, losing the plot frequently giving way to Allen’s fixation with women (loving, lusting and longing after) and his search for meaning.

Young and Handsome: An Evening With Jeff Garlin (Netflix) - It felt like a mildly unpolished routine, with Garlin getting distracted by his own material from time-to-time (or is that just his thing?) but there were some really explosive moments of comedy and otherwise generally amusing anecdotes and observations.

Oct 18
One False Move (Netflix) - The direction isn’t great, the acting is pretty awful, but the story/script is actually pretty good. After a sequence of brutal drug related killings, two LA cops head to small town Arkansas where they lie in wait with the local sheriff, but as their cultures clash (subtly, rather than overtly), their targets continue to leave a trail of bodies on their journey to them. Billy Bob Thornton co-wrote the film but his turn as one of the criminals is borderline unbearable.

Oct 19
The Eiger Sanction (Netflix) - An early Eastwood directorial effort is confused about whether it’s a climbing film or a spy film, and it’s not terribly great as either. There are some gorgeous climbing shots, but the training regimen laboriously detracts from the central plot. The Bondian spy elements (the eccentric handler and the dandy nemesis, the big mouthed climbing instructor and the sexy women). The action is dull, Eastwood’s acting borders on cliche, and John Williams’ score is 70’s TV show quality. There’s some good pithy dialogue (and some really bad pithy dialogue involving rape-talk…for humour or as a come on…really), and some clever toying with spy tropes (especially Eastwood’s rather progressive attitude about the grey area of good guys versus bad guys) and it almost seemed geared towards a franchise-in-the-making, but it really didn’t lend itself stylistically to even this one film. Not a complete failure, but at best awkward.

Oct 20
Batman and Robin #15
X-Factor #210
Sixth Gun #5
Super-Soldier #4
Legion of Super-Heroes #6

Oct 21
Working From Home With Woody - Radio Days
Somewhere between the odd nostalgic foray into Allen’s youth in Annie Hall and the mixed bag/non sequitur affairs of Bananas and Love and Death falls this film, a wistful quasi-autobiographical(seeming) look at 1940’s pre-television era and the impact of radio as popular culture on that generation. Following primarily the lives of young-Allen-sub Joe (played by a very young Seth Green) and his extended family, the film also delves into some of the radio personalities. The film as a whole is not dis-interesting or at all bad, but also it’s not extensively comedic and hardly tightly narrative. It’s fluff, a cloud of fond memories.

Dazed and Confused - people love this film. I personally don’t get it. What’s the point? Is there no point. A day in the life of 1970’s high school kids, during the transition to Seniors and Freshmen? Whatever. It’s summarized at the end that “These can’t be the best years of my life” or somesuch and all the “nostalgia” of high school on display in this film just makes me a tiny bit nauseous. I fully dug Adam Goldberg’s character and his utter disdain for the whole social structure of high school, which completely reflects my view on my experience, both in real life and the film. Apparently director Linklater insists that Dazed And Confused is about painful memories, but it seems to have as much reverence for the time, which many supporters of the film glom onto, than it does disdain for it. But perhaps, given how deeply Freaks and Geeks mines the same territory, this just feels shallow.

Balls of Fury - a surprisingly tame and undaring sports-film parody, but it’s not a parody, because it so readily embraces its cliches, rather than defies them or lampoons them. It’s a straight forward redemption tale with some goofy elements which are, mysteriously, never mined for any comedic value. I loved Christopher Walken, but then I always love Christopher Walken, and Maggie Q will go on to much better work, but is still a marvel to admire here, but I just can’t really get over how mercilessly unchallenging this film is. The most provocative part is its title and even that feels like it’s stretching for a weak joke. It’s not a horrible movie, but it is a terrible comedy, because it’s just not funny.

