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26/10/2004

The Last Samurai

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 2:34 pm

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d: Edward Zwick
w: John Logan

Tom Cruise, a samurai?
Right.
But, well, he pulls it off admirably.
The film is surprisingly a good one, devoid of a great many Hollywood cliches you would expect of a movie of this sort (that’s not to say it’s without them). The team involved seems to understand turn-or-the-century Japan, both visually and culturally and the film does well in portraying that… however, the liberties it takes in portraying Cruise as the samurai’s great white hope is a little distasteful.
Chock full of gorgeous action sequences, a great cast of Japanese actors, and, well, ninjas, it was a surprise to be sure, and the vilification of the American style of war was a nice touch acting as a good allegory for the modern U.S. vs. anyone wars.

15/10/2004

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 11:35 am

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d: Hironobu Sakaguchi, Moto Sakakibara
w: Hironobu Sakaguchi, Al Reinert

Final Fantasy: The Sprits Within was a great disappointment when it hit the theatres three years ago. It had no ties to the game its name was derived from and for all the technology, the story was a rather tame use of unilimited potential. But what’s more, it suffers from “Uncanny Valley” syndrome, that is the point at which things stop looking like a life-like characature and start looking creepy and unreal… (it’s the reason why we can accept Elmer Fudd but not Michael Jackson).
The story is weak, as the humans on a near-future Earth have been driven to the brink of extinction by an invading force of ghostly enemies. Two theories prevail about how to defeat them… the Western means of big guns and brute force, and Eastern means of spirtualism and healing. The film attempts to be prolific but winds up being muddled in its theology and ultimately winds up as unacceptable as the characters on screen.

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08/10/2004

Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack Adventure

Filed under: Pages, mini-review — gkentetc @ 2:41 pm

by Dave Gorman

In the wake of his 30th birthday British comedian/tv personality Dave Gorman decides he’s going to finally grow up, dispensing with tomfoolery and taking serious charge with his life. He looks at the careers of entertainers he respects, Steve Martin for instance. What has he done with himself to be taken more seriously?
He wrote a book.
He wrote a book.
He wrote a book.
Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack Adventure is about that exact thing, writing a book…or more precisely, what one man will go through to avoid writing a book.

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The Station Agent

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 2:18 pm

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d, w: Thomas McCarthy

Perspective is what storytelling is all about. Far too often traditional cinema is too quick to tokenize people based on appearance instead of providing perspective. It’s not often a dwarf is seen in regular cinema unless the script calls for one… or they need to have a short person in costume. Sometimes the shortness is a joke, or sometimes it’s just so they have someone to call “midget”.
The Station Agent doesn’t differ in this respect, except that it provides perspective, it’s a film that deals not with fitting in, but the subtly different belonging, and the need to belong that the three main characters try not to feel.
Peter Dinklage plays Finn, a train enthusiast who works in his friend’s model traincar store building customized cars for people. When his friend dies he inherits an abandoned train station in a remote part of New Jersey. With the business shut down and nowhere else to go, he moves to the station, assuming the distance from the city will suit him better.

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Jersey Girl

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 1:43 pm

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d, w: Kevin Smith

It’s a sure sign that Kevin Smith may have matured, if not entered into the realm of grown-ups, that he brings to film a complex family/romantic comedy that doesn’t deeply explore just one relationship, but three.
Ben Affleck marries Jennifer Lopez, she gets pregnant and dies in childbirth. Affleck has to leave his successful P.R. career after an unfortunate incident of honesty. He retreats to his widower father’s home (George Carlin) to raise his daughter, and for seven years he tries to get his life back together.
The story centers on Affleck’s relationship with his daughter, having to come to terms with what she represents and what she actually means to him. In the perifery, his relationship with his father is what grounds him, as Carlin keeps him in check. And then there’s the courtship of Liv Tyler, a local video store clerk/master’s student…

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05/10/2004

Shaun of the Dead

Filed under: In Theatre, mini-review — gkentetc @ 3:56 pm

d: Edgar Wright
w: Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright

The tremendous buzz within the film/geek circles on the ‘net about this film had my expectations high, even though I wasn’t ever really sure what I was getting into. Yeah, zomies, comedy, romance… sure. But, I was expecting a spoof, which this most definitely wasn’t (thankfully). It’s a hard-core zombie film that starts off as a romantic comedy.
Think “From Dusk ‘Till Dawn” in terms of how a movie can divide itself, and you’ll kind of understand how this film comes together. Smartly written, directed, scored and edited to maximize the “jump” factor… it’s a fun film which goes deeper into the characters than films of this type normally deserve. It’s both a tribute to the intelligence of Romero’s films and it’s also now a peer of, as equally successful as the original Night, Dawn, and Day of the Dead.

