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01/12/2008

A.V. an flew

Filed under: Reviews, This Site — geekent @ 4:39 pm

Noel Murray, a reviewer at of the Onion A.V. club, took the year (well, until Oct. 31) off from buying or intaking new music, instead trolling through his existing collection and reassessing what he thought he knew about the music he loved (or thought he loved).

He’s wrapped up his writing, most of which I’ve only skimmed through throughout the entire year. His successes and “Buying Nothing”, confined only to music, have been about as successful as mine, which I guess is to say, once an addict, always an addict.



Now Murray has returned to the fold and digesting music like a man left starving in the wilderness for three days being presented before a buffet. The mind is willing, but the body is not. His insight on how his tastes have changed by encompassing himself in what he’s already chosen for his collection is interesting:


Some friends contend that I’m becoming too picky in my middle age. I’ve always been a fairly soft touch as a critic, and I still have a higher tolerance for some disreputable genres and modes of popular art than a lot of my fellows. (Laugh tracks? Procedurals? Soft rock? Prestige pictures? Daily newspaper comics? All okay with me.) This year though, I’ve been left relatively cold by a lot of movies that other critics have raved about,

I think this is fair, and also part of getting older. With more responsibilities, family, mortgage, debt, career all taking up brainspace, the filter gets dulled and the need for escapism or just escape facilitates the acceptance of things once considered negative or lacking in any artistic value. I know this well, watching altogether too many reality TV shows that surround dog training, home repair, fashion and debt management (appearing on one this year doesn’t help either). Taking the year off of buying things for me, specifically on music, meant I glommed onto something more intensely than others. I think if anything it’s let me hone my filter in that regard, stating that if I can only have one or two new albums to listen to every six months it better be a damn good one. That belated purchase of Neon Bible in June still haunts me. What a tragedy of uninteresting mediocrity that album was in the context of the many albums of my collection I love that I revisited this year.

He points out something interesting about book and music reviewers, how limited they can sometimes be in their reviewing selections in comparison to TV or Movie reviewers, who spread their net considerably wider:

A few interesting blog-essays have recently considered why it is that book reviews and record reviews are so much more generally positive than movie reviews and TV reviews. The obvious conclusion? It’s much harder to cover the waterfront with books and music than it is with TV and movies. Outside of the big titles that demand to be reviewed–which may well suck, and thus get properly panned–the bulk of book and CD reviews are written by reviewers who do a certain amount of pre-selecting, and tend to gravitate to what they know they’ll like.

(he links to the following essays: here, here and here)



This extends to my comic book criticism where I’ve been confined primarily to what the Silver Snail has available (due to my work-in-trade with them). The Snail, bless them, are fantastic people with a quality mainstream store, but their selection of alternative press is pretty poor and what they do select to bring in is by and large uninteresting. I haven’t seen a new :01 (firstsecond) book in 9 months, and a host of Fantagraphics or Drawn and Quarterly titles I was curious to look at never materialized (at least nowhere visible to me). Not that I was wholly uncomfortable sucking down on superheroes and more mainstream (for comics) fare like Pax Romana or Golly!, but I now crave something different, but also good, and finding different is easy, the good not so much. I don’t want to continue reviewing things people already have opinions of (how many people really care about what anyone has to say about the latest Uncanny X-Men… how many opinions is that review really going to affect?), I would rather get four people to read Lulu and Mitzy than to turn 10 away from whatever travesty is going on in Marvel’s Ultimates line.

Part of what I found lacking in the blogosphere, particularly in music, was diversity, which is primarily why I’ve abandoned most podcasts and blogs. There’s a sever lack of voices out there that will explore beyond their comfort zones, look at music other than what the reader can look at and say “yeah, that makes sense why they like it”. Too many indie heads know nothing about hip-hop or electronica, so when something more mainstream captures them it’s more noteworthy to them than perhaps the even more noteworthy deep indie crowd. But there’s such a glut of music out there I can’t blame people for narrowing their focus. But there’s still people like my best of friends GAK who listen to music across a broad spectrum and just love the medium. Perhaps my tastes have grown this eclectic thanks to him, and our tape come cd come digital exchanges over the past 15 years, (but we both came from the same source, CBC’s Brave New Waves) but I still look to GAK as a filter for the music industry. He can parse classical, jazz, soul, blues, rock, punk, opera, electronic, hip-hop and everything inbetween and outside, and even if I don’t necessarily form the same appreciation, I still get exposed to it, and revel in that exposure, I delight in the difference and the extremes. Have you ever found yourself segued from Brian Eno to Stereolab to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? If not, then you’re missing out. The central alternative scope which comprises the bulk of blogs when last I checked, bored the pants off me and led to some highly unrewarding (long-term) musical purchase decisions. Things that intrigue and delight at first and quickly dissipate their fresh scent once removed from the wrapper.

Which brings me to a question Murray asks, one which every reviewer should face on a regular basis, maybe with every review:

Throughout the year, I’ve been wondering: What is the responsibility of a critic? Is it to respond openly and enthusiastically to whatever an artist is trying to do? Or is it to nitpick it in the name of maintaining some authority? For most of my career, I’ve leaned toward the former, but I’m starting to see the value in the latter. Everything looks flawed to me these days–even the music, movies, TV shows and books that I love. When I review Mad Men or Lost for The TV Club, I often take pains to note the flaws even as I’m raving about what those shows do right, but whenever I do that, I wonder if I’m unnecessarily bumming out fans who came to The TV Club merely to celebrate the good. If I’d reviewed The Shield finale–one of the best TV endings of all time–would I have been persnickety enough to point out that some of the dialogue was strained and the ending rushed? If so, would that have served a purpose? I’m honestly not sure.

You have to ask yourself what you want with the review. Do you want to speak to people who have already read/seen/heard what you’re talking about, engaging them in a one-way dialogue about whether it’s good or bad and why? Do you want to notify people of something they may not know about? Do you want to turn them away? Do you want to lash out at popular opinion? Do you want to explore the material as an exercise, coming up with an answer about how you feel at the end? Did something in the show/book/record spark an idea you want to get out there, perhaps completely disassociated from the material itself?

