geekent’s stuff’n things

30/08/2007

“The worst among us speak for the best”

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 2:38 pm

- Roger Ebert
Ebert uses the new movie “September Dawn” as a forum for him to discuss his opinion on religious fanaticism, from which the above quote comes. An interesting provocation from what sounds like a dreadful film. At least something good came out of it.
He also has a couple of interesting posts up on his site about the shaky-cam phenomenon (which, for me, first reared it’s ugly, nauseating head during the Blair Witch Project). Also linked is this denouncement of The Bourne Ultimatum director Paul Greengrass’ quick-cut stye… interesting reading.

The Monarch!

In a follow-up to the previous post, here’s a photo of the lads I saw at Fan Expo dressed as henchmen #21 and #28, with one Dr. Girlfriend posed between them.
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Thanks to Jordan for providing the snap. That’s incredibly wicked. (Did do the “Ray Romano” voice all day too? LOL).
For those not in the know, go pick up either volume of the Venture Bros. cartoon… easily the best action/superhero/comedy/adventure cartoon ever made.
I’m still a little disappointed that the “THE MONARCH” logo t-shirts were sold out of my size a the con too…
bummer.

IKEA fatigue

The wife and I received a nice pool of money with which to go shopping at IKEA, where we were buying a wall of shelving and a wardrobe. We went on Tuesday, an Autoshare van booked for a few hours, and proceeded to consume!
Stymie #1: the wardrobe we had picked out of the catalogue turned out to no be what we thought and another hour of rethinking and measuring
Stymie #2: pulling the full wall of bookshelves from the warehouse turned out to be a greater pain in the ass than I had though it would, and where one of the needed pieces was supposed to be was instead an empty skid. Blah. Plus it was 10 minutes past close and we were feeling the rush to GTFO.
Stymie #3: upon arriving home and dropping things off, I realized that we only got two instead of the three height extenders that we needed. Grr.
Stymie #4: when I was assembling yesterday I discovered that the single bookshelf I had bought (most of the others were double shelves) was the wrong depth (20cm instead of 40… grrr), which means I have to tape the box back up and return it… good thing I already have to go back
Stymie #5: in planning the wall of shelving I took into mind the display that IKEA had of the modular units, with sliding doors and whatnot. I configured things a little differently in my mind and it was only once everything was built that I realized I had the wrong configuration and the doors and sliding rails wouldn’t work as we had planned… in fact there’s not much we can do in the way of doors at this point (not without making TV watching very awkward) so we’re taking all the doors back too. Dumb!
Stymie #6: the bookshelves need to be fastened to the wall for safety reasons (especially with the potential of a six year old climbing them), so there’s a wacky little system these bookshelves have to affixing them to the wall. Unfortunately there’s crown molding along the baseboards which force the shelves out from the wall about 4 cm, so there’s no way to affix them to the wall the IKEA way. I got creative with an “L” bracket for the first shelf, but that was the only “L” bracket we had… fortunately, my folks called while I was in the midst and my dad suggested using some galvanized stripping to hold things in place. Good suggestion…
Stymie #7: Canadian Tire and its employees suck ass… completely useless the lot of them. It took me an hour to find what I needed, no thanks to any employees who a) either avoided customers like they were lepers, or b) would point the way and then dash off before follow-up questions could be had. Literally, my entire lunch hour was spent trying to find stripping and nobody helped me in the slightest… it was basically walking every tool and maintenance aisle that I found it. Flip off, Crappy Tire… flip off royally.
On the plus side, with the IKEA returns on Saturday we’ll be doing, we’ll now be able to buy new dining chairs… huzzah! Don’t grumble, give a whistle…

15/08/2007

Charlie Rose is spinning in his grave

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 1:48 pm

Just caught all six episodes of The Michael Showalter Showalter over at College Humor dot Com, and for fans of irreverent occasionally fraternal humor, it’s kinda fun. It’s basically The State and Stella troupe member Michael Showalter “interviewing” his friends (David Cross, Michael Ian Black, Paul Rudd) for four minutes with “side takes” ala Larry Sanders. Over the episodes you can tell that Showalter is actually developing a bit of a character, one that’s cash-stricken and a little egotistical and just not very good at his job… oh and his friends don’t seem to like him very much.
Looks like he does about one a month, so I’ll check back in another year and catch up, unless the College Humor site tanks by then…

mmmSte3k it

According to the Satellite News, the next volume of MST3K releases will feature:
episode 419- THE REBEL SET (with short: JOHNNY AT THE FAIR)
episode 504- SECRET AGENT SUPER DRAGON
episode 612- THE STARFIGHTERS
episode 811- PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR
Oh, the memories.

36!

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T for 2

Amazon.com has an arm called CustomFlix Labs (now CreateSpace) which allows users to create their own DVDs and CDs. An interesting idea, but this is an even better one: Jon Favreau’s Dinner for 5 (a no-pretenses talk-show where Favreau and four celebrity friends and/or colleagues sit down to dinner and discuss… whatever) will be the first TV show offering up their entire catalog and allowing the customer to select what episodes they want on DVD
I feel like Toast when I say this, but I had this idea a while back. The difference is my idea related to sketch comedy shows like Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, Kids In The Hall, or late-night talk shows like Letterman, Conan, Daily Show, Colbert Report, and they would put up their sketches and segments on-line and fans could pick and choose their own DVDs, make their own mixed DVDs to give to friends and the like.
Imagine if you could make a four hour DVD comedy mix for a friend with episodes of Harvey Birdman interspersed with segments from Wonder Showzen and Colbert Report, followed by D*ck in a Box from SNL and some Cabana Chat from Mad TV, and on, and on… I’d love it.
Hopefully SNL and others will catch onto this and offer up their wares on a create-your-own DVD… fantastic.

25/04/2007

slight

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 5:02 pm

So yeah I have nothing good to say about “We Will Rock You”. To paraphrase Statler and Waldorf: my favourite part was the end. If you have some spare money, I’d recommend a nice dinner followed by Hot Fuzz instead (if you want to make your own fuzz hot after that, that’s totally up to you).