Walking Tall

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 10:13 am

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d: Kevin Bray
w: David Klass based on a screenplay by Mort Briskin

The Rock is, above all things, a very charming fellow. He’s by no means a serious actor, but he’s a damn fine entertainer. Unfortunately, Walking Tall is a tv-movie-of-the-week film, with it’s cartoon violence, thin tokenist characters, and weakly formulaic script. In all its mindless revelry it makes the brave effort of trying to convey a message (they would have done just as well if the Rock did a “PSA” at the end like they used to do on the GI Joe cartoon) although the message of “being a good guy” is lost amidst the Rock bashing peoples brains in and engaging in a shootout Hannibal Smith would be proud of.
In fact, it was watching this film that made me realize the Rock would be the perfect B.A. Baracus in an A*Team film, because this movie follows their formula to every key.
It’s mercefully short and worth watching when it pops up on TBS Superstation and you have 90 minutes to kill.

01/10/2004

Melvin Goes To Dinner

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 4:59 pm

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d: Bob Odenkirk
w: Michael Blieden

A rare occurrence by Hollywood standards, Melvin Goes To Dinner is an adaptation of the play “The Phyro-Giants”, with the screenplay written by the playwright and starring the actors who performed the play on stage.
Though Mr. Show’s Bob Odenkirk gets directorial credit, he admits on one of the DVDs two commentary tracks that most of the credit should go to the stage manager of the play, as all he really did was bump the cameras. Really, most of the credit should go to Michael Blieden, who wrote, edited and is one of the four leads of the film (playing Melvin).
In its purest form, as a play, there was no real story. It was four people sitting down to dinner, their relationship to one another kept at a bit of a distance, and they conversed, like Jon Favreau’s “Dinner For Five” or, you know, real conversations you have over dinner with people you hardly know. As they progress in their conversations, and consume more wine, the topics become much more open and a little more heated.

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29/09/2004

Quick Takes II

Filed under: DeeVee, Sequential Art, Tele, mini-review — gkentetc @ 11:51 pm

A short review multimedia extravaganzaaar!

the 4400

A 6-epsiode mini-series currently running on Space (in Canada) on Wednesdays at 10:00.
The first episode premiered last week, a 2 hour pilot which laid out what the show was going to be about, a pretty generic television sci-fi show that bridges the anthology storytelling style of “the Outer Limits” with the government investigators of “X-Files” and the teenage drama of “Roswell” (or “Smallville”, perhaps).
Over the past 50+ years over 4400 people disappeared and were never seen from again… until now, when a mysterious ball of light flash freezes a lake in the northern United States and releases upon it the 4400 who havn’t aged a day since they were taken. The show regularly follows a handful of those that have returned, displaced from their lives, trying to cope with their new world, and the discovery of new capabilities. Each episode has a “guest star”, a one-off storyline which showcases another of the 4400.
It’s fairly standard drama, but it takes itself and the material seriously and, for the most part, deals with the emotions realistically. It’s better than most. DVD of the mini-series is out in December.

The Best of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

I used to be a big fan of Conan O’Brien’s Late Night show, staying up until 1:35 in the morning to watch it (because the Detroit NBC affiliate would run an episode of Jenny Jones in between Jay Leno and Conan), but more often taping it. I even have Triumph’s first appearance, and it didn’t take me long to catch onto “For Me To Poop On”. I liked Triumph immediately, but it was his report from the Westminster dog show that solidified Triumph as a true comedic genius.
The best of features 8 of Triumphs best skits from Conan, but it also collects the rest of his skits in the special features, although some are not presented in their entirety (which is a shame, especially the Triumph Christmas Special). But, really, it’s low brow mocking (and puppet-dog-humping) of easy targets from John Tesh to Bon Jovi to Star Wars geeks to prospective American Idol contestants… but utterly hilarious through and through.

An Evening With Kevin Smith

I used to be a big Kevin Smith fan (wow, deja vu), and to some degree I still am, but it was “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” and his overhyped work on “Green Arrow” that tainted the geek-god status with which I used to hold him. And yet, I sat through almost four hours of this 2-DVD set which is, to put it to basics, an egotistical, media-whorish, fanboys-only amalgamation of Smith’s Q&A sessions at a half dozen colleges throughout the US. And you know, I enjoyed every second of it.
Smith has a knack for speaking intelligently and crassly in the same breath. He stands up for his views but also apologizes for them by pretending to be a vulgar idiot. But the guy has purpose, he’s an entertainer and a provocateur… amidst the dick and fart jokes and pot culture he slips in a few messages. He’s a relatable speaker, sly, quick-witted and a damn fine storyteller.
It’s still watchable by fans only, but you don’t have to be a diehard fan…

The Notorious C.H.O.