October 27
Beasts of Burden/Hellboy One-Shot
Captain America #610
Avengers vs Pet Avengers #1
Justice League: Generation Lost #12
Supergirl Annual #2
Deadpool Team-Up #888
G.I. Joe/Cobra II #9

Hard Eight (netflix) - Paul Thomas Anderson’s first feature showcases the potential he was full of but is the thankfully forgotten stepchild in his repertoire. What Anderson as both writer and director mastered with Boogie Nights, Magnolia, and There Will Be Blood (and to a lesser degree with Punch-Drunk Love) was patiently and fully developing his characters and their relationships with one another, allowing the actors time to breathe and convey their familiarity. With Hard Eight, Anderson and the actors rarely give you any understanding of their connection thus the believability of their relationships are never earned. Philip Baker Hall rules this movie completely, and Sam Jackson puts in a terrific turn as an ominous but not unsavory character. We unfortunately never truly understand Gwyneth Paltrow’s character, and John C. Reilly seems like he’s nervously unfamiliar with what acting is. Hall’s character is supposed to be a father figure to Reilley, but it only seems forced to be that way, as is Reilly and Paltrow’s harried and sordid relationship (of which we’re really only exposed to one day of, which doesn’t bode well for a life together). Anderson’s long holds, tracking shots and framing techniques are all evident here, and he elicits an shining, one-man performance out of Philip Seymore Hoffman early in his career with a short craps table trash-talk interlude. Not a horrible film, but a gateway to much superior work.

Walking Dead - episode 1
Frequent Stephen King adapter Frank Darabont turns his attention to comics, adapting Robert Kirkman’s post-zombie apocalypse to the small screen for AMC. The first episode remains fairly faithful to the page, with all the beats feeling familiar (if not downright predictable). Darabont has created a distinct (sandy western) pastiche for the show which gives the requisite grittyness, and there’s a healthy dose of menace, but having read the books, I feel like there are going to be no surprises in the coming weeks, and given how dark and unforgiving the story gets highlighting humanity at its worst, it’s not the most inviting show. Plus, the story involves a number of aspects which I just don’t like, such as the 28 Days Later cop of a guy waking up from a coma to find the world around him has changed, and the annoying needle-in-a-haystack/unlikely scenario of hunting for your loved ones in the wake of a massive cataclysm. Also, poor horsey.

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Aquisitions September 2010

September 1st, 2010 Graig

September 1
Freedom Fighters #1
Classic GI Joe Vol 9
Secret Six #25
Stumptown #4
Brightest Day #9
Astro City: Silver Agent #2
Alter Ego #96

September 2
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

September 5
Inception - Here’s what I knew of Inception going into it, having kept my brainspace virgin, clear of reviews and comments from people who had seen the film: it’s a heist film in dream space. Coming out of it and that’s pretty much what I can echo.

It’s a sci-fi version of Ronin, the Incredible John frankenheimer film which redefined cinematic car chases. There’s plenty of car (and other kinds of) chases here too. There’s a large winter set piece that recalls On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and some of the visual elements feel cribbed from Dark City. On the whole it’s an original film that’s composed of many derivatives.

The film is short on character, with only Leonardo DiCaprio’s Cobb given any backstory or complex emotions to work with, the rest of the cast (impeccable and impressive it is, with joseph Gordon-levitt, Ken wantanabi, cilian Murphy, Eric Roberts, Tom Hardy and Ellen Page in the key supporting roles) more portraying needed archetypes than flesh and blood. Cobb’s main motivation was to return to his family which he’s estranged from not of his own will. He’s hired to do the ubiquitous “one last job” which will push his every limit in order to get him back home. Doing so, he must face his own demons, his guilt, which manifests itself as his dead wife, sort of a B-plot which weaves it’s way in and out of the A-plot, perhaps more intrusively than it should.

I’m no DiCaprio fan but here, the first film I’ve seen him in in a decade and I see a maturity breaking forth. He’s developing a young Nicholson-esque air to him, but until he develops a sense of humour about himself he’s still going to lack Jack’s effortless charm.

If it sounds like the summer’s biggest blockbuster is flawed, well it is, but hardly enough to damage the film which is never boring, aesthetically alluring, and filled with a handful of things you’ve never seen before. It is a cold action-suspense-sci-fi extravaganza, but it’s not hollow or empty. Even as recognizable as the tropes Nolan uses are, things aren’t at all predictable (however i think i was hoping for a greater sense of discovery and wonder to the overall film). I’ll take one of these over five Avatars any day.