24/04/2007

Nosebleed

Filed under: Food, Sporting goods, ent, geek, the body human — graigkent @ 4:12 pm

Huh… I had a nosebleed this morning. I don’t usually get nosebleeds… in fact, this was the first non-trauma-induced (often from clearing out the excessive nosehairs) nosebleed I’ve had, just an honest to gosh, out of control nosebleed. Weird.

they made it

Vancouver Canucks v. Anaheim Ducks
Go!

Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight

Aden and I have tickets to the Queen musical “We Will Rock You” tonight, going for a sexy dinner beforehand at the Senator(?). I’m wearing my new leather soled boots (they’re so awesome, and yes, I’m such a girl) and I’m happy. I like to have a splurgy night out once in a while.

Hail to the king baby

The campaign of the Aquamen to replace the Supermen on my desk at work is nearing completion. All that remains of the Supermen is Supergrover, 1950’s Superman Robot, and Beppo the Super-monkey (along with a tin Superman lunchbox).
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What’s nice about Aquaman is he seems to come in many different flavours, which is more than can be said about ol’ Clark Kent (sorry cuz’). My co-worker has the hawts for Aquaman… she’s got a thing for blonde men with big muscles.
Statements include:
“ooooh, look at the muscles”
“Oh, he’s so cuuuute”
“wow, look at those legs”
“I should get some of these for (her son), but really, for me”
“I wish I were a witch and I could make him real…”
(in a related story, this episode of the Rack explains my non-comic book reading coworker’s reaction perfectly, derived from the flap over Citizen Steel’s package)
Now, if these were in front of her on her desk, everyone would know why… I’m not really sure what my excuse is, other than I’d love an orange scaly tunic.

13/02/2007

bIronical

Filed under: Tele, blogwatch, catchy, ent — graigkent @ 12:27 pm

Comedian and Shawn of the Dead star/co-writer Simon Pegg examines the differences in American and British humour. Most of the discussion centers on the use of irony (and Pegg ingeniously utilizes the metaphor of tea time to explain it). It also probes into television grounds which I just explored in the previous post, and has some relevance on my selections below, if after the fact.

Old Man Silver Man v. Crazy Opto Man

Ah, youtube… you bring such joy. Like local CITY TV hero Peter Silverman (a consumer advocate who investigates claims of rip-offs) squaring off against a scam artist optometrist … an encounter that escalated to police involvement (emergency task force) and made its way to CNN.

This is In Your Interest

In other strange media stories, here’s what happens when you lose the audio on your news story about Eagles… in St. Louis at least: musical hilarity ensues. It actually aired, but youtube is bringing it to the masses…
(via GAK)

Cats aplenty

Holy craplitter, this one’s for the gang: One thousand, seven hundred plus pictures of cats
(also via GAK)

Meanwhile…

The afro-mentioned GAK is in Japan…he’s working, but also leisurely taking in Tokyo with his monocled image capturing device. TBIT should take interest in this one in particular (and he did, I see by the comments).

Back Back Back Backtalk

In other close friend news, Ryan is blogging again after a 3 month hiatus. Recently, he had a second back surgery and a 3-month stay in the hospital to recoup. Coincidence?
Ryan recounts his stay in this post which is both enlightening and really funny. He’s a remarkable guy.

03/02/2007

It’s not wise to upset a Wookie

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 5:30 pm

(via GAK)
“Chewbacca” arrested for head-butting tour guide
Meanwhile, in stock photo news, Chewie throws the ceremonial first pitch at a Red Sox v. Blue Jays game back in 2005. Nerdo!

17/10/2006

Various bits of random familiarity

Filed under: Food, In Theatre, Tele, Travel, ent, geek, random — graigkent @ 10:52 am

The Borat movie is out soon, and if you’ve seen the trailers (or if you’re at all familiar with “Da Ali G Show”, or even “The Daily Show”-style of field reporting) then you know what to expect: unsuspecting people encountering a larger-than-life character provoking them or making them uncomfortable. Borat is a “foreign” character from Kazakhstan, and the set-up of the film has him acting as roving reporter, investigating American culture for his homeland’s education. The typical North American’s response (at least initially, and generically speaking) to broken-English speakers is that they’re non-threatening, confused, simplistic to a degree, meaning we’re willing to cut them a lot more slack, which comedian Sacha Baron Cohen uses to his full advantage. It’s both exploitative and provocative, and, depending on your tastes, funny.
Having been a fan of this style of “unsuspecting” comedy for some time, most specifically the Daily Show’s poker-faced delivery of outrageous statements to people expecting serious interviews, I’ve always wondered what it’s like from the other side. Even though I laugh, I still say, “those poor people”. Well a Borat “victim” tells her side. To be honest, I’m surprised at how lacking in bitterness it is. In fact, the writer seems almost disappointed in herself that she got “duped” by Cohen, but it’s fascinating to see how the process happens.
I can’t make comment until I see the film, but one statement artist Linda Stein makes in her article is “for the sake of a cheap laugh, he chooses to reinforce the stereotype of women as the inferior sex, at the expense of women”. To me, this doesn’t sound like Cohen’s comedy, if anything, he usually attempts to provoke the opposite response… to make the reinforcing of stereotypes the joke worth laughing at, not the stereotype itself. Methinks the Stein is a little sensitive on the subject, but then, after seeing the film I may be inclined to agree with her. I don’t know.
What I do know is statements like “maybe it’s his way of gaining power over the childhood sting of religious animosity or the feelings of inferiority from a woman’s beating him at Scrabble” are just catty, and stem from a base of hurt feelings rather than intellectual commentary.
Borat’s page on the MySpaces

Going to Teatown

Yes. Going to London. Flight is booked. Aden’s flight is booked. Now all I have to do is prepare for work and figure out living arrangements.
Essentially, I get one week free accommodations (paid by me but reimbursed by work) and one week Aden and I need to foot ourselves. London, well, it’s not cheap. Hotels start at 89 GBP per night. That about $200 Canadian. Ouch. So plan one has work checking into a corporate apartment for the two weeks I’m there. If it’s cheaper for two weeks in a corp apt than one week at a hotel, then I’ll be doing that and all will be good.
Elsewise, I’m going to need to spend a week in a hostel. I know Liz runs a hostel, which is mighty convenient, so I’ll contact her about location. If it works out to be conveninent enough, I’ll stay at the hostel for the week I’m working, that way Aden and I can stay in the hotel on the corporate bill for the week following. Hopefully it works out.
I’m excited to see Liz and Mar and to meet the people I’ve been communicating with in London for three years now. As well, I might have a couple days to make a jaunt up to see my ex-pat Glaswegian friend which would be very cool… just need to make it back to London on Sunday to meet Aden at Heath Row or where ever we land when we fly across the pond.
I’m not really concerned about what I do during week 2 with Aden. I just think it’ll be so fantastic to swing London with her no matter what we do.

