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01/02/2007

Mooninites to DHS: “Our vertical leap is beyond all measurement”

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 10:59 am

“…and we’re excellent spellers.”
mooninite.jpg
Ha!
Saw this on the news last night and it made me laugh, hard. A marketing campaign for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie was mistaken for terrorist devices in Boston yesterday.
It is funny. Seriously, it’s funny.
I imagine for some people it’s not funny, but then those are the people that fear that they are individually targeted by Osama Bin Laden and respond exactly as the BushGov wishes them to respond to the perpetual notion that the nation is going to be bombarded by Agent Orange and dirty bombs. It’s been… 5 years, and what’s happened since? A lot of paranoia, a whole bunch of arrests and deportations (whether justified or not, we rarely find out) and a big screw-job on the American public by their government. Keeping them in line with fear so that they don’t see how poorly things are really running. It’s not funny living in fear, I’ll grant you that.
But the reason this story is funny is because the Mooninite giving the finger to the news media that perpetually hyped the terrorist threat for hours upon hours yesterday is probably the single finest capper to a news story this decade (and notice that in the above linked article, the finger is blurred out… oh you wacky, wacky people). The media had this coming. Egg on the face of Fox News and CNN should only further prove (especially considering CNN’s ties to Turner) how silly these News stations get, and how much influence they have in working up the populace into a panic.
Anyway, this is some awesome promotion for the ATHF movie. Probably shouldn’t be repeated though.

Other reports

Gizmodo shows us what the “device” actually looked like
Gothamist says the New York promotions were taken down, but with less fanfare (video also on page showing the placement of many of these guerrilla advertising signs)

“Boston officials could have avoided the emergency response drill if they only read bloggers or trolled Flickr”

The Daily News Editorial denounces the validity of urban marketing campaigns because someone overreacted. I’m sure if it was an advertisement for 24 or had the face of Jennifer Aniston, there would have been no reaction… but since it’s a niche-market character not widely recognized, well, ignorance played out as it did.
Suing Turner isn’t really the smart thing to do. Fining them for vandalizing, maybe, as this was, in essence a “high tech” (as “high tech” as a battery operated LED display can be) version of spraypaint tagging, but suing them for their own overreaction… well, I guess that’s the American way, isn’t it?
The implication that Turner intended to cause mass panic with “black boxes” is ignorant finger pointing. The quote above says it all. A quick google search would have solved a lot of problems.
Adult Swim apologizes to Boston…
Apparently they arrested the person who put up the signs in Boston… I don’t know, can you get arrested for graphitti?
“At some point, I’d love to see them arrest someone at Fox or CNN for inciting a panic before they have all the facts.”

25/04/2006

Frazzles, the channel 101 squirrell

Filed under: blogwatch, brainfreeze — graigkent @ 9:56 am

I’m almost hesitant to write about this, because my mother worries enough about me biking on the mean streets of Toronto as is, and I know I’m going to be hearing about this for a while… but… in the interests of sharing for the good of the people, I had my first major spill today. No blood, no bruises, no broken bones… just a lot of anger and a little lack of common sense.
I had a lovely strong tail wind this morning which would have pushed me along at a good clip had I not had to have stopped for every light along the way… stop/starting is one of the only things I really don’t like about my ride to work. Well, that and sometimes actually having to expend the energy. If you’ve biked Dundas West, then you know that it’s two lanes of become basically one after 9am, as the right lane is for parked cars. Usually my biggest danger is door prizes, but I’m always careful and always aware. Stopped at the lights at Dufferin, I was controlling my lane and I was the only vehicle in it. To my left was a white Pathfinder SUV, who gunned it when the lights went green. I was shoulder checking as I started to build up speed, looking ahead to the parked cars just past the immediate side street, when the Pathfinder suddenly veers in front of me and puts on his signal. I had little room to maneouver and barely any room to stop.
I hit the brakes.
I felt the back end of my bike lift.
I let go of everything.
I was in the air.
I watch my bike continue without me.
I believe I did a full 360 degree rotation, landing on my ass and palms.
I got up immediately, checked myself for injuries or sore spots, and then picked up my bike, looking for damage. The front brake had come unhinged but was an easy fix.
The Pathfinder backed up (almost running into me) and I walk around him. “WHAT THE FUCK!” I yell at him.
A cyclist who I had passed earlier was on the sidewalk, and he asked me if I was okay?
“I think so… nothing hurts.”
“How’s your bike”
“Seems fine. Brake’s unhinged but an easy fix.”
And then I turn to the guy in the pathfinder. He had pulled into the side street and had his door open. He didn’t step out.
“You okay?”
“FUCKING HELL!” I said. “If you’re going to turn, try putting on your signal to alert someone.”
“I was waiting for you to pass” he said.
“But you didn’t fucking wait. You cut me off”
I was so frazzled, and so angry I didn’t even want to look at him.
A lady came running out from the storefront. She asked first if I was okay and then if I got the guy’s license plate so if I wanted to report him. To be honest, I heard her words, but in my ire I couldn’t really respond. I was seething, and trying to hinge my front brake together again and see if anything else was wrecked.
The lady kept talking, saying how I should really get his plate, time, location, etc. The other cyclist said, “Dude, I saw it. He really cut you off.”
Eventually it sunk in. “Yeah…yeah. I should”
“Do you have pen and paper?” the lady asked.
“Yeah,” and I flipped my bag open, grabbing my pad and pen. I looked down the side street and I guess the guy was watching what we were doing, and as soon as he saw me open my bag, he turned down the back alley and jetted. The other cyclist took off after him, but returned soon and said “he’s gone”.
And that was basically it. I talked with the other guy about my bike for a few seconds, and he asked again if everything was okay. “Got to get back on the horse,” I said. He laughed and bade me good journey. I settled into the tailwind and managed to only hit one red along the way.
Lesson learned though. If you see an accident, don’t wait for the victim to take down the license plate of the offending vehicle. I got out of this one okay, but if I was laying there on the road, incapacitated, how would I be able to take down the driver’s info? Anyway, not a big deal. I imagine that asswipe had a pretty good scare… and apparently the spill looked really fucking cool. It actually felt pretty neat too.
I’m thankful for my gloves, helmet and my cycling bag as all three were likely what kept me injury free. I’m a little sore, but it’s in the same places I was sore when I woke up from my jog yesterday.
And mom, don’t worry.