Sept 8
Sixth Gun #4
Batgirl #14
Batman and Robin #14
Booster Gold #36
Doom Patrol #14
Green Lantern #57
Justice League Generation Lost #9
Mighty Crusaders #3
Red Robin #16

Sept 12
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton - The film suffers a lack of central focus. Who is the main character, who are we supposed to root for? Kate Bosworth or her best friend (Topher Grace) who’s loved her forever but never told her, or the titular Tad Hamilton (Josh Duhamel), a superstar who’s not the usual chick-flick bad guy, but actually a really decent guy? Otherwise, it’s just as cute and predictable as it should be.

Sept 15
Brightest Day #10
X-Factor #209
Super Soldier #3
Unwritten #17

Sept 18
Love and Death - Meandering in a similar way as Bananas, but perhaps even more absurd as Woody Allen plays Boris, a Russian who goes to war against the French, comes back a war hero, marries his cousin, and sets out on an plot to assassinate Napoleon. The first ten minutes are rather hilarious and there’s much humour throughout, and the usual typical Allen-isms (breaking the fourth wall, sexual obsession, long philosophical meanderings, women issues), still in their rudimentary form, are far more entertaining as such. The oft dichotomy of accents provides much sly comedy.

Sept 19
Unknown White Male - My holy grail of documentaries finally found in a DVD rental shop in Vancouver. A curious little film about a man who woke up on the New York Subway without any knowledge of himself or his past. This film documents, in part, his condition and his discovery (/rediscovery) of the people who knew him and loved him. The hardest part to accept in this documentary is that it’s not a put on, and if it is, it’s a wholly believable one. As curious as it is medically, it’s not without precedent. I didn’t get a chance to delve into special features (As I was dealing with severe jetlag, so I’m lucky I stayed awake through the trippier elements of this film) but I think that a larger exploration of what’s happened to this man since is needed, any recollection of his past life or the trauma that caused him to forget it, or his old persona resurfaced from underneath the new.

sept 20
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World… again

sept 21
Machete - Not quite as “Grindhouse” as the trailer-series which spawned it, but not quite the intentionally serious/unintentionally silly action movie it somewhat lampoons, but a fairly healthy medium. Lots of gratuitous violence and nudity accompany a rather extensive debate on illegal (specifically Mexican) immigration issues in the US and though its ultimate point is at best muddled, at worst ruthlessly silly, it’s an entertaining film, if 20-30 minutes too long for the genre it plays in. Jeff Fahey and Robert DeNiro are delightful as the bad guys you love to hate (Don Johnson is effectively the bad guy you just hate, and Steven Segal is not nearly as effective a bad guy as he should have been). Danny Trejo, for his part, kind of cruises stoically throughout the film as the actors and actresses literally act their way around him (either that or doff their tops around him). The minor roles of the security team are the greatest punchlines throughout the film, providing a meta commentary on the story, the subject matter and the genre.

Comics:
Big Questions #3, 4
Tales Designed to Thrizzle #6
Tron #5
The Shadow (80’s) #14 - 19
Dr. Id

The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep But Didn’t Have To by DC Caruso

Sept 21
!!! - Strange Weather Isn’t It?
Apollo Ghosts - Forgotten Triangle/Mount Benson
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
Best Coast - Crazy For You
The Books - The Way OUt
Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse - Dark Night of the Soul
Holy Fuck - Latin
Hot Chip - One Life Stand
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings - I Learned the Hard Way
LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
Twin Sister - Colour Your Life
Wolf Parade - Expo 86
Maow - Live At Thunderbird Radio Hell (1996)
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - Sountrack + Score

Sept 22
Justice League: Generation Lost #10
Legion of Super-Heroes #5
The Smurfs: The Purple Smurfs

Sept 24
The Golden Dogs - Coat Of Arms

Sept 28
Dexter Season 4 - disc 1 & 2

Sept 29
Captain America #610
Chew #14
GI Joe/Cobra Special #2
Machete #0

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Acquisitions - August 2010

August 31st, 2010 Graig

August 4
Brightest Day #7
Losers Book 2
Red Robin #15
Secret Six #23
Captain America #607
Doom Patrol #13
SHIELD #3

August 8
Revenge of the Nerds -
Harvey Pekar: What movie could be worth driving 260 miles round trip for?
Toby Radloff: It’s a new film called Revenge of the Nerds. It’s about a group of nerd college students who are being picked on all the time by the jocks. So they decide to take revenge.
Harvey Pekar: So what you’re saying is, you identify with those nerds.
Toby Radloff: Yes. I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me. There’s this one scene, where a nerd grabs the microphone during a pep rally and announces that he is a nerd and that he is proud of it and stands up for the rights of other nerds.
Harvey Pekar: Right on.
Toby Radloff: Then he asks all the kids at the pep rally who think they are nerds to come forward, so nearly everybody in the place does. That’s the way the movie ends.