Every review can cover one or more or none or something other in them… each review has its own singular purpose, and its up to the reviewer to decide whether to focus or roam free with the review. Keep it concentrated, on point, on-topic, or to just let every minuscule thought spill out, no matter how half-formed it is. Sometimes you can bring something you love down a notch or two just to satiate those that don’t love it, or to show how minor the quibbles are in the context of the rest of its greatness. I find that if you’re trying to promote something you like to a wider audience, you keep the quibbles to yourself, but if it’s something the masses are going to find anyway, then the quibbles are noteworthy. Sometimes the point of a review is to differentiate yourself from other reviewers… and sometimes the only point are the little nuggets that you noticed but perhaps noone else did.



One thing I hate to do as a reviewer is praise too loudly, for fear I’ll fall flat on my face, or that I’ll regret my words later. I don’t like giving things full marks because I feel there’s always a margin of error in what I say. I ploughed through Ebert’s blog post and comments on Synechdoche, New York and found the “instant classic” or “highest form of art” praise to be almost damning, in that four years down the road it could be completely deciphered, and feel silly and hollow. Anything that’s great now may not be as great in the future (Blazing Saddles, Star Wars, James Cameron’s entire catalogue) as time marches on and contexts change, the quality of a film or the emotions associated with it can shift (or in Star Wars’ case, be tainted). The only thing that makes a classic “classic” is time. Similarly, a cult film is only a “cult film” after time is done with it. Marketing can’t speed up time no matter how hard they try, and awards and acclaim are only flavour of the day. As Murray says:


That’s why you probably shouldn’t take any gripes I have about the music of 2008 to heart. Get back to me in 2018, when I’ve had to time to live with these albums a little, and have heard how they sound to me after enduring another decade of what a wise man once called “life’s little ups and downs.”

I have to wonder if perhaps any real reviewer worth his or her salt should be forced to review his or her top ten lists every ten years, to see how their favourite films or books or records have weathered. I don’t have much behind me from ten years ago… my reviews were primitive in 1998, and my exposure to the larger cultural pot excessively limited (listen to Patton Oswalt’s “the Gatekeeper of Coolness” on “Werewolves and Lollipops” where he talks about growing up in Sterling, Virginia and using the local TV critic as a barometer for how cool or uncool your town is… that was me 10 years ago… talking about Dr. John). I like Ebert’s “Great Movie” collection, where he obviously spends time with films over the years, some recent, some ancient (sorry Roger), each gaining perspective and merit over time where they might not have fully earned it initially.



Of course the measure of “cool” or “good” is purely subjective. There are things I love which aren’t cool (Hall and Oates), and things I love which aren’t good (a whole heap of comics), but those kinds of things stay with us so much more than something that’s technically great but lacking any resonance (pretty much half of all Oscar-bait flicks). At this stage, I prefer semi-decent entertainment to pretty-good art on about a 60/40 ratio, and long term I’ll revisit semi-decent entertainment far more frequently than pretty-good art for escapist value (that said, pretty good art I’ll remember far more than semi-decent entertainment, hence why I probably revisit it more often)

The point of all this: just random distracted thoughts on a gloomy late-fall Monday. A full-on Synecdoche, New York review is probably in the offing… at somepoint when I gather those thoughts together.

13/11/2008

In case you didn’t get the message of the last post…

Filed under: This Site — geekent @ 3:22 pm

…here’s some LOLCATS to explain it to you

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I’m the one on the left, Aden’s the one on the right. And that’s JJ hiding in back

31/10/2008

Off-line until ‘09

Filed under: This Site — geekent @ 3:19 pm

Since Buy Nothing Year didn’t exactly work out as the great “stupid boy project” I thought it was going to be (I still got way too much stuff and didn’t manage to go through nearly enough of my old stuff… I mean, I got over 150 comics for free, and that was just one weekend!) and I really didn’t have time to get all pensive and insightful about life, and how it’s changed because of not supporting my little DVD/CD/comic book/spending addiction.

I mean, I did ween myself off of DVDs and CDs and excessive spending, although some money management is still necessary, but to tell you the truth, I’m proud of what I’ve done this year… I got out of debt, thanks in large part to Aden and Revenue Canada, but still, I’m free and clear of the moneygrubbers at Visa, MasterCard, TD, and elsewhere that had a stranglehold on my future. Getting debt free has been an incredible experience, painful, yes, but nonetheless rewarding. I can’t tell you how good it feels to know that you don’t owe substantial amounts of money, how relaxed you become when that weight is lifted from you (and shifted elsewhere, mind… after spending so long fretting about it, once it’s gone you have a void, and thus start trying to fret about anything and everything just to fill that black hole of despair). At this stage the only thing that’s putting me back in the hole is buying a house, which is a tremendously scary but also exciting proposition.

Aden and I applied for a mortgage pre-approval last week, we met up with our awesome real estate agent on Thursday (send me an email for a referral), we started looking on Saturday, put an offer in on Monday, got rejected on Tuesday and forged onwards yesterday. I won’t go into details, but it’s been an incredible experience already, and you learn so much so fast that I don’t even know what to share or how to share it. The housing market, after years of blind bids in a sellers market, has finally shifted in Toronto, with more sellers, fewer buyers and desperate real estate agents… it’s so much fun. But yes, all-consuming. You spend so much time thinking about it, what kind of house, where, features, must haves, can’t haves… it is overwhelming. It’s part of the reason for the title to this post: Off Line Until ‘09.

You can perhaps surmise what that means… that I’m shutting the blog down… well, not so much shutting it down as not updating it frequently. I’ll be putting up a bare minimum of posts over the next two months here on geekent.com (there will be a few) until I relaunch in 2009 as “geekent’s 365 things…”, which will feel more blog like and less like some sort of review journal.