tv me

Got a note in my email saying someone saw me on breakfast television today.
Apparently Maria’s blog was featured this morning, and right now there’s a really goofy picture of me and Eva (well, I’m goofy, not Eva) taken last Friday at the Duke of York where we met Maria’s friend Daniella who will be moving here from Mexico City this summer.
Twisty-mouth Graig sez, “Congrats on the exposure Maria…”

08/11/2004

Environ-man-t

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 9:36 pm

Did you know/Were you aware that dryer sheets and fabric softeners contain numerous chemicals which are excessively hazardous to your health? Though we’re exposed to these in only small doses, the reactions can cumulate over time causing respiratory damage, central nervous system impairment and various skin and allergy reactions.
You have a choice not to use dryer sheets and instead use easier and more economical/environmental solutions. I’m trying some, and I’ll let you know how it works.
Obviously, hang drying outside is easy, but apartment dwellers don’t really have the option most of the time. Static can be reduced if clothes aren’t fully dried in the drier and instead laid out on a rack.
Keeping 100% cottons separate from synthetic fibers (which cause morst of the static) will also help.
You can also stick a sheet of tinfoil in the dryer, apparently, and it will help negate static (I’m trying this right now).
Or you can pour a 1/2 cup of vinegar into the wash cycle. That smell, that’s a sweet smell.
**UPDATE**
The tinfoil itself worked okay, but things like polar fleece were still pretty static-filled. The vinegar in with the wash worked quite well and things actually feel a little softer because of for some reason. Combine the two and it’s all okay.
more info

Action fresh

Fuckin’ A(team)… Mr. T dolls and everything else T! (thanks Josie).

Vowels are free

This is a great Scrabble word finder. If only I used it in my last game it would have given me bRulziers (created from an existing R, two blanks, L,U,I,S and Z with the “B” blank landing on a double word score and the Z landing on a triple letter [it would have given me a score of 120 - 70+ 50pt bingo bonus] and I would have went out and won the game with my opponent stuck with a full rack)… Brulzies is another word for brulyies which I believe is a Scottish word for a loud argument. *meshrug*

06/10/2004

Chris Rock was right all along

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 11:32 am

Our office is one of international flavour… we’re like Baskin Robbins with 31 countries served or somesuch. Whenever a remote office is on a holiday they send out an email company wide to alert us to their closing, like Japan’s upcoming “Sports Day” or our “Thanksgiving”. As well, included in the email is a little discription of the history of the holiday.
Invariably, if you examine them all they’re all a little goofy, but some are just a little weirder than others… like this one:

Please note that the S

20/11/2003

not a pet peeve, just WRONG!