What hardcore nee-urd Toby Radloff neglects to mention is the uberfantasy of the nerd raping the campus queen bee and having her fall head over heels because of his sexual prowess. “Jock only think about sports, nerds are always thinking about sex”. It’s a film steeped in 80’s excess, with wildly exaggerated characters and your typical college comedy scenarios. Prototypical actually, and, to a certain degree, enjoyably so… but nothing I ever need to see again.

August 11
Batgirl #13
Birds of Prey #4
Booster Gold #35
Justice League: Generation Lost #7
The Mighty Crusaders #2
Unwritten #16
Super-Soldier #2

August 13
Mad Monkey Kung Fu - an old Shaw Brothers film shown dubbed, on a faded, spliced 35mm print in a classic large cinema, so the experience was highly enjoyable, and the film itself is entertaining with clever maneuvers, and a ridiculous plot, however the death of the monkey, which you just know wasn’t faked, was an audience stunner. The film did win the audience back but it took a good 20 minutes to do so.

August 18
Ex Machina #50
Authority: Lost Year #12
Brightest Day #8
GI Joe/Cobra II #7
Chew #13
Sixth Gun #3

August 24
Lost Season Six Blu-Ray

August 25
Superman/Batman #75
Captain America #609
X-Factor #208
Batman #702
Legion of Super-Heroes #4
Justice League:Generation Lost #8

August 27 - 29
DC Comics Presents - (35 issues)
Doom Patrol 3rd Series #1-4
Trencher X-Mas special
Warlord of Io tpb
The Anchor Vol 1 tpb
Ultimate Vision tpb
Terror Inc tpb

Fido (tv) - As far as zombie films go, this one was different enough to be palatable amidst the slew of regurgitated horror tropes. Actually more of a light period comedy that owes more to the 50’s boy-and-his-dog stories (ala Lassie or Old Yeller) than to its horror brethren. Set in the 1950’s after the end of the zombie wars (which I assume followed WWII), idyllic communities are contained from the zombie menace by a fence and patrolling security teams from the omnipresent ZomCon, who have also developed a control collar which domesticate zombies, the latest technology in suburbanite handwashing of menial labour. There’s a lot of humour to be had in the world-building, the slight asides like television commercials or the various jobs held by zombies in the backgrounds. The main plot is aimless however, stuck simply on the homage to Lassie, and doesn’t really have much to say about the human condition, except, oddly, that the undead are human too…or, rather, still. It’s a visually crisp and pristine movie and well acted, and it would be a really charming film if it weren’t so disappointing purposeless.

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Acquisitions - July 2010

July 31st, 2010 Graig

July 5
Darkon(r) - Hey, apparently I’ve seen this before.
Next Day Air(r) - I was expecting more slapstick for some reason, but it was an otherwise enjoyable oddball crime comedy featuring solid acting and lively characters. It could have used some more “Snatch”-style pizazz though.

July 7
Mike Phirman: The Last Songs I Will Ever Record (part 1)

Blackest Night HC - hmm, never say this about a big even book but it felt too short.
Green Lantern: Blackest Night HC - aah, wait, this fills in the blanks nicely.
Green Lantern Corps: Blackest Night HC - hrm, this all seems rather extraneous to the whole thing.

Batman and Robin #13 - I love Frazer Irving’s work but I’m finding him a bit confusing here… not that Morrison’s erratic-isms are helping. I’m also uncomfortable that everyone knows that Dick isn’t the “real” Batman (both the Joker and Gordon).
Brightest Day #5 - I’m failing to even get a sense of the big plan, other than Geoff wants to write Hawkman and Aquaman stories.
Demo #6
Doom Patrol #12
Red Robin #14
Secret Six #23 - An innocuous Ostrander fill-in issue in the most dangerous game vein. It could have taken up two issues, but honestly, I guess it only needed one.
Super Soldier #1
Smurfs #1 - I had completely forgotten I used to read these in the library at my grade school.

