1) new favourite alcoholic drink involves chocolate milk, baileys and vodka
2) working on a list of favourite things. havn’t gotten very far. cause I keep forgetting. apparently working on a list of favourite things isn’t one of my favourite things.
3) i have new ’special features’ i’d like to enact on the blog, but i’m feeling especially lazy
4) ploughed through (reading, not writing) 60 reviews, many of the same book, as thor’s comic column is auditioning new writers. it’s not an easy decision because there are a lot of really solid entries (at least half weren’t easily dismissable) but invariably we had to shortlist to four, and I picked my four. we’ll see what the other lads come up with. i’m excited to have some fresh blood on the team, although a couple of the guys are so good i’m almost afraid.
5) where’d all that back hair come from. seriously. where? and what purpose does it serve.
6) i’m growing a beard this week. the last time (and only other time) i had a beard was when i was unemployed (and started blogging) back in ‘02. it was a hit with the ladies, more than the unemployment was, I’d say.
7) when cuddling up to your dog and going to sleep, is it unusual to have dreams where you think you’re cuddled up next to a real person?
8) eating pogos for lunch every day has got to stop
9) i’m just a little kinda slightly just a tad wee bit sorta maybe like so-so smidgum bored right now. i have plenty of movies at my avail, much i could be reading or writing about, or take the dog for a walk or even sleep, but seriously, motivation is nil. i don’t even want to be writing this. perhaps more booze would help. hmm, fresca + _____ = crazy delicious
10) i just remembered that there was a time where i’d drink anything mixed with anything unless beer or tequila was involved. i wonder if that’s still true.
hmmm, mustard plus cointreau? let’s give’er a whirl.
11) i didn’t actually just do that. but i will if someone dares me. i’m an idiot
12) okay gross. this fresca is peach flavoured. since when is bloomin’ fresca peach flavoured? now it tastes like i’m drinking peach schnappes which is brining back horrid memories of the first time I got drunk (and then didn’t drink for another four years).
13) b.w.i
you figure it out
hmm, maybe this will be the next big blogging event. b.w.i night. yes, hear me now, the first annual b.w.i night is happening friday, april 7, 2006 hmmm, all i need now is to a) get a fancy graphic, b) get popular enough to spread the word around to legitimize this event so that people around the world will be choking back the booze and blogging all about it. perhaps i’ll also organize a party around it so that we can trade off blogging duties. for all i know there’s already an organized drunken blogging night that happens the first friday in april every year… well sod it… i’m doing it anyways as a call to arms or something.
the rules are simple: for every drink there must be a corresponding post
join me will you. or not. whatever. you’re your own person, your own worst enemy, your own relief pitcher if you catch my meaning which you probably don’t since i don’t even catch the meaning so if you do catch the meaning then cudo’s you’re officially a psychopath or genius or something.
14) psychopathy and genius are so easily confused, no?
15) welcome to barrie where dudes drive snowmobiles down the street and through your back yard. thanks assnut.
16) did i mention peach fresca is horrid. this dirnk won’t be over soon enoguh.
17) i left typing mistakes in there intentionally… more a sign of sloppy typing than drunkenness… perhaps also a sign of bad education and perpetual bedwetting, neither of which are afflictions of mine, just saying the perhapability is there is all.
18) made up word count this post to date: 6
19) i bought pants that accentuate my ass. it deserves it, my ass does. for all its hard work it deserves some attention
20) there’s a goddamn yogurt commercial for “activia” yogurt that implores you to “take the activa challenge” by eating their product every day for two weeks, the only thing is they don’t offer any benefits to actually eating their yogurt for two weeks. they just ask you to take the challenge. what the fuck!?
imagine if every commercial asked you to do that? take the ford challenge. just buy a ford and drive it until it wears out. it’s that easy.
take the subway franchise challenge. open up your own subway franchise and make a go of it for an undetermined length of time. it’s that easy.
take the do whatever commercials say challenge. for two weeks if a commercial asks you to do something, do it. it’s that easy.
hey, if you liked the activia challenge, the you’d love to take the geekent challenge. just read geekent.com every day for the rest of your life and if you aren’t satisfied, die unhappy. it’s that easy.
21) apparently “casino@mail.nu” thinks i have a “great site”. thanks casino@mail.nu for taking the geekent challenge. i’m sure you’ll maybe be happy-like
22) apparently all the cool cats are doing it. jowling. not recommended for those with sore necks.
23)i think i’ll watch the latest episodes of “the it crowd” again, because, damn, katherine parkinson is freakin hot
ta
24) back. thunder and lightning in february, oh my.
25) was just looking over some early blog entries from ‘02 and found this
If I were writing a story like that one where Hugh Jackman comes back in time from the victorian era and woos Meg Ryan, I would write it in such a fashion that this 17th century “nobleman” doesn’t have a fucking clue how to survive in the 20th century, has his horse shot down by the police, he’s on the lam for some reason, and winds up wasting away in the gutter somewhere.
the odd thing is this is pretty much how Grant Morrison kicked off Seven Soldiers: Shining Knight. Weird.