“In Search of Sasquatch” - That Was A Kickass “In Search Of…”

Geekout time. I was indoctrinated into the world of RPGs (Role Playing Games) this past weekend, for my first-ever participatory engagement. I met Aden while she was on hiatus from playing , but she’s been gaming for years and recently stepped back into her various gaming worlds. I’ve joined her on a couple of ventures and realized that spectating is interesting but participating would be a lot more fun.
The dynamics aren’t too difficult to understand, especially given my City of Heroes background, although some of the intricacies are still escaping me. The game I joined in on Sunday was Feng Shui, the action hero role play. I was told if I wanted to participate I’d need to think of an action star or character I wanted to base my persona off of. After a belabouring couple of minutes I linked myself six degrees from John McClane to Chewbacca. The moment I hit upon Chewbacca I said to myself “Me am not Chewbacca”, which is the opening line of “In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot” by Graham Roumeau, and I knew I had it.
I turned to Aden and said, “I’ma be Bigfoot”. She laughed a dismissive laugh, then double checked my expression. She had mistaken my wry smirk for joking before realizing what it actually was: excitement. She let out a groan, and tried to talk me out of it, but I can be stubborn with my silly ideas, and I decided to go for it. Besides, Bigfoot is an action star. He was the bad, bad monster in Rob Zombie/Steve Niles/Richard Corbin’s “Bigfoot” comic book mini-series, he was the short-lived drummer for Tenacious D, he’s a close relative of the Abominable Snowman who appears in Jonathan Richman’s neighbourhood supermarket and he was an antagonist for Lee Majors in the Six Million Dollar Man. Witness:
Steve Austin encounters Bigfoot… and rips his frackin’ arm off! That bionic man is a jerk.
Steve (now sporting ’stache) and Sasquatch meet again, although I’m seriously wondering why the Bigfoot episodes also feature Time Travellers. Makes no sense.
This is the conclusion to that episode of the Bionic Woman where Sasquatch saves the day. The Bionic Woman is hot, but oh so useless.
My Bigfoot rules. He’s based off of “supernatural creatures” template, is pretty strong, incredibly tough, fierce looking (he has a “power” called “Brain Shredder” which essentially makes the bad guys crap their pantaloons), and a nervous stomach (his other “ability” is “nauseating chunks” which means he throws up some ugly stuff and everyone in radius gets sick around him… potent). He’s not very bright, but he’s learning English and human ways (thanks to the Hendersons and Steve Austin, he’s familiar with human nature in some respects) and he was at one point “cursed” with human appearance so he kind of looks like classic Hank McCoy (a bit of a mongoloid Alec Baldwin) when he’s not all big and hairy.
He’s fun.

Yes, we have no bananas

The quiet war against black Sigatoka, the disease that threatens to wipe out banana crop globally. Imagine a world without bananas… poor monkeys.

06/10/2006

Amazong

Filed under: Tele, ent — graigkent @ 10:30 am

Looks like Amazon is now entering the downloadables game as well, although they don’t have downloadable games, but they do have downloadable movies and tv shows.
The Amazon Unbox is live and you can download tv shows from a multitude of networks episode by episode. With this and downloadables from iTunes, I think It’s the future of television programming, where tv shows don’t succeed or fail based on broadcast viewership alone, but also by download popularity. The Unbox doesn’t really have a whole lot going for it yet in terms of number of shows available and number of episodes of those shows to download, and it’s layout is pretty choppy, but with a simple and intuitive redesign, an increase in titles and perhaps a drop in price from $1.99 per episode to $1, maybe they’ll really be starting something huge.
Of course, this is a US consumer thing only (for now… perhaps the other regional amazon sites will be doing something similar if it takes off?).
The downside, each video comes with restrictions, like the BBC ones state:
Usage: US customers only. Your rental videos can be stored on your PC for 30 days. Once you press play, you have 7 days to watch each video before it expires.
System Requirements: Requires Windows XP. See full system requirements

Noteables:
Mythbusters - one of the shows I miss the most not having cable
Dr. Who - no, not the new season (which starts on CBC Monday at 7 or 8) but rather various seasons of the legendary show (seasons #s: 26, 22, 21, 19, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 7, 6, 5, 1) Crazy.
Coupling - all four seasons
Classic Trek - download only the watchable episodes!
Classic Twilight Zone - what a twist!
Comedy Central Stand-up - a lot cheaper than buying the bare-bones dvd releases (although, they probably don’t have those episodes available for $1.99 download)
Wonder Showzen -dirty, dirty puppets

02/10/2006

Sport fishing

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 11:30 am

Those who know me know I’m not the most… enthusiastic about sports. I’m more in line with the “… and leisure” part of the Trivial Pursuit card, and yet this:
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…this was fraking exciting. For her birthday from her Uncle and Aunt (I just realize that most people say “Aunt and Uncle”, placing the feminine before the masculine, as it took thought to turn them around) Ade got 2 tickets to the pregame Maple Leafs vs Red Wings (her favourite team) game for last night, and I, as the boyfriend, was default accompanyment (hooray for me in every sense). I’ve never been to an NHL game before, and Leafs tickets aren’t exactly the easiest thing to come by, so I was excited.
Even more exciting, we were front row, behind the glass, behind the goal. Flippin’ Airwolf! I didn’t have a team to root for, not being a regular follower of the hockey, but at the same time, it was one of the most exciting experiences I’ve ever had. Ade, being a Wings fan, but also having some hometown pride, was hoping for a tie, and for my first NHL live experience, not only did we end the three periods in a 2/2 tie, but we had a 4 on 4, 5 minute overtime period, and then a shootout which won the Red Wings the game, and to add to the excitement, the final shot was taken upstairs. Sooo good.
I was surprised at how much faster the game seems live than it does on tv, and the ACC really does a good job of providing between period entertainment. Overall the whole thing was over and done in under three hours and it just whipped on by like (not like snooze inducing bases-ball). I would do it again in a heartbeat.
I forgot my good camera, but took a bunch of shoddy phonecam pics which I’ll put on-line in the next day or two.

