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30/07/2003

whale rider.

Filed under: Cinema — gak @ 6:47 pm

whale rider still

the global influence of moviemaking collides with the old tradition of storytelling in whale rider, an adaptation of witi ihimaera’s new zealand novel based on one of the stories the maori have told