Female comedians don’t get enough respect… I’ve heard the term “vaginal” used in describing a number of women’s stand-up acts. And all too often the complaint is their stand-up is “by women, for women”. The sexism inherent in comedy (and throughout the globe) is part of what Margaret Cho fights against… not overtly mind you. While she does speak her mind on any number of topics, from the political to the dangers of obsessing over body image, mostly she subverts by pushing all sorts of boundaries. Gay, bi, straight, leftist, right-wing, athiest, religious, Asian, Afro-Carribbean, Caucasian, Native… she pushes all boundaries, but not with insults, and not by observing differences, but instead by accepting the differences and then ignoring them.
She’s a smart comedian with a crass craft. What’s a joke about midget fisting supposed to prove? I dunno, but I feel a lot more tolerant of it now than ever before. Cho works on you, and doesn’t let up. Accept it she says, and move along. “The Notorious C.H.O.” isn’t as funny as her previous live film “I’m The One That I Want” but it still succeeds in bringing the laughs, and you come out of watching it feeling as enlightened as you were entertained.

The One: The Last Word In Superheroics

A 6-issue mini-series from the 1980’s, published by Marvel’s Epic imprint, “the One” is like a less successful version of Alan Moore’s “the Watchmen” (though it does predate Moore’s series). Writer and artist Rick Veitch pushes on a lot of the same buttons, dealing with the threat of nuclear holocaust and the Cold War through the use of super-heroes. After the malfunction of all the world’s warheads, America introduces its genetically altered heroes, pitting them againsts Russia’s mutated lackey. The lines of good and evil are erased, as neither country is presented as particularly glorious, and Veitch struggles with his debate over the validity of both democracy and socialism, and throws in a rather weak heaven and hell and garden of Eden parable in the end.
It’s a decent tale overall if told in a choppy manner, and unlike the timeless quality (and message) that “the Watchmen” had, “the One” seems permanently stuck in the 80’s… like “the Facts of Life”, “Quiet Riot” or “War Games”. The covers are clever, although generally I find Veitch’s art to be brutally ugly.
“The One” is now out in trade paperback from King Hell Press.

Quick Takes I

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 11:33 pm

I’ve been watching too many DVDs lately to actually pause and sit down and write about them, thus enter quick takes:

The Snow Walker

It’s your typical “white man reluctantly learns native culture and grows to love it” movie. However, this doesn’t beat you over the head with any message. An unassuming story with amazing visuals of the Canadian tundra.

Big Fish

In the midst of the lot of small-budget, starless films I’ve been watching lately, I was expecting the Tim Burton polish and Ewan McGregor’s charm to actually be to this film’s detriment. Try as I did, I could not dislike this film. It just got to me, I was entraptured. This film is pure storytelling, about storytelling, about a storyteller and it has everything Burton’s films have been lacking in the past ten years. A wonderful film that I didn’t want to end (so I’m going to buy the book it was based on).

Ran

Samurai, meet Shakespeare. Shakespeare, meet Samurai.
Ran is master filmmaker Akira Kurosawa’s rendition of King Lear, pulling the tragedy from old England, and putting it into turn-of-the-century Japan. Yeah, it’s 2 hours and 40 minutes long, and it not only needs every second, but deserves it. Battle sequences that put Gladiator and Troy to shame (hundreds upon hundreds of fully costumed extras). The colours and scenery aren’t as stylized as we’re used to from our epics today, but they’re very basic, traditional, and, jesus, functional.
The best case made for the public domain.

The House of Sand and Fog

A clerical mistake finds Jennifer Connelly being evicted from the house her father willed her, and the house is put up for auction.
Ben Kingsley, an ex-General in the Iranian army and now an immegrant struggling to survive, sees an opportunity to buy the house cheap and sell it for 4 times what he paid and move up his status of living for himself and his family.
Connelly wants her house back but goes about it the wrong way and Kingsley wants to always do the right thing but finds it too hard.
This is one intense film… it’s not suspensful instead it’s moralistically heavy. Who’s in the right? Who is wrong. Everything is so very grey (the visuals are very muted, nothing is bright)… it’s the most depressing film with Jennifer Connelly on a pier since Requiem For A Dream, and yet it’s a fantastic story and film.