The thing is, I’m burned out on the internet, specifically creating content for it. Rack Raids has taken up so much time and effort this year and by the looks of things right now (with the DNS server broken and the site inaccessible for a 5 day span), it’s just more of a hassle than it’s worth. It’ll be back of course, hopefully by Monday, but I’m not sure how active I can be on it. I just want/need a break from this weekly/daily grind/self-imposed commitment of reviewing. It’s an obsession in a sense, and one I don’t want to be tired of, but find myself less and less enthused about. I’ve been at it for almost 5 years straight at this point, producing, literally, thousands of reviews, and I haven’t seen a single dime for my efforts. Not that it’s about getting paid, but even the recognition factor has been practically negligible. With RackRaids, we’re too mainstream to meet with the indie crowd’s approval, too indie and insightful to gather up the fanboys circle… we produce, literally, some of the best reviews on comics on the internet, but only a very slight few seem to notice, and few but us (and even then it’s lacking) seem to care. For my own reviews, of movies and books and whatnot, I’ve been doing this all for my own edification for years, and I’m actually quite thankful for this great repository of what I’ve consumed, but it’s brutal to maintain, and I need a break. I can’t stop consuming, so I’ll have to stop reviewing, at least for a while. If it were my full-time job, to review everything I come across, my life would be great, but frankly, few are going to pay me for my opinions because I don’t have the credentials or I don’t know the right people… and certainly nobody is going to pay me enough to work at it full-time.

So, I’m done, for now. Geekent.com will be updated maybe twice each over November and December (probably for acquisitions purposes), and RackRaids will survive at least until December as an ongoing concern. I’ll probably have a bi-weekly post at Second Printing as well, but that’s about the extent of it. I just can’t go full bore like I have been over the past little while, and if I don’t scale back now, I’ll disappear altogether… just like my readership.

Thanks for reading the internet.







[I feel like Don Music]

17/09/2008

Commets are live

Filed under: This Site — geekent @ 4:25 pm

for the first time in a year. Thanks GAK.

26/08/2008

How much does one person have to say

Filed under: This Site — geekent @ 1:54 pm

I’ve been quiet for a few days, but with one very good reason… I’m exhausted. I was working the Toronto Fan Expo, helping out my local comics shoppe (LCS), The Silver Snail. I started Thursday evening, helping with set-up for four hours, then continuing again Friday morning at 7am until the show opened at 2pm. Then I helped take monies from fanboys (and girls) until 9pm (yes a 14 hour day standing on concrete deep in the bowels of the Metro Toronto Convention center where nary a drop of natural light dare enter), and returned Saturday at 9am to do the same for another 10 hours, and once again on Sunday from 10am - 6pm, followed by 4 hours of takedown. All in all over forty gruelling hours of feet-expanding torture. But when I get my phat store credit, it’ll all be worth it.

Also, this past Saturday was my first wedding anniversary, and I did indeed spend the full day with my wife, who also worked the convention (in fact, it’s through her that I got in there, and I’m now part of “the gang”, which makes me happy). We had dinner afterwards, but no gifts were exchanged… rather, we exchanged some comics for merchandise and Aden got a beefy 12″ Nightwing (that, I’m sure, sounds really dirty if you don’t know what I’m talking about), while I got a pair of lovely ladies for the bookshelf. All around, our first anniversary was just as geeky as our wedding weekend… good to know we’re not in any newlywed slump.

The convention gave me a lot of interesting thoughts to ponder about the nature of fandom and the culture of collecting, and now I have a venue to do it. I’ve been invited to participate in the group blog Second Printing, which is a blog about pondering fandom, so it’s a natural match. In fact, my first post went up today. Talking about my nervousness about meeting with comic book creators or other celebritants, it’s a bit of a rambling post, and I’ll work on reigning things in a little for the future.

This reminds me that I also have had posted my Hoverboy interview (I interview Hoverboy’s masterminds Marcus Moore and Ty Templeton) up on CHUD.com. I got to visit the Hoverboy Travelling Museum at Fan Expo this weekend and it was AWESOME! If you haven’t already visit the Virtual Hoverboy Museum, because Hoverboy is bloody hilarious. I’m in utter awe of this project and I predict building success for it.

Some new for Frank, if’n he still pops around this site on occasion. Cliff Chiang, comic book illustrator extraordinare is working on a new graphic novel for Vertigo that spins out from Neil Young’s Greendale album (which was also a movie, thanks IMDB). Bizarre, but true.

And finally, I leave you with this cover image to an upcoming SLG Publishing book, because it makes me laugh uncontrollably:

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and there’s a FREE PDF PREVIEW over on the website

08/08/2008

An honest to gosh BNY post about BNY

Filed under: The Want List, This Site — geekent @ 1:26 pm

I had hope that “Buy Nothing Year” would be my grand “stupid boy project” that would fill my world (and blog) with insight about our consumerist culture and how much (or little) it all means, about how our lives differ today because of our access to technology, about how we view money, how we spend money and how our lives are influenced by forces outside of ourselves (marketers, credit card companies, advertisers, lobbyists etc). I was hoping I would cover the dreams and nightmares, the triumphs and regrets that would occur by abandoning that which I enjoy, to the extent that I part with aspects of my past and move on with the future.

8 months later and none of it has really, truly happened. I haven’t spent my money like I used to, but I still consume. It’s actually quite easy to do so on not much money, and it’s easy to justify it. Had I not already had an out, had I not conceded still attending the cinema with my wife, I might have actually had a shot at something interesting. I mean, can you imagine the lamentations if I missed out on The Dark Knight and Iron Man and Hellboy and Wall-E and other such movies which I desperately would have wanted to see? There would have been about two dozen posts about The Dark Knight alone, the cinematic event of the decade, and how I felt like I was missing out and how the urges to break my stupid pledge were threatening to consume me and the project.

Alas, all you get is a middling review which isn’t nearly as insightful as some of the many conversations I’ve had about the film, it’s themes and the silly people who didn’t enjoy it (unclench a little).