21/09/2006

missing thumb

Filed under: In Theatre, Tele, ent — graigkent @ 4:31 pm

My movie watching is down. Life’s business is partly to blame, and lack of funds allocated probably doesn’t help, but at the same time, I havn’t had the same enthusiasm for the theatre experience lately, and I realize that I’ve not even been keeping up on the new release schedule. I have no idea what new films came out last week, or the week before, or the week before that. I don’t know what’s coming out tomorrow or next week, and I can’t even think of a film I’m really excited to see that’s coming out soon (although I noticed posters for Terry Gilliam’s new film just went up, so that’s something). A lot of this dead enthusiasm is due, in part, to Roger Ebert’s absence from the critics scene. He was my Friday staple for new reviews, his biweekly Answer Man column always a fun read, and his weekly Great Films re-reviews were always worth noting. I must confess I’m not as much a cinephile without him. Get better soon Roger. I miss you.

My DVD watching is also way, way, way down. That’s primarily due to a lack of time to consume film, but also in large part to a very nasty TV on DVD habit that I have. I’m doing well in terms of consuming the things I got. The recent Adult Swim releases went down very easy, I’ve almost finished off the Flash set from January, and Brisco County Jr. and the animated Tick are getting consumed as a couple. I’m even managing to find enthusiasm for finishing up season 2 of Angel (but that one’s still slow pickings). I’ve got Surface on the backburner, and when Toast is done with Battlestar 2.5 I’ve got to set three days aside for consumption. But, also, I’ve got a love in my life who I want to share a lot of my favourites with, so I’m revisiting some greats, like Harvey Birdman and Arrested Development (with many others on the slate… this could take years…) so movies, well, they just don’t satisfy the same when 2 hours can get you 9 episodes of Space Ghost: Coast To Coast or 6 episodes of Scrubs or 3 episodes of Firefly. TV, you’re getting too good for your own good.
And have I mentioned I rarely ever watch anything on broadcast anymore and really don’t care (although I do miss Survivorman and Mythbusters like I’d miss half a foot). I’m looking forward to Heroes this season, but otherwise I’m giving the rest of the new season a pass. And after subjecting Ade to all my various discs of stuff, it’s only fair that I sit patiently while the Amazing Race runs its course (pun intended), and dammit if I didn’t actually enjoy the premiere.

31/08/2006

Aquaman Dance Party

Filed under: ent, geek — graigkent @ 11:29 pm

Classic Adult Swim from the late ’90’s


(those poor cows)
which leads to the non-Adult Swim Aquaman: The Music Video

I think I’m developing an unhealthy appreciation for this guy (being Aquaman).

20/08/2006

The espangol connection

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 12:24 am

Oh that imitatable accent. I present to you the fauxpanish greats:
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Dad (The Brak Show)
“I like the spandex because it makes each behind muscle look like a glorious small television.”
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Batmanuel (The Tick)
“Oh — yes, I thought I knew that scent! A soccer mommy! It’s my only weakness.”
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Antonio de Ribera Garcia Azul Falcón (’Blue’ to his friends) (Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law)
“expensive and beautiful silk pantygarments… for everyone!”
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Pepe (Muppets Tonight, and various films)
“You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!”
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Nacho and Esqueleto (Nacho Libre)
Nacho: “Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?”
Esqueleto: “No!”
Nacho: “So there’s this nun…”

Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
Nacho: Say it to my face!
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the world!
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I HATE THEM!

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Pedro (Napoleon Dynamite)
“They’re pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. “

15/08/2006

Passive mode

Filed under: DeeVee, Tele, ent, me me me — graigkent @ 5:21 pm

Every now and again I get way too oversaturated with “NOW” and “TODAY” and “keeping up with the Jones’s” and I just want to ingest the familiar, revisit what I already know, or rediscover things I’ve mostly forgotten. It’s hard, when one is continually in the midset of reviewing new things or always trying to “get there first” but every so often I just tap myself out, get oversaturated in the modern and need to escape into somethings past. I consume so much, all the time, that it does get hard to stay on top of it all, and I often don’t allow myself the luxury, while consuming things for the first time, to really understand or enjoy what I’m consuming. I’m doing a little of that now, though… it’s often easier when you get to share it with someone to whom its new, but sometimes it’s just time to take a peek in the past.
Recently I revisited the live-action “The Tick” series, consuming it in an evening, and loving every minute. Patrick Warburton delivers each line with flawless comedic timing and intonation. I know many fans of the cartoon were disappointed with the show, but I was never a fan of the cartoon (was without cable when it first aired so I rarely watched it) and was able to appreciate the show without preconceptions. It’s responsible for one of my favourite lines ever… after the Tick pops a fortune cookie in his mouth, he chews once or twice before reaching in and pulling out the fortune, stating with the surprise of a small child, “A secret message, from my teeth!”
I also just wrapped up two nights of watching Chronicles of Riddick. I was one of very few who actually enjoyed the film the first time around, and a few years later I think I actually enjoy and appreciate it more. It’s influences include Marvel Comics, role playing games (of which Vin Diesel is a player), Shakespearian drama, Roman culture and a swipe at the Catholic conversion. It’s got pretty set designs, some really cool fight sequences, masterful lighting, some sharp digital effects, and one of the most badass characters ever in Riddick. Yup, there are one or two highly improbable (even by their own sordid sci-fi logic standards) sequences, and the aging of Jack into Kira seems to have spanned more than the five years the movie alots, but those digressions aside, it’s a frickin’ fun ride. It’s like a three or four part mini-series with a trio or quartet of 1/2 hour episodes that have been strung together in a movie… the “Chronicles” really gives this away, as it’s not just one story, but a whole handful of stories that make up the whole. It didn’t exactly tank at the box office, but I don’t think it made its money back either. With the numerous repackagings of Riddick, Pitch Black and the Peter Cheung “Dark Fury” cartoon, surely it’s broken even by this point, but it’s still not bankable enough for another follow-up methinks. Too bad though, Riddick, like Snake Plissken before him, deserves more adventures.

06/07/2006

The Celebrity “Get-Out Of Relationship Jail Free” Card

Filed under: ent, geek, love or something like it — graigkent @ 12:34 am

For some reason that old “list 5 celebs that your significant other would let you sleep with” cliche has been a big topic of conversation amongst many friends and groupings of friends (including this guy) lately. I keep getting stuck at three, and Toast pointed out that it seems the women have generally been able to come up with their list of 5 a lot faster than the boys. Perhaps there’s just a monogomy to their top 5 that we lads just aren’t willing to commit to. Sure, we’ll commit to 3 out of 5, ’cause leaves two open for spur-of-the-moment potential.
Anyway, my three are, and have been for some time, in various orders (here alphabetically by first name): (1) Famke Janssen (2) Jennifer Connelly (3) Michelle Yeoh.
As for two more… well… shit.
(4) Audrey Tautou! Yes… must make that a fixture on the list.
… hrm… I waver in and out of celebrity crushes. And how big of a celebrity does this crush have to be. And could I have a whole band because the Organ just reaches inside me and twists me all around. But I suppose that’s cheating. Okay, sticking with actresses… Sigh. Maybe Rosario Dawson (that’s 5)… cause she’s a comic book geek…
There. We’ll see how long this sticks.
Of course a friend brought up fictional crushes, at which point She-Hulk is making the list.

20/06/2006

Sit Down, Stand Up

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 1:27 pm

Every so often I’ll go to the Rivoli on a Monday night for alt.Comedy lounge, which will feature anywhere from 8 to 15 comedians in one night, and for a pay-what-you-can cover (suggested $5), that’s a lot of laughs for your buck. I don’t know if I mind going to these things solo or not. It’s always nice to share a laugh with someone… just laughing together creates a sense of uniformity or belonging, or at least a retreat from isolation (Bruce McCulloch meditates on this as he looks at sitcom laugh tracks from an alien perspective on his “Drunk Baby Project” cd). At the same time, there’s nothing I find more awkward than laughing really hard at something and the person your with doesn’t get the joke and/or find the humour in it. I often feel distracted, even at a comedy movie, by whomever I’m there with, looking over to see if they find it funny too. Eugene MirmanAndy Blitz makes fun of this tendency when discussing Lincoln’s assassination, since the play Lincoln was watching when he was killed was a comedy (apparently). Mirman ponders that someone should have been looking that way wondering “What does Lincoln think? Does Lincoln think this is funny…oh, Lincoln look out!”
Last night’s roster, surprisingly, was almost a mirror of the roster I saw at the last Alt.Comedy lounge I attended (November 29/05). When I saw them then, it was new material night, so it was interesting to see how many of the jokes I had already heard… and how many of them were worth hearing again. Each comic gets about 7-10 minutes, while the emcee does bits before and after the break as well as intros each act. A bit of a run-down of the roster:
Debra DiGiovanni - Acting as MC for the evening (as she did at the last show I was at).. the woman is gifted. She has a natural ability to coherently ramble, and her self-depricating humour inspires laughs every time, rather than mood-killing sympathy. I don’t know how much of what she talks about is routine and how much is just her natural ability to run at the mouth… probably a mix of both. She starts the evening off on a high note.

Jay Malone
- Compared to Debra’s hyperactive verbosity, Malone’s set was like walking through tar. I guess someone had to bring the pacing down, and Malone is amusing, but a little obvious at times… you can see where the jokes are going. Funny but no surprises. Apparently he’s moving to LA.
Perry Perlmutar - I don’t know how long he’s been doing stand-up but he still seems relatively new at it. I saw Perry perform last time as well, and I had the same feeling then. He’s funny, but he’s not hysterical. He’s charming though, in that seems-like-a-nice-guy-you-want-him-to-succeed kind of way. I enjoyed his Mom & AC/DC bit, but he mines the ESL class he teaches for material which I’m not sure is funny or lazy. If anything I don’t think he pushes it far enough. Oh, and he looks like a shorter version of Foo Fighter Dave Grohl, not that that has any relevance.
Fraser Young - While travelling around Ontario in 2001, I was staying with at a friend’s place near Ottawa. While she was at work I pressed play on her vcr (just curious as to what was in there) and there was the Cream Of Comedy 1999 showcase. This is where I first saw Frasier perform (and he won the Tim Sims Encouragement Fund beating, thankfully, Jessica Holmes… it’s a shame that she went on to be more prominent though) and he immediately became one of my favourites. His humour is as much in his delivery as it is in his jokes, sounding like Mitch Hedburg in his delivery, but less high and telling more long-form jokes. He can go on a 5-minute rant about childkilling and still keep the crowd in stitches. That’s talent. He has a new cd called “everyone loves a smug bastard”.
Mark Forward - it’s sad that I needed to look him up on-line to remember who he was. He’s got a weird act. He comes out acting nervous and/or mildly retarded, then bursts into a routine that involves a lot of screaming. He’s funny, but inconsistant in how he presents himself… he’s like a slow building song, but one that starts off as a kids rhyme and winds up a free-form jazz session.
Laurie Elliott - Oh, she’s dirty… salacious even. Sometimes you just don’t expect it, but it’s that off-guardedness that makes her funny. She didn’t really have the usual energy behind her jokes tonight, but still, the racyness of it, and her ablity to put forth all her faults in a proud manner is amusing, if occasionally off-putting.
Sean Cullen - the first surprise guest of the evening, one of my favourite comedians ever, Sean came out to work on his stand-up skills since I think he’s fallen into the musical theatre trap since the Producers (in fact he talked about falling into the musical trap and went on a riff about appearing in Cats as the only human performer amidst actual cats in cat suits, it’s sequel Bats, and the third of the trilogy, Lats about both Latveria and the latissimus dorsi). Cullens whole set was off-the-cuff and evidently so… but he’s a gifted and intelligent improviser and even when stammering he can be funny. His riffing on worshipping Zeus fell flat at first, but he parlayed it into comedy gold when talking about “What Would Zeus Do”. Still love him.
And that was just the first half.
Jon Dore - Yup, he’s that comedian on Canadian Idol. While he seems Jim Carrey-ish on that show, his stage act is miles more intelligent, or at least more adult…. more for adults… he does have a juvenile streak in. With a devilish glint in his eye, he tells his jokes expecting an equal amount of laughs and outrage. He’s also resposible for one of my favourite quotes: “Racism is funny because it hurts people.” His closing gag involving a forgotten joke is delightfully conceptual (I actually saw him do this last time as well but it’s ingenious) and he works it brilliantly.
Alan Park - Now a member of the Royal Canadian Air Farce, he’s a hard comedian to like (maybe because of, but not likely). He’s caustic, abrasive, and surly… and it’s more of a detractor than a boon. He seems to either loathe his audience or feel superior to them. His humour often is based on politics but his take is more depressing than funny. He does have a great bit about Coronation Street though… they had it comin’ to ‘em!
Alex Nussbaum - one of the stars of the unfortunate and unfunny Comedy Now (the Bizarre of our times), Nussbaum actually is an amusing stand-up and performer. None of his material really sticks in my mind, but he’s sort of the perfect disposable entertainer. He doesn’t challenge you but he doesn’t dive into the easy material either.
Nile Seguin - Nile not only has a whimsical candor, but he is also intelligent, cunning, canny, sly, satirical, and sardonic amongst other adjectives. His stand-up pulls from personal experiences, from headlines, from time tested subject matter like race and religion and even irreverence. The guy is talented, and funny. His set, out of all of them this evening, seemed too short. His new one-man revue Evil is the New Good comes to Toronto’s Glen Morris Theatre July 5 - 15.
Ron Sparks - Ron presents his comedy in a slow-burn fashion. He takes his time telling his jokes, never in a hurry to get to the finish, but never lacking in laughs along the way. He can sidetrack and get right back on the path, and his observational humour is of the too-fucked-up-to-be-fake variety. I didn’t really get much sense of what he’s like, his pacing minimized his impact. He has a great list of “the best insults he’s heard on the TTC”, which includes his insight of “he was so sick, I bet he died that night” which is really funny in context.
Tim Steeves - jutting between self-deprication and verbal assault isn’t Tim’s only trick, he can also riff off of an idea and be excessively funny at it, tossing in a plethora of pop culture references and then mixing a bit of himself, and a bit of theoretical “you” in as well. If the Rick Mercer Report is funny, chances are Tim Steeves had something to do with it (not that Mercer isn’t funny himself, just so much of what works on the show is what I see in Steeves’ stand-up). The guy had me hurting from laughing so hard, and he can turn a one-liner like nobody’s business but his own..
Shaun Majumder - the other surprise guest for the evening, Shaun on sabbatical from his LA life, showed the audience what a king of comedy is. The guy kills no matter what he does, and it’s all affectation, how he’s able to say it like no one else can. He’s developed an exaggerated stage persona which at times is over-the-top and at times disingenuous, and yet, he is always funny. I have a feeling Shaun could make reading the phone book a hilarious endeavor.
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What I’ve noticed about stand up is the different kind of performances people have. Some are completely personality based, while others are performance based (impersonations or whatnot). Still others work traditional punchline jokes, some work improv which merits from the gift of surprise, some do conceptual which depend wholly on execution, and others do irreverence. Some do a mix of these but those that hone themselves in one or a combination of two are the ones that can really make a name for themselves.
I found it interesting this evening, however, how many people told jokes that had to do with China, the Chinese, or the accent. And each time it delivered a strange lull in the room. Impersonating Russians or Hungarians is okay, but affecting a Chinese accent isn’t, and I wonder why that is.

01/05/2006

Segrid

Filed under: blogwatch, ent, muse-sick — graigkent @ 3:34 pm

My concert listing is looking like this:
May 4 - City Field @ the Drake presented by Chart magazine, with guests Sunriser, The Attics. $7 adv. $10 @ door. Starts 9:30
May 5 - Parkas cd/dvd release party @ Gladstone with guests Nathan Coles Outfit, Jack & Ginger(ex-By Divine Right)…Toronto RSVP Discount: It costs $10 to get in, but if you email your name to our pal Karolina to let her know you’re coming, it only costs $7! Email karolina.kluska[at]gmail.com and use the subject heading RSVP to save your first three bucks. Nothin’ to it.
The latest Parkas ep [The Scars To Prove It] is available now on Zunior
May 6 - Guy Terrifico DVD release party, featuring his Superfiendz including Matt Murphy, n other Flashing Lights ‘Guests’ @ 10:30. $10.00 adv. Hmmm… does this mean there’s going to be both a Superfriendz and Flashing Lights reunion? Too cool if so. Not to mention Murphy’s probably performing with City Field on Thursday. That’s like a quad dose of Matt. The DVD has been available for rent or purchase for about a month, and it’s a fun mocumentary (I reviewed the film here) with a great soundtrack.
May 19 - Islands w/ Frog Eyes, Sunset Rubdown, Cadence Weapon, Bus Driver (packed show!) $13

Filth and Fury

Mr. “I’m in Ireland” linked to Kevin Smith’s 9-part exposee on his boy Jason Mewes’ heroin and oxycontin addition. It’s a harrowing story that truly defies simplistic description. Smith’s obvious love for Jay is inspiring and heartbreaking as time and again Jay gets on the wagon and falls back off. To see someone through a crippling addiction like that for years on end, especially when it hurts you so much to see your friend like that, there’s got to be an incredible bond. As it’s noted, Smith is not only Jay’s best friend, but also like his father, and the dynamic is surprisingly evident. As difficult as it was to read, I can only imagine how difficult it was for Smith to live through it (not to mention Jay). The fact that he was able to get movies made amongst everything else he did during that time is surprising… most people it would weigh on them so much, just ekeing through life would be tough.
I don’t know if I would have the fortitude to stick by my friends if they repeatedly disappointed me as much as Jay did to Smith… that’s a pretty tight bond they have. It’s an incredibly engaging, inspiring, frightening and heart-wrenching story (I teared up more than once)… well worth a read, even if you don’t give a damn about Smith’s poop’n'fart joke movies.

burning Bush

Stephen Colbert gave a 1/2 hour presentation at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday. Mention was made on both Thursday’s Daily Show and Colbert Report episodes, but what I didn’t realize was that the President was actually going to be there.
Colbert, if you don’t know, satirizes the right-wing blowhard talk show host, taking the blind fury of a Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity or Joe Scarborough and pushing it many steps further into satirical idiocy. The question always has been though, does everyone get it. I’m almost certain that there’s people that watch that show thinking Colbert is the genuine article, that he’s really a Bush supporter, and that he actually believes the absurd b.s. that he spouts in the name of comedy. Looking at the crowd reaction from the Correspondent’s Dinner, some people get it, other’s get it and hate it and still others think he’s full of truthiness.
All I have to say, which is repeating Colbert’s mantra, man’s got balls. He stands up there, mere feet away from the President and lampoons his entire administration and presidental career TO HIS FACE. Balls. Big brass ones. He gets up there, in character, and goes for it, full on. I love the look of the reporters in the audience who are stunned by what he says. I’m half-amazed they didn’t pull the plug on him the moment he went for the “shoot him in the face” gag.
Watch it. It’s subversive brilliance, and I’m certain Bush was, at least in part, oblivious to the humour.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

01/04/2006

conversation topics

Filed under: catchy, ent, random — graigkent @ 3:09 pm

A solid 6 hours of sleep. It’s Saturday, why am I up already?
calcified stone baby [made incredibly geeky "stone armor tanker" joke]
This is a fetus that was never delivered and because of the body began to calcify it to protect itself, or something.
Also called a lithopedion
(from Marmy
Yo-yos were orginally created as a weapon in the Philippines… or maybe not exactly.
(crib from Wikipedia)

Contrary to popular myth, there is no evidence that the yo-yo is derived from, nor even existed in any form intended for use as a weapon. While the impact generated by a yo-yo could indeed be rendered deadly with the addition of sharpened edges, the difficulty of safely retrieving it would render such a device somewhat impractical. This rumor likely originated in the Philippines, where hunters in the 16th century used sharp rocks with strings attached to kill prey from trees. The development of the modern yo-yo began in the Philippines at around this time, which is probably the source of the confusion.

Real-Time Movies, or movies that run 1 minute of story per 1 minute of screen time:
(they say that the tv show “24″ does this, but seeing as I don’t watch the show and knowing that standard “hour long” tv shows only run 42-46 minutes, I’m inclined to think “24″ is really only, like, “17.5″)
Nick Of Time (1995) Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken
Miracle Mile (1986) Anthony Edwards (the first 20 minutes aren’t)
High Noon (1952) Gary Cooper, Lloyd Bridges
Rope (1948) dir. Alfred Hitchcock, James Stewart
Timecode (2000) dir. Mike Figgis,
Russian Ark (2002)
Running TIme (1997) Bruce Campbell
Cleo from 5 to 7 (1961) (French: Cléo de 5 à 7)
Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) Walter Matthau
Two Girls and a Guy (1997) Heather Graham, Robert Downey Jr.
Fail-Safe (1964) Remade for TV by Stephen Frears and George Clooney in 2000 and performed live
What Happened Was… (1994)
My Dinner With Andre (1981) Wallace Shawn, Andre Gregory
Run Lola Run (1998) retells the same 20 minutes of story in near-real time three times
Rabid Dogs (1974) dir. Mario Bava
The Set-Up (1949) dir. Robert Wise
Andy Warhol’s Empire (1964) 8 hours of one shot of the Empire State Building. Wee

02/02/2006

shit

Filed under: ent, love or something like it, muse-sick, ramble, random — graigkent @ 11:22 am

Word from Warren Ellis is that Seth Fisher died yesterday.
Shit.
If you don’t know who Seth Fisher is, he was the genius artist behind such works as Green Lantern: Willworld, Happydale; Legends of the Dark Knight: Snow; and Fantastic Four/Iron Man: Big In Japan - the final issue of which came out yesterday.
BigInJapancvr.jpg
He was brilliant, and he will be missed.

the not shit

In less non sombre news, Genndy Tartakovski is directing a sequel to the Dark Crystal. Before Henson purists get up in arms, I would like you to explore Tartakovski’s creations of Dexter’s Lab, Samurai Jack, and the Star Wars:Clone Wars cartoons, and then try to not be excited.

the just plain weird

If you remember my new year’s story, well, apparently, word from my friend is she wants my number. Actually, word from my friend was:
Friend - (Big smile) “Did you get a call recently?”
Me - (Noticing his shit-eating grin) “Nnnnoooo… why.”
He - “I gave (her name) your number.”
Me - “Did you now.”
He - “She said you had exchanged numbers and that she lost yours, so I gave it to her.”
Me - “Didn’t happen.”
He - “Oh, well, sorry then.”
Me - “That’s okay, you probably don’t have my current number anyway. 647?”
He - (Checks blackberry, reads number).
Me - “That’s disconnected.”
He - “Well do you want me to give it to her, or just tell her you said ‘fuck off’” (laughs)
Me - “Well, don’t say that…”
He - “She’s a nice girl. You should go for it. (Her brother) won’t mind, if that’s what you’re worried about.”
Me- “Uh huh. Uhh, how about I get back to you on that?”
right.

Earworm - 02/02/06

“I look good and you look good but not as good as me”
-Buck 65

learn something new

I mistook swamp gas for ball lightning. Both are commonly mistaken as UFOs (but probably not as often for each other).

oh man

I hadn’t realized Chris Penn died too…

25/01/2006

Aims of the sicky-head

Filed under: Get A Life, Silly Things To Do, blogwatch, ent, the body human — graigkent @ 4:38 pm

Felt it coming on Monday (probably as a result of my non-food eating/3-hour journey through gribblies-central Ikea on Sunday) and tried to stave it off with the echinacia and vitamins and copious amounts of tea and water, alas, the bug got me and I took yesterday away. The day was spent chilling out, drinking pots of tea, watching The Flash and Calimari Wrestler on DVD (reviews to come), monitoring the work I was missing for emergency situations, and playing some City of Heroes. I always feel guilty for taking sick days, but today I feel better for it, although I’m still drinking way too much and peeing all the time.
I also got a massive case of the munchies last night, and spent the majority of the hour between 11pm and 12am munching down on cheese (mmm chevre) and crackers. Odd that.

Ellis don

Warren Ellis is a grumpy old man in training, a cantankerous old fart waiting in the wings. He’s also one of the comic mediums best and most prominent writers, and he’s obtained and maintained a huge on-line following through is various web efforts like the old “Warren Ellis Forum” and the current The Engine. He’s also got a plus-sized mailing list of tens of thousands where he writes nuggets of surl like this:

Doesn’t Stephen Harper look like the kind of actor a US or US-but-
produced-in-Canada TV show uses as the bad guy when they can’t afford a British actor?

(Which, when David Warner is still working, is kind of unimaginable. But still.)

You know the kind of guy. Grey hair, so white you can practically see through his skin into his circulatory system, with the kind of unblinking half-glower that let’s you know that no matter what he’s talking about, he’s actually thinking
about shoving pregnant lesbians tits-first into a woodchipper. He’s the white guy in the suit whose last job was sitting behind a big desk condemning Tia Carrere to death in an episode of RELIC HUNTER.

Paul Martin should never have let on that he was desperate. And now he’s in the bin and you’re ruled by the guy who plays Creepy Vice-President in Sci-Fi Channel shows.

He’s crotchity, but I still like him. Go buy his books. “Nextwave” and “Blackgas” both debut on stands today. The first issue of “Book3: Ultimate Extinction” came out last week (both Book1: Ultimate Nightmare, and Book2: Ultimate Secret are out in trade). “Fell” and “Desolation Jones” come out often enough and his Apparat Singles Collection came out two weeks ago. His infamous “Transmetropolitan” is still available in 10 handy collected editions.

blog tv

The loverly Freakgirl has entered into the realm of multimedia anti-star, as a snippet of her blog was turned into a, erm, blipvert (to steal from Max Headroom and for lack of a better term) on CBC’s Zed TV (enter in “freakgirl” in the search string, click on “watch” and violin! there you are).
Congrats!

dateup

The basement is still a mess, no word on when the drywall people are coming in. Colour me frustrated.

serenity

This morning as I was walking into work I saw two pigeons standing on a manhole cover drinking from the shallow pool of water it held, their heads slightly touching. It was very cute.

silly things to do

by me - 25.01.06
find a pen, stick it in your ear, but not too far. Just far enough that it stays in.
Find another pen… well, what do you know, you have another ear. Two more pens will fit nicely up each nostril too. Now take great care not to trip or fall onto anything or else you’ll wind up hurting yourself. For the coup de gras, shower yourself with eraser shavings (you may have to make your own eraser shavings, and it’s simple… find an eraser, and start erasing until the eraser is all gone or else your fingers are cramped and bleeding). Science is fun.

23/01/2006

Electioneering

Filed under: Tele, ent, geek, random — graigkent @ 4:01 pm

Whether you like your candidates or not, go out and vote today. Spoil your ballot if you must but at least show youself.

Frick yeah

The Animated The Tick is coming to DVD, finally… at some point.

Pictures

My Dad sent me some digital pics from Christmas, and I saw some family memebers I havn’t seen for years. My uncle has gotten very grey, and his resemblance to my Grandmother is starting to show, which is unexpected. Also in the corner of the picture is my cousin, whom at 16 is unrecognizable from whenever I last saw her (which at this point might’ve been the late ’90s). Strange how the years pass by.

SILLY THINGS TO DO

by me - 23.01.06
Go to the butcher. Buy their finest steak. Take home. Get bowl. Get an egg. Crack the egg into the bowl. Beat the egg with a fork until frothy. Toss in the steak. Coat both sides. Remove steak. Coat with oregano. Let sit. Prep the barbecue. Once warm take the oregano steak outside. Toss the steak onto the roof of your house. Go back inside. Get the bowl with the egg. Take outside. Pour egg directly onto the grill. Turn grill off. Let cool. Go back inside. Order pizza. Turn off all lights. Wait. When the doorbell rings, don’t answer the door. When the phone rings, don’t pick up. Pass out on the floor in front of the door. Wake up in the middle of the night, hungry.

“Hands” The Manos of Fate

There’s a very thorough recap of The Movie over at Agony Booth

. It’s so thorough that it takes about as long to read the recap as it does to watch the film.
Via the Agony Booth, I also found
this interview with a cast member and a crew member talking about their experience and the origin of “Manos”.
And there’s also the follow-up, Growing up Manos, which interviews little Debbie from the moview, all growed up now. Apparently her father played The Master and the director/writer/Mike played her father. Wonky.
Oh, and I registered Manos: The Hands of Fate as an official supergroup in City of Villains yesterday. My character, Bride of Manos, is joined by The Will Of Manos, The Fury of Manos, The Rage of Manos, and Wrath of Manos. Although I think I got the name wrong as we’re supposed to be, I believe “The Hands of Manos”, with “Manos” traslating to “Hands” thus us being “The Hands of Hands”. I confused.
Charge!

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