Heater

In Winnepeg in the middle of the harsh winter, a crazy, frostbitten homeless man has an electric space heater which he tries to sell. Ben is an imposing yet ultimately gentle Native homeless man who is collected enough to suggest that they try to return the heater to Eatons for some much needed cash.
It’s a big dog/little dog show, sweet and interesting but sooo sloooooooow. It would have made a better short film.

24/09/2004

Garage Days

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 5:46 pm

d: Alexander Proyas
w: Dave Warner, Alex Proyas and Michael Udesky

(a lazy review)
It’s an “up and coming struggling band” film, and is rather typical of the sort… it tries to be a mix between the Commitments and Trainspotting, but unsuccessfully so. It’s rather dull to tell you the truth.
The local (Australian) live music scene floundering due to the prevelance of the “pokeys” (electronic poker machines) taking over the bars, and your regular assortment of band members (the tough chick, the everyman, the druggie drummer, and the depressed guy, as well as the expected extended families and incestual relationship within the band) struggle to get a break… which includes blackmailing (sorta) a big-time producer.
The whole film is bland, including the switcheroo of love interests within the band, and the “aspiring musician” thing just isn’t convincing (they aren’t looking to be a band, they’re looking to sell out… it’s so fakey and unengaging).
There seems to be a lack of direction in terms of story, however it’s visually very cool (the director is, afterall, Alex Proyas, he of Dark City and the Crow), but in the end it’s nothing but really a huge bit of fluff regurgitated by the cat.

21/09/2004

Roadkill/Elimination Dance

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 3:30 pm

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d: Bruce McDonald
w: Don McKellar, Bruce McDonald

Ultra-low budget, poorly acted, badly edited, and barely directed, Roadkill somehow persevered, garnering accolades at the 1990 Toronto Filmfest and a cult following since. Oh, and it also launched Bruce McDonald and Don McKellar to Canadian non-anonimity (as we don’t exactly have superstars in Canada… unless they play hockey of course).
Thankfully both men went on to much better things (almost immediately) following Roadkill. McDonalds films since have been bright, engaging and thought provoking… something which Roadkill doesn’t even seem to be striving for. McKellar’s work, as a writer (and sometimes director) has been phenomenal since then with engaging satires of various stages of the human condition, which I’m sure is something he was hoping for with Roadkill but it just never got there.

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20/09/2004

b. Fleischmann & Herbert Weixelbaum Present Duo505: Late

Filed under: On Disc, mini-review — gkentetc @ 4:07 pm

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Take 25 years of electronic music (yes, I know electronic music existed before that), Kraftwerk and Gary Numan really bolstering the scene; Orbital, the Orb, Aphex Twin and Autechre really solidifying it as legitimate genre; and modern torchholders like Daft Punk, Basement Jaxx, and even Radiohead. Take them all, extract the vocals, and then mash them together into a ball like play dough. This is “Late”, the album pairing b.Fleishmann and Herbert Weixelbaum (traditionally a guitarist) working their 505 sequencer until it smokes.
The 505 “groovebox” has been worked and reworked by artist after artist, and like any instrument, there’s only a limited amount of sounds you can extract from it. But likewise there are always people who somehow are able to recontextualize the sounds, transforming them into something reminiscent of the past and yet wholeheartedly different.

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Touching The Void

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 3:33 pm

d: Kevin Macdonald
w: Joe Simpson (novel)

It’s not a straight documentary, and it’s not the adaptation of a novel, and it’s definitely not one of those “based on a true story” movies… it is a true story, told from the perspective of the three men involved by the three men involved. Yes it was a book, but more that that, it really happened, and despite the fact that the film takes the first hand recounting of the events in question and intersplices them with reenacted footage of the situation, it doesn’t diminish the impact the film has.
Joe and Simon were two relative strangers who partnered up to take on some challenging climbs. When they decided to tackle the Siula Grande in the Peruvian Andes - a mountain that’s legendary (or since become) in the climbers circle as one of the most harrowing - well, their journey went as disaterously as can be expected (especially since they made a movie out of it).

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19/09/2004

Shaolin Soccer

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 7:00 pm

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d: Stephen Chow
w: Stephen Chow, Kan-Cheung Tsang

Shaolin Soccer, when you boil it down to its essence, is a damn silly movie, full of larger than life characters who use their super-powers to play soccer.
Okay, yeah, they aren’t really super powers but instead the strengths granted to them by their practice of shaolin kung-fu.
A family of six brothers, eached trained to strengthen an individual part of their body (eldest brother is Iron Head, little brother #6 is Weight Vest), are all down on their luck, bumbling fools who just can’t seem to get it together (although eldest brother #3 seems to be doing well enough with a stock market job and a family we never see). When a disgraced former pro-footie wants to show his evil ex-teammate-cum-boss that he’s still a formidable opponent, he reunites the brothers to create the ultimate team.