July 9
Mystery Team(r) - It’s an “Encyclopedia Brown”-esque gang, but at the tail end of high school and they still haven’t matured past their 10-year-old sensibilities, until they’re hired to solve a murder. With the exception of a pair of needless gross-out comedy gags and the score, it’s a cut well-above the typical low-budget comedy class.

July 10
Men Who Stare At Goats (r) - Given the ingredients it should have been a much better movie. Lifeless characters, meandering situations, and unsuccessful attempts at Coen Bros. quirkiness. Dull.

July 12
A Single Man (r) - Fashion designer/magnate Tom Ford has an impeccable eye and this is a fantastic looking movie. For a first effort with little previous inclination towards filmmaking, it’s a beautiful feat, although the story is slight, Ford handles it with methodical, purposeful pacing. The last minute is a bit of dosh though.

July 13
Greenberg (r) - Ben Stiller’s Robert Greenberg is like a grown up version of Jesse Eisenberg’s “Squid and the Whale” character (who was, if I recall correctly, a reflection of Baumbach in his youth). Damaged, neurotic, awkward, and difficult with just a few redeeming nuggets, I guess just enough to make him watchable, though I spent the entire film hoping Florence would run away from him, far away. Rhys Ifans was subtle and understated while Jennifer Jason Leigh (Mrs. Baumbach) just scares me now.

American Splendor (r) - In tribute to Harvey Pekar, who passed on Sunday at age 70.

July 14
Chew #12
Sixth Gun #2
Unwritten #15
Mighty Crusaders #1
Justice League Generation Lost #5
Brave and the Bold #35
Booster Gold #34
Birds Of Prey #3
Batman #701
Batgirl #12
Astro City: Silver Agent #1
Authority: The Lost Year #10

July 16
David Cross: Bigger and Blackerer
Chali 2na: The Fishmarket part 2

July 21
Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour
Realm of Kings hardcover
Batman/Superman #74
A Red Mass For Mars #4
X-Factor #206
Brightest Day #6
GI Joe/Cobra #6
Legion of Super-Heroes #3

Big River Man (r) - This story of Martin Strel, the unlikely middle-aged, overweight, Slovenian long-distance swimmer who has conquered the Danube, the Mississippi, the Yangtze and, as documented in this film, the Amazon. The feat is miraculous as he borders on death the entire journey, and delves if not desperately into madness then deep into delirium. It’s not an exquisitely made doc as its 30-minute preamble is perhaps too long, probably better served dispensed throughout, and using Strel’s son and manager as narrator was miscalculated as he acts as his father’s spokesman and we’re restricted in what we hear from the man himself. The film delves well into the politics of his swim, but avoids the technical and ultimately feels slight as a result.

July 22
The XX - s/t
The New Pornographers - Together
The Futureheads - The Chaos
Wintersleep -

July 23
The Tempest (Stratford) - is it a comedy or a fantasy or a suspense, as a banished duke/wizard sends up a storm bringing a crew of men (the king, his brother, a jester, the prince, etc) to his deserted island. Is revenge to be had? No, all the merry-mucking results in a rather anticlimactic ending chalk full of forgiveness. A well-done, fairly accessible (as far as Shakespeare is concerned) play with gorgeous costuming.

July 24
I Could Never Be Your Woman (r)- after reading the “my year of flops” review, I wanted to see it, and it’s a jumble of ideas that don’t exactly flow well together, but it is very entertaining and quite smart.

The Brothers Bloom (r) - Rian Johnson’s follow up to Brick may not be as widely lauded as his debut, but, to be honest, I don’t think it got a fair shake. I’m a bit biased because I get enamored easily with con-men and cons, and this movie is quite a different take on it. Johnson gets playful with setting and costuming, making it an era-spanning picture whose story is actually only a couple of months long. While all the actors were great, Rinko Kikuchi as Bang Bang was remarkable, a virtually silent figure whose presence commanded interest in every scene. Kikuchi’s physical performance was in equal measure subtle and unrestrained. Perhaps overlong by 20 minutes, the film’s final act loses some of its more fanciful traits as it buckles down into melodrama, but there’s purpose to it and meaning for its characters. The opening sequence could have lasted the entire movie and I would have been happy (the one legged cat in a rollerskate… awwwsome.)