As for comics, to have abandoned them this year would have been an even bigger coup than abandoning the cinema, but given my entrenched-ness in Rack Raids I just couldn’t let it go. But in many ways, buying only one or two titles a week very much feels like I have. There’s a strange separation that occurs when you distance yourself from the fanboys who buy half of a companies line. Whereas when you’re buying so many books, you start to feel like you’re missing out on something in the other titles you’re not getting. When you’re only buying one or two books, you begin to question why you’re even buying them. With the exception of the stronger indie titles, if you’re not a regular comics consumer, most of the weekly releases hold no excitement. Trade Paperbacks, or complete story collections, are much more enticing, but even then, only for a limited time. Call it “now available - gotta have it” syndrome (NAGHI).


NAGHI is a pocketbook crippler which I’ve experienced many times in my life. It’s that urge to go out to see the new movies in the first week of release because the trailers excited you. It’s that drive to go out on Tuesday and pick up the new album (that you haven’t heard) from that band you kind of like. It’s that desire to purchase the just-released DVD of that movie you saw in the theatres that you don’t remember the story, but you do remember being entertained. It’s that need to pick up the latest trade paperback written by so-and-so because you liked their last one. NAGHI strikes, your will is crippled, your bank account depletes.


Wait

Just wait

Give it a month or two or three… or six. Then pick that book up off the shelf, or the cd off the rack and tell me you still want it as badly as you did when it first came out. Arguably you’re still interested, but are you as interested as you were? No. You know why? Because it’s not new anymore, it’s not fresh. Others have seen it and digested it long before you did, they’ve told you about it and the radioman said it was kinda allright, he guesses, and the mystique of the unknown has faded into the dull tarnish of the vaguely familiar. You also have let slip another dozen and one cds/books/movies past by, and there’s always something new. When you’ve fallen behind, it’s hard to catch up, and sometimes it’s easier to just give up and not catch up at all and be like “regular” people who don’t obsess about such things.



But “regular” people are dull, boring, cultureless beings who are more enthused by whatever that story your neighbour tells about mistakenly buying whole wheat buns instead of white bread rather than enjoying 6 hours of straight Venture Brothers DVD action. Is that what you want to become, someone who listens to plumbing stories or someone who sits in anticipation their latest Amazon.co.uk order containing what’s supposed to be the latest in ingenious funny business out of England? Who needs neighbours?

I think there’s a fear in the pop-culture obsessive of missing out, but also a fear of participating in life outside of fantasy. Television and iPods are awesome, but so is your wife whipping a shuttlecock at your face (we’re playing badminton you perv, get your mind out of the gutter) or having a chat with a stranger in line at the supermarket while you wait. Actual interaction, with real people, who aren’t cliche spouting figments of someone else’s imagination…



Did have a point here somewhere…



The point is, I’ve learned the lesson of BNY even if it hasn’t exactly manifested itself in an entertaining or secondary-usefulness manner. 1) There’s only so much one person can hope to consume in their lifetime. 2) Real people are, about half the time, more interesting than fiction. 3) Money can be used for other things than keeping you stocked to the gills in paraphernalia. 4) Spending more than you make is a bad idea in the short term, and detrimental in the long term. 5) Spending all of what you make is foolish. 6) I’m not a terribly adventurous person, and I’m okay with that. 7) what you want isn’t necessarily what you need. 8) what you get isn’t necessarily what you wanted. 9) very little in this life is returnable (aka. nothing is ever a sure thing). 10) I regret nothing.



Seriously, I’m glad I got to see the Dark Knight and didn’t have to wait and sift through reviews and sit and listen to people talk about it and not be able to contribute and opinion. I would die inside a little. I could have done without seeing Get Smart, enjoyable as it was, but there are some experiences I would have regretted missing out on.

I still have moment, especially now that I’m debt-free, where I want to just splurge, where I want to toss my credit card in the wind and buy the hell out of an HMV, just pick up material goods because, goddammit I miss them. I want a new cd. I want to buy a DVD (when I see a bin of $4 DVDs at the superstore containing the 3-disc special edition of Panic Room or A Mighty Wind I get weak-kneed, not because either are particularly great movies (though I did enjoy them and/or their cast and/or their director) but because my completest tendencies start to come over me. Same thing happens if I buy a comic book to review and it references a previous story, I want that previous story. It’s not that I’m terribly interested, else I would have read it already, but again, my completest nature. Also, I can’t resist a bargain. Also, I sometimes just get spending urges, like last week when I wound up in a used book store and bought $35 in used comics and books for my wife and stepson (or at least using them as an excuse to do so).



It’s a scary thing when that happens. I’ll stand in a store and I’ll be looking for one thing, find another, like say I was searching for Teen TItans Season 5 for the little guy on DVD, didn’t find it, but found that they had Flight of the Conchord’s CD on the 2/$25 rack. I look around for a second /$25 and spy Darjeeling Limited on the 2/$30, and suddenly I’m on the hunt for $55 worth of goods. In my hunt I realize there’s a new Portishead album out, I find an Amon Tobin cd I missed, I pick up Batman Animated season 2 (gap in the collection) for $19.99 and settle for a copy of Metric’s first album as my second $2/25 and the Omega Man as my second $2/30. I begin to look at it and say, “Well, I’m buying this much, might as well get those two Angel box sets that are only $20 each, and Season 7 of Buffy, which I still haven’t watched.” $235 and way out of budget later, I stride home, my goods in my backpack, and say “what the hell” and stop into Pages and buy $60 worth of books which, chances are, I won’t actually read. In fact, that copy of Omega Man, still wrapped up six months later, and only two episodes of Angel actually watched.

It’s a made up set of purchases, but an embarrassingly true scenario which I really don’t want to continue repeating.

Buy nothing year is actually teaching me introspection and discipline at the purchasing counter, but it’s eliminating the moments of weakness where I slip up that’s crucial.

I do really wish that I could buy this, now, though. It would make me ever so happy. But I’m being good. I’ll still want it though.

One of the things I’m still having a terrible time curving the craving for is action figures. I lust after action figures only marginally less than I lust after my wife, and that’s not healthy. I see all the various DC Universe action figures that Mattel is producing and I drool like a Prozac-addled invalid. My wife bought me two of my action figure desires for my birthday (the Kirby-inspired Darkseid and Mr. Miracle) and I took them out of their package and put them on the shelf where occasionally they fall over. That’s it. They look fantastic, but they only thrill me when I don’t have them and for the few moments after getting them. Once they’re out of the package, the thrill goes away almost immediately. I wonder what acronym I can give that. “OOPTIG”? (Out of package, thrill is gone).

I dunno. That’s why I’m trying to commit myself to only getting action figures that will a) be taken out of the package and b) played with by my stepson…

which involves the whole DC Universe Infinite Heroes line… heh heh heh (hands wringing).

-fin-

20/07/2008

Absent

Filed under: This Site — geekent @ 11:43 am

I’m in the middle of my first ever two-week holiday, and it’s not only been a vacation from work but a vacation from the computer. My life is professionally and recreationally intertwined with computers and the internet and it seems like escaping it is never an option. Emails mount up, websites go unread, and there’s a definite sense of falling behind and/or missing out. Far too many of us are way too comfortable with our digital life and fear and neglect giving ourselves some distance from it. It’s a communication tool, sure, but it’s also a crutch, like any addiction, and while it’s probably the least dangerous of habits, it’s still not a good thing, that separation anxiety it causes.

I’ve been off-line for a full week, at a cottage for 5 days, and then on the road for another two, and so the internet wasn’t an option. At the cottage, where there’s not a lot to do (it would seem at first), I did start to feel pangs of boredom, of detachment. At one point there was an utter and dire need to find out the weather situation locally and there was absolutely no way of doing so easily, and that was probably the only time where I needed the internet, though I did miss it and want it more often than that.

Funny thing though, I’ve had internet access for the past four days and I’ve actually been avoiding it. I’ve had one half-hour email check and chat session, and another this morning (lasting a little over an hour at this point… a lot of business to take care of on the Rack Raids side of things), but I was feeling rather liberated up until now, and it felt good. Putting some distance between self and the on-line world is wonderful. Spending time with my family, bonding with my stepson, chatting with my parents, having fun with my wife… stuff I do at home but the pull of my on-line responsibilities (whether actual or self-imposed) leaves me with less time to do so (and the feeling of more guilt when I ignore the computer). But there’s something refreshing about playing board games instead of video games, about wind surfing or playing badminton or tennis instead of blogging or writing reviews for hours. There’s something rewarding about going down to the waterfront and flying a kite with the little guy, rather than spending half a day juggling MP3s, reading a newspaper and doing a crossword puzzle rather than reading blogs and on-line journals… going to a used book store or recycled sporting goods shop in search of buried treasures which could just as easily and cheaply be obtained on-line… the real world is an even more magical place that the virtual one, and it’s too easily forgotten.

I’ve not said all I have to say, but I think I prefer to return to my family than get lost in my thoughts… for a change. I’ll be back in a week(ish).

27/06/2008

Comics Friday

Filed under: Tele, This Site — geekent @ 2:37 pm

I have a schedule for this blog, going as such: Monday is TV day, Tuesday music, Thursdays are for movies and Fridays are for comics (all other days are freebies to post about whatever). I came up with this “schedule” about 2 months back and from the moment I did, I didn’t adhere to it. I burned out. I’m still burnt out. It doesn’t mean I don’t have anything to say, just that I’m too tired to say it. This blog is supposed to be about consuming, whether it’s reviewing things I’ve just consumed, reevaluating the things I’ve previously consumed, talking about how I came to be such a big consumer, discussing my hypothetical lack of consumption, or just geeking out about consumables… well, I’ve not been doing a very good job of sticking to theme, primarily because I haven’t been writing a lot at all. The shift from personal blog to topic-focussed means I don’t get to blog all the curious and wonderful little thoughts that come to mind each day (most of them in the shower or on the toilet where it’s hard to blog anyway, mind you), and yet I like the idea of a focussed blog. I just wish I had the energy to devote to it that I once did. Life certainly has changed… not for the worse, mind, just priorities are far different today than they once were.

Anyway, today is “Comics Friday”, but since I spend a lot of time during the week administering Rack Raids (where right now you can read about Starman-writer James Robinson’s return to comics on Superman or Grant Morrison’s latest, Final Crisis #2 or any of my 300 hundred other comic book reviews from the past two years) I figured I’d talk about the *other* comics, you know the stand-up kind.

Yes, I just did a Last Comic Standing write-up on Monday, but the first semi-final showdown aired last night, and there were, to my surprise, some very, very good performances. Even more surprising was the format of the showcase. Essentially, 16 comics performing about 3 minutes of material each before 1000-seat theatre in Las Vegas before some guy from the Sopranos and Richard (”Detective Munch”) Belzer as “celebrity judges”.



As I noted on Monday, the purpose of the “Celebrity Judge” is for show, as the real decisions are no doubt made by the producers, and producers, if you’ve ever read any stories about them (in general), are notoriously out of touch with what’s actually quality, much more concerned about money and returns. (from wikipedia: “It was revealed that a panel of four producers were also casting votes in the process, assuring that unless all four celebrity judges cast the exact same ten votes, their voting power could be usurped by the four unanimously agreeing producers…. It was also revealed that some of the finalists who advanced were clients of the producers or directors of the show.”) On the casting process of the show: it appears that (and I’ve been told this about a lot of “reality TV shows” from Next Top Model to the current How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?) that certain contestants are encouraged to try out for the show, with the near guarantee that they’ll make it on the show. “Anyone can line up and be seen by producers, but top agents were given a number of spots to give out to clients who got a specific call time.”

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20/05/2008

All quiet on the geekentern front

Filed under: Sporting Life, This Site — geekent @ 11:43 am

Lord
The break was unintentional, but needed.
I got my Comics Inventory completed and wow, I gots a lotta comics. And I gots a lotta comics for sale. Anyone looking for “The Complete Starman Experience” (All Issue # 0 through 80 + # 1,000,000 + Batman/Starman/Hellboy #1 & 2 + 80-Page Giant #1 + Secret Files and Origins #1 + The Shade # 1 - 4 + The Mist (Girlfrenzy) #1)? You won’t get all this in trade, nor the Essential editions, nor the awesome lettercolumns where writer James Robinson barters with fans for ViewMaster slides.)?
I also have “The DC Universe Experience” (featuring most of the major epic crossovers from the past 15 years, including Underworld Unleashed + Final Night + DC 1,000,000 + Genesis + Day of Judgement + Infinite Crisis + DC versus Marvel + Zero Hour and more).
Or how about 100 different, random issue #1s from the past 20 years for under $100?
Almost all books are NM (no guarantees though… for these bargain-basement prices who’s quibbling). Got a lot more to sell and have to figure out a good place to do so (Ebay? Craigslist?).

I actually finished my little Grant Morrison retrospective last week but haven’t yet attached any images to it… the scanner is pfutzy and I don’t like using it much.


Upcoming reviews: Prince Caspian (a highly enjoyable movie for the non-Narnia-purists… as I’ve learned, if you’ve written essays about the series, you probably won’t like it); the Narnia BBC series (and I thought the battle at the end of the Hollywood version “the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” was lame, ouch), Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, the John Cusack trilogy, the book (!) In Defense of Food, and much more.

Hockey

Since Monday is supposed to be TV day (and I missed blogging it because I was eating copious amounts of Chinese-Canadian food, drinking wine and subsequently passing out) Ima just do a quick hockey write up (and also briefly mention that I caught an episode of the BBC mini-series Jeckyll and it was fun).

flashback!: “Pittsburgh should take it in 5 or 6…” | “Gut feeling, Detroit in six…”
Boy am I good or what? (of course I backed up one prediction with two more so I really had a lot of bases covered…a baseball metaphor when talking hockey? Weird).

v.
— Who has the advantage? Well, both teams have won 12 games and Pittsburg’s only lost 2 in their path to the Stanley Cup finals (although it’s hard to say if their competition have been that easy to roll over or the Pens are just that good) while Detroit has let four games slip (although only two with Osgoode in the net). On a skill level, they’re two different teams… Pittsburgh is high-energy, rough and tumble and very capable on both sides of the rink. Detroit on the other hand is disciplined, and the best defensive team in the league bar none, and their young boys (Datsyuk and Zetterberg) are as easily maneuverable as the Pens’ star talent (Crosby and Malkin). MA Fleury had to put up with Sean Avery (and even Brendan Shannehan) so he’ll be able to handle Detroit’s thumpers not with ease, but with confidence at least. It’s going to be one (well, at least four) enjoyable match-up(s), and a Stanley Cup Final I can get behind (not like Ottawa/Anaheim last year, eugh). I think Detroit’s discipline gives them the edge in six. Pittsburgh hasn’t had a challenge like this yet but I don’t want to underestimate them either.

More from me later.

28/04/2008

Taking a break

Filed under: This Site — geekent @ 10:50 am

(written on Monday, not posted until today… oops)

Feeling pretty exhausted these days and I need some recoup time. Since I can’t take time off work to blog, I’m taking time off blog to work. I’ve got a few fires burning for next week and beyond, as well as a backlog of things to catch up on in re-reviewing…. here’s a glimpse:

In comics, there’s a big Grant Morrison write-up that’s partially completed, a Deathstroke: The Terminator 1990’s series review, and the early 1980’s The Thing.

In movies I have a John Cusack retrospective encompassing his Say Anything/Grosse Pointe Blank/High Fidelity non-triology, as well as a much delayed review of Horton Hears a Who and most likely an Iron Man review

I’ll be back with some hockey talk, by the looks of it, this time next week round 3 should be decided, as well as some thoughts on Lost and Battlestar’s fourth sesons as well as Dexter season 2.

On the music front, I’ve got a They Might Be Giants kids album I’m going to nose around in and in re-reviews I’ll be exploring some major albums from Bjork, The National, and Neutral Milk Hotel

7-day clock countdown…

15/04/2008

BNY hotflashes

Filed under: Moratorium, Sporting Life, TV on DVD, Tele, This Site — geekent @ 11:22 am

Hotflash - on the food moratorium since last report, I’ve been, well, in the not-so-good. I’ve eaten a few french fries and I’ve eaten Swiss Chalet (coincidentally both of those were at the same time, although the french fries were mistakenly brought instead of my potatoes, which were later brought at no charge but… you know… temptation + weak will = fatty). I even had a burger, but it was free, so does that count? I’ve been drinking a lot… well, not a lot, but a lot for me. About two drinks a week. Those drinks, often, have been rye and ginger ale, meaning I’ve been drinking pop, but only ginger ale, so that’s kind of okay right? Maybe not. I blame my sister who left us with a dearth of alcohol before she moved out to BC. I’ve nipped into some salad dressing about three times, and the occasional bit of mayonnaise (well, it’s Miracle Whip Light, which is only marginally less worse). Potato chips have gotten the better of me and enter my diet once every two weeks or so, but I’ve found Old Dutch’s low-salt Rip-L-Chips which have half the sodium content of regular chips, which is, you know, almost better. I have, though, discovered that cheesies (almost all types) have trans fats so they’re off the list. Trans fats only enter my system unawares, so I’ll say yes, I’ve partaken but not intentionally so. Also having trans fats: Ice Cream. I did not know that, but there you go. Avoided! There was an incident with macaroni and cheese that has officially put me off it (thank you). Otherwise, I’m getting healthier, eating more fruits and veg than ever before, although I can unequivocally say that my red meat intake is pretty high right now and that I should really, really watch that.

Hotflash! - I missed all but the last 10 minutes of the second episode of this season’s Battlestar Galactica… and you know, I didn’t really care much. Didn’t look like I missed anything important. We’ll see how episode 3 goes.

Hotflash!! - To tell the truth, I missed BSG because of playoffs hockey. I’ve discovered the joy of having two games running on two different channels concurrently. Every time there’s a stop in play on one, I just flip to the other… unless TSN happens to delay their broadcast because of golf (golf? Yeah, it’s the Masters, but come on, man, this is playoffs hockey!). I’m a monster. That said, I get burnt out on hockey after about 5 hours so most Western division games I don’t finish watching.



Hotflash!!! - Since my predictions last week here are how things are shaping up:

1) Caps v. Flyers — tied 1 game a piece. Still looking pretty splotchy, but I now think the Flyers are looking more cohesive and team-like than the Caps.

2) Red Wings v. Preds — Detroit leads 2 games to 1, but the Preds are giving them a show. Still looks like Wings in 5 or 6 games.

3) Pens v. Sens — Pittsburgh up 3 games to nil. Expect the sweep to conclude tomorrow as predicted. And yes, I’ve been screaming “The Gonch!” a lot.
4) Flames v. Sharks — Calgary surprised everyone with a crawl-from-behind victory in game 3 to lead the series 2 - 1, but the Sharks aren’t going belly up any time soon. We may actually see a Calgary upset, but It’s looking more and more like a 7 game series.
5) Canadiens v. Bruins — though down 2 games to 1, the Bruins are showing signs of life. I still expect it to end in 5 games though. And that hit on Chara from game 1: hilarious

6) Rangers v. Devils — Okay, I lied. I’m way into this series. Not that I want to see the Rangers (currently up 2 games to 1) win, but more that I want to see the Devil lose. There are some great rivalries in the NHL, from Gretzky and Lemieux to Crosby and Ovechkin, but I think Brodeur and Avery is easily the biggest freakshow.


7) Avs v. Wild — I’ve chosen on the side of Colorado, but Minnesota is up 2 - 1 in the series, and despite the Avs pluck, I still don’t think they’re going to make it past 6.
8) Stars v. Ducks — Another match-up I didn’t really think I’d give a damn about, but it’s been sheer joy watching Dallas trounce the (ugh) defending Cup champions 2 games to nil. Surprising, Stars, keep it up.

HOTFLASH!!!! — starting next week, I’m going to try a little schedule with BNY. Mondays will be TV/TVonDVD day, Tuesdays will be Music day, Thursdays will be Movies day, and Friday will be comics day. Wednesday, Saturday and Sundays will be free days to post whatever or not post at all. I’ll try this out but don’t look for it to stick.

HOTFLESH — I’ve caved and I’ve Booked myself in the Face. I hope you’re happy. I’m already regretting it, and I’m just not sure I understand it yet, nor that I have/want to devote much time to it… but good to see some-y’all.

PotFlush! — Aden and I learned on Sunday that, tragically, my Review of Dexter season 1 was incomplete. We were renting the DVDs from the local franchise video outlet, and each of the first two discs contained four episodes, while the third only had three. The fourth disc was labelled “Special Features” so we figured episode 11’s ending to be the cliffhanger. We were wrong… the 12th and final episode was on disc four. Moops. Shit. Season 2 lies in wait.

MOBRUSH!!I mentioned before that I was running my first RPG campaign this month, and that did actually happen this past Sunday. It’s the first part of a highly adventurous 8-part story that required a hell of a lot of planning. It took a good three weeks to get the structure of it all together, plotting out each chapter, devising the player component and their opposition, and creating a timeline for the overarching story structure. I spent some time training in my GM role and helping our newest player to get comfortable with what we do. I’ve really put a lot of thought into this (at least ten pages worth of notes to start), but I found myself quite unprepared on Saturday for the next-day’s event, scrambling to review the Player Characters, notify the players of any changes needing to be made, and then revise the Non-Player Characters to make them formidable opponents. Then the scripting chores for the first issue were undertaken and with about an hour to spare, I was ready. Nervous as hell, but ready.

The game took a while to get started but once I got into the groove of it, I found it pretty easy. I had some assistance in helping the players to figure out their powers and everyone around the table was having fun with their characters, the concept and each other. Lots of suggestions going on, lots of teamwork and no attitude to speak of. The player’s actions threw off my planning but good, yet I managed to fudge the structure just enough that it worked just as well, if not better than planned. It was over rather quickly for one of our games (about 3 hours long, 90 minutes shorter than common) but it felt like a full event, and everyone seemed pretty satisfied, including myself.


With one part of the 8-segment story out of the way, I’m feeling a bit of relief, in my GM performance, the players’ reactions, and the story itself. It’s come off pretty smoothly, all things considered. I have part 2 in two weeks to plan for, and I’m pretty jazzed to get there.

POTLATCHES — for my birthday I forced Aden to buy me Kids in the Hall tickets at Massey Hall (June 5th). I’m happy, dammit! Onion AV Club interviews the lads (and, I noticed, the guys from Mythbusters too),
cooldown

23/01/2008

A few quick notes

Filed under: Debt Spiral, Moratorium, Music, TV on DVD, Tele, This Site — geekent @ 10:24 am

**ITEM**

We’re selling comics, dvds and cds soon, Aden and I are. I will have a spreadsheet available of all items and prices (o.b.o), and Graig’slist will be hitting Craigslist and GeeBay around the same time… maybe… if I figure this whole internets resale thing out.

**ITEM**
I had a hamburger and fries and a vodka-laced beverage last night…and it was good. Breaking my own self-imposed rules makes me such the rebel, no?

**ITEM**
Apparently my RSS feed is a bit tankered, as the new installation of Moveable Type with all it’s weird Java interfacedness isn’t working up to snuff. It’s causing headaches as comments and trackbacks are locked out, pinging’s right off, and yup, the “convert line breaks” doesn’t work properly. So previous posts you’re probably seeing as one grand Kerouac-ian lump-o-text, but now, with this very post and the power of html encoding, you should see paragraphs (oh, the novelty of it all).

**ITEM**
Now that I’m not buying new music, I’m still able to get my fix of sounds-I’ve-never-heard thanks to CBC Radio 3 live streams and podcasts, and Vancouver’s newest DJ GAK (mp3s available on-site or you can tune in live Mondays 10:30 - Midnight eastern or 7:30 - 9 pacific on CITR).

**ITEM**
The Ricky Gervais-fuelled, HBO/BBC produced Extras is airing from square one on the Comedy Network, starting last night (yeah, I know it’s been on DVD for ages). Rating: Uncomfortably hilarious. Because Extras is a full half hour show, it runs longer with commercials added in the mix. As such Comedy Network has to fill in about 20 minutes of time and has turned to Adult Swim’s 12-minute monstrosity Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!. Rating: Bewildering. The show is not conventionally funny, but instead so beyond irreverent that you just have to stare in awe. Aden was stunned after a few minutes, unable to formulate words to describe it. The creators of the already peculiar Tom Goes To The Mayor un-cartoon have topped themselves, with the help once again of Mr. Show’s Bob Odenkirk, and Walk Hard’s John C. Reilly (”I’m not ready…”).

**ITEM**
Aden received Battle of the Planets DVDs on loan from a co-worker, but they shall not be reviewed, because, quite frankly, there’s no way in hell we’re going to make it through watching all 16 episodes without either being drunk or wedging the corner edge of a table into our foreheads. The basic idea behind the show is it’s a Japanese cartoon (or “anime” as all the kids call it) that was transported to America in the late 1970’s, only Japan’s cultural take on cartoons in that era were much different than the ol’ USA’s, and what was teenaged entertainment was made kid-friendly. Each episode was butchered to remove any real violence, any suggestion of death, or, quite frankly, logical storytelling. I wonder if any of the episodes retain even the basic plot of their Japanese counterpart? Instead, a little robot creature, 7-Zark-7 has been inserted into the cartoon, mainly through a voice over to either explain what’s happening or to clarify to the kids that all the bad guys evacuated their exploded ship safely, were collected and are now behind bars. The Japanese Gatchaman tamed into Battle of the Planets by the same crew from the Superfriends (shared voice actors and similar musical accompaniment) is a bizarre experience; there’s a curious similarity to how Space Ghost: Coast To Coast or Sealab: 2021 would re-use old animation for twisted new purposes, but here it’s lacking creativity and moreover diminishing the original animation. Wikipedia details some of the big differences between the original and butchered remakes.

**ITEM**
All out of items for today.

01/01/2008

Buy Nothing Year Begins Today

Filed under: The Rules, This Site — geekent @ 5:02 pm

Uh, hi.
You wondering what the hell is going on here? I mean, even after reading the preamble above the (currently non-existant images) you’re still a little confused, maybe? Maybe you’re wondering where is the regular geekent.com that you (all 16 of you) have come to know and love?
Well, that’s so over. That’s so… 2003 - 2007-ish. This is sooo 2008. Focussed, determined, erm, verb.
The old stuff is still kicking around: the blogstuff is all resting at the blog archives while the reviewstuff is residing at the Ent. Etc. archives, and chances are the odd thing might be added to them here or there over the next month (works in progress posted for preservation sake), but for the time being, Buy Nothing Year is my focus.
I’ve actually been posting here since the end of August (the first post just before getting married in fact), about 40 posts so far, so you have a lot to catch up on… The objective was to get the site all pretty and perfect for January 1, 2008, but as you can see that didn’t happen. Let’s just say, there will be a header image shortly, and a much prettier version soon thereafter (my man Toasty had a lovely design ready for me but unfortunately lost it all in a compy crash). Oh, and comments will be up soon. I hope.
Meanwhile I’ll be tweaking the presentation from time to time but regardless of aesthetics, the focus is 100% me and my spending habits.

So, how’s it going so far?

Well, I’m 17 hours into Buy Nothing Year, and I can say proudly that I’ve bought nothing!
Of course, I had a plan last night to do some 11th-hour purchasing (primarily to buy the Flight Of The Conchords DVD, but I guess it’s going to have to remain on my Amazon wishlist until, say, my birthday), but I managed to stave off that impulse… mainly by gorging on my various moratorium foods (one last hurrah before ‘08: booze, chips, chocolate bars, cookies).
So, you might be wondering, what are the rules?

The Rules

Rules, goals, plans and objectives.
1. no out-of-pocket spending on DVDs, CDs, Comic Books, Action Figures, Statues, Books (this means no spending cash, debit or credit card spending.
2. no using credit cards for purchases (wherever possible)
2(a). any credit card purchases have to be accounted for in advance and paid off ASAP
3. the plan is to sift through existing collections and sell what I can, putting the money towards the house fund. I understand the markets for used DVDs, CDs and comics are pretty crappy and I won’t get much for what I’m selling, and that I may be given the option to sell-in-trade. While the temptation would be to take the trade, it really has to be worth it (at least 50% more in trade than cash) and the store must have enough that I actually want.
4. I can work for trade.
5. (yes, this is a little early, but) no pre-buying/pre-ordering things for 2009 before 2009
6. I can receive gifts/gift certificates for BNY items, but shouldn’t encourage them
7. acquisitions will be tracked
8. I can buy BNY items for other people (wife, stepson, friends) but only as gifts (birthdays, Xmas, etc.) and it will have to be something they *actually* want. I should strive to find gift items other than the BNY items.
9. Video/library rentals are okay, as are movies and theatre performances (”non-acquisition spending”)
10. no substituting with pirate downloading (videos, music, comics)
These are the basics, the ten commandments, but I’m sure I’ll need to narrow it down or expand it in the coming weeks.
BNY starts today.

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