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Femme Fatale

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 6:48 pm

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d, w: Brian de Palma

I had actually heard some good things about this 2002 film from legendary(?) director Brian de Palma. I can’t exactly remeber what it was I’d heard, or who had said it, but I was in the mood for some light, unchallenging and borderline unwatchable fare, and yup, it delivered.
Under the guise of “sexy film noire”, de Palma tries to define the phrase “femme fatale” with (need I remind you, model-turned-actress) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, having her cavort around in nearly nothing, seducing women and men with equal zeal, and be as dupicitous as any conniving film noir vixen should be. And shes got some weird multiple personality or hidden past or something which explains it all. I dunno.

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14/09/2004

Word Freak

Filed under: Pages, mini-review — gkentetc @ 10:38 am

by Stefan Fatsis

The subtitle on this work of non-fiction is “Heartbreak, Triumph, Genius, and Obsession in the World of Competitive SCRABBLE Players”.
I can hear you scream out now, sarcastically mind you, “OH BOY! A book on Competitive SCRABBLE! Let me at it!” I know, I probably would have had the same reaction two years ago, but then a couple things happened.
First, I got caught up in the “literati” (a SCRABBLE knock off) scene on Yahoo games with some friends for a time, then Emma’s mother and I started bonding over the SCRABBLE board when she found out I liked to play (she even gave me a board of my own), and finally, Carla got me tickets to the film Word Wars at the Hot Docs festival earlier this year.
That documentary film by Eric Chaikin and Julian Petrillo was partially inspired by the book “Work Freak” I found out. The film introduced me to the world of the “expert SCRABBLE circuit” and particularly to the personalities of “GI” Joel Sherman (the man of 1000 maladies), Matt Graham (the surly pill-popping comedian); Marlon Hill (the boisterous brother from Baltimore); and Joel Edley (the zen master of SCRABBLE). These men - real men - appear more as characters on screen with such exaggerated neuroses that you’d be sure they were made up by some writer. They were so unique, such interesting personalities, Marlon and Matt a very odd Odd Couple, Edley the most dispised (and envied) man in the game, and GI Joel, so much larger (and weirder) than life. These guys were so much fun and so interesting to watch (and the film make a case for the validity of SCRABBLE as a competitive sport, much like chess) that I was interested and wanted to know more.
In steps this book.

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13/09/2004

Les Triplettes de Belleville

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 1:07 pm

d, w: Sylvain Chomet

My one regret in watching Les Triplettes de Belleville (english translation: the Triplets of Belleville) on DVD this past weekend is that I didn’t watch it in the theatre instead.
Obviously jumping on the bandwagon quite late in the game in singing this films praises, but still, I can’t help it. This was the best animated film I think I’ve ever seen. Yes, better than Finding Nemo and Princess Mononoke. Far better that pap like Shrek and Ice Age. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “family entertainment” but it’s really an accessable film, by the sheer fact that it’s virtually dialogue free.

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The Coffin

Filed under: Sequential Art, mini-review — gkentetc @ 11:33 am

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writer: Phil Hester
artist: Mike Huddleston

Phil Hester is best known on the comics scene as an artist, recently on a long run of the successful Green Arrow relaunch (with Kevin Smith, Brad Metzler and Judd Winick on writing chores). He’s been around for years, and he’s a solid storyteller with his pencils even if his art is a little bland. But artists-turned-writers, akin to musicians-turned-actors rarely get the credit they deserve, and dammit, Hester can tell a good story.
“The Coffin” is the first of Hester’s written work I’ve read, and it’s not as light as some artists’ first ventures. He tackles heaven, hell, the devil and the soul, as well as wealth, power, greed and irresponsible parenting. It’s a heavy tale disguised in the form of a sci-fi/superhero comic.

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08/09/2004

Intolerable Cruelty

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 9:15 pm

d: Joel Coen
w: Robert Ramsey & Matthew Stone, with Ethan & Joel Coen

When a Coen Brothers film succeeds, that film will be one of the best films ever made. Movies like Fargo, Miller’s Crossing, and the Big Lebowski all have everything going for them. Performances, visuals, scores, story, dialogue… everything works.
When a Coen Brothers film isn’t successful it still manages to push the boundaries of cinema, exceed the limits of predictability, and completely ignore convention. Films like Barton Fink, The Hudsucker Proxy and this film, Intolerable Cruelty, while not the peak of cinema, are certainly more watchable and interesting than the latest Adam Sandler or Jackie Chan flick (it’s a sad state of affairs when Jackie Chan is known as a stale genre of film).

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