July 25
Bob Newhart - I Shouldn’t Even Be Doing This

July 28
Green Lantern #53-56
American Vampire #5
Authority Lost Year #11
Justice League Generation Lost #6
Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne #4

July 29 - 31
Stranger Than Fiction - Who would have thought that Emma Thompson could be the problem with any film. Well, I can’t say it was Emma Thompson the actress, but rather the character she was portraying and moreover her intrusion upon the story. Like Charlie Kaufman-lite, but still adventurous and likeable.

Mona Lisa Smile - I hate that I liked this movie. Oh I pretended not to while watching it, but ultimately it’s a fairly decent and somewhat interesting film that doesn’t aim for happy endings, though the actual ending was fromage du jour.

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Acquisitions - June 2010

June 30th, 2010 Graig

June 1
Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
Q-Tip - Kamaal The Abstract
Local Natives - Gorilla House
Lateef and ZTrip
The National -

June 2
BRIGHTEST DAY #3
DEMO #5
NEMESIS THE IMPOSTORS #4 (OF 4)
RED ROBIN #13
INVINCIBLE #72
SERENITY FLOAT OUT ONE SHOT #1
BULLETPROOF COFFIN #1

June 9
Batgirl 11
Batman 700
Booster Gold 33
Doom Patrol 11
Justice League Generation Lost 3
Secret Six 22
Unwritten 14
Captain America 606
S.H.I.E.L.D. #2
Chew #11
GI Joe/Cobra II #5

June 15
BIRDS OF PREY #2
BRIGHTEST DAY #4
DC UNIVERSE LEGACIES #2
FABLES #96
SHIELD #10
TINY TITANS #29
LOCKJAW AND PET AVENGERS UNLEASHED #4
CRIMINAL TP VOL 05 SINNERS

June 23
AMERICAN VAMPIRE #4
AUTHORITY THE LOST YEAR #9
BATMAN RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE #3
JUSTICE LEAGUE GENERATION LOST #4
LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #2
SUPERMAN BATMAN #73
X-FACTOR #206
SEA BEAR & GRIZZLY SHARK #1
NOVA VOL. 6: REALM OF KINGS TP
G.I. JOE: SPECIAL MISSIONS VOL. 1 TP

June 29
Wonder Woman 600
Captain America 607
Invincible Iron Man Annual 1

MOVIES in June:
Iron Man 2 - Entertaining but not to the mind-blowing revelation that the first one was. The humor of the film almost overpowers the action.
Toy Story 3 - I wasn’t pleased to hear that Pixar was going back to the well again rather than creating new material, but this was remarkable, full of humour, drama and perhaps the most suspenseful sequence I’ve seen in years. Is it the best of the bunch? No, but it’s just as good, which is rare for the third film in a trilogy.

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Consumption may 2010

June 2nd, 2010 Graig

Kick-Ass
Danger Diabolik
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk tpb
FCBD Solar/Magnus
FCBD Sixth Gun #1
FCBD GI Joe #155 1/2
Stumptown #3
Doom Patrol #9
The Guild #2
G.I. Joe/Cobra II #4
Nemesis: The Imposters #3
The Guild season 3
Justice League: Generation Lost #1
Booster Gold #32
Batgirl #11
Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne #1
Birds of Prey #1
The Shield #9
Batman and Robin #12
Red Robin #12
Secret Six #21
Brightest Day #1
Demo #4
Incredible Hercules: The Mighty Thorcules tpb
Kenk ogn
The Will To Whatevs
The Losers
Incredible Hercules: Assault on Olympus HC
GI Joe Classic Vol 8
The Muppet Show tpb vol 3
Legion of Super-Heroes #1
Brightest Day #2
Ex Machina #49
Kill Shakespeare #2
Unwritten #13
X-Factor #205
DC Universe Legacies #1
Wainy Days Season 1&2
BATMAN RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE #2
BILLY BATSON AND THE MAGIC OF SHAZAM #16
BRAVE AND THE BOLD #34
JUSTICE LEAGUE GENERATION LOST #2
MIGHTY CRUSADERS SPECIAL #1
THE GUILD #3
G.I. JOE: HEARTS AND MINDS #1
SPIDER-WOMAN HC AGENT OF SWORD GN W/ MOTION DVD
Lost - The End
Super-Spy: The Lost Dossier

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