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 4:11 pm

Cellular phones are a plague on our society… really and truly.
Things wouldn’t be so bad if people didn’t use cell phones irresponsibly. You know, picking them up in the middle of dinner, trying to drive while conversing with one hand to your ear, ringing in movie theatres and plays and concerts and stand-up performances etc, people with no volume control, annoying rings, and all the rest.
But tops in the most irresponsible use of cell phones is (and not just cell phones, but portable phones at home as well) using them while going to the bathroom.
Seriously, nobody wants to even suspect that you’re taking a leak or even worse, excrementing while you’re on the phone with them… and there’s a whole bunch of audio clues that would tip someone off, especially in a non-domestic bathroom situation.
Case in point, I step into the 6th floor bathroom at work and behind the closed stall door a one-sided conversation is going on. Now, mind you, he could have been a crank-job, but I’m not sure how a crank-job would get into our fairly secure building.
Worse still, he wasn’t even using the stall as a secluded location to have his conversation. Nope, I definitely heard a *plop*… and if I heard it, then the other end of the phone heard it. And even if they didn’t hear that, they must have heard a) my urinal flush, b) me washing my hands, and c) me using the hair dryer.
Plus there’s the fact that bathrooms have a distinctive echo which is amplified when you’re in a stall.
Dude, that’s sick. Hope you drop your phone down there BEFORE you flush. Teach you a lesson.
Bet you wouldn’t be putting that phone to your ear anymore.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
This of course makes me recall the time honoured tradition of Phonebashing. Ahh, sweet smashy smashy relief.

28/11/2002

one of these things is not like the other: 163

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 1:11 pm

when blogs collide:
there’s only 6 ideas in the world:
great minds sink alike:
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery:
crappycat:
coincidence?:
monkey see, monkey do, monkey pee, monkey poo:
Compare and
contrast
Do not adjust your set.
Whose cuisine will reign supreme?
Black Vulcan? Why don’t they just call Aquaman “Whitefish”?

27/10/2002

-Do souls look like pickles?

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 9:59 am

-Do souls look like pickles?
-Aye, indeed they do.

23/09/2002

Agoraphobia

Filed under: Get A Life, brainfreeze — graigkent @ 12:48 pm

It’s amazing how different Canada is from the rest of the world.
First, we are a huge, huge country, with a very small population (something like 3.1 people per square kilometer, as opposed to the US which is 29.1 per, or the UK which is 242(!) per {see more})
Second, our immigrant population has a tendency to gravitate towards two major centers, Toronto and Vancouver, leaving much of the rest of the country stagnant. The exterior cities and towns (Sask, Man, Northern O, Maritimes) aren’t really getting much bigger, some even shrinking at a drastic rate. The idea is, however that Canada lends itself to traditionally smaller communities than, say, the US, which has 20 or 30 major cities with plus 1,000,000 populations (canada: 3).
The reason why that is, however is because small communities breed, not only smaller minds, but a whole wave of Agoraphobia, large crowds in public spaces to the tee of bigger cities seen as, well, scary and crime ridden.
I find it funny that people from smaller towns, myself included at one time, see Toronto as huge (which it is, it’s spirallingly vast), scary (debateable), busy (eh, sure), and dangerous (*w*)…
Speaking with friends, family, acquaintances, people at get togethers, etc from smaller places, they all have that similar view of Toronto… it’s really quite amusing to see. Then again, that’s the way I think about New York right now, having adequately conquered Toronto.
One of the things I’ve really come to understand about Toronto is, however, that it’s denziens truly do consider it to be the center of Canada, and once you’re inside the Southern Ontario vacuum sealed glass dome, nothing outside of Tornto matters any more… it’s true. Now Ontario politics finally make sense to me.
*note* there was really, no point to this rambling

14/09/2002

Bits and Pieces I Found On Scrap Bits And Pieces As I Was Cleaning Up

Filed under: brainfreeze, muse-sick — graigkent @ 12:12 am

“When life gives you lemons, shut up, eat ‘em and learn to enjoy ‘em. That way, the next time life tries to fuck you over, you’re prepared”
“When constant disappointment becomes the norm, it is no longer disappoinment, but the expected.”
“I care less about finding someone to fit my life, I’m just trying to find a life to fit.”
Deflagrate - To burn (or cause to burn) something rapidly and violently.
Headphone Overtone
Marz on Karaoke Kalk

06/09/2002

quote of the day

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 1:12 pm

from the trailer-park fire-spinner:
“owing an apology is no different from owing money. You don’t pay it back based on your idea of how the other person might react or what they might do with the money. You pay it back because you owe it.”
words to ponder:
thanks Jenny

05/09/2002

new phrase for people to use

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 1:06 pm

“Everything doesn’t have to be sex and donkeys you know.”
Is donkeys the proper plural for donkey?
Or is it donkies? Like monkeys or monkies?
English, you’re a shitty shitty language you know that?
oh, and btw, I created a new shorthand for IM chatting
*w* = whatever in that retro-1995 “Clueless” ‘tude sorta way.
I’m the king of great.

26/08/2002

comforter

Filed under: brainfreeze — graigkent @ 4:09 am

What’s more important? Safety or comfort?
Can you really be comfortable if you are not safe?
If I were worried, could I sleep?
A little inconvenience (hell even a big inconvenience) is worth even the smallest peace of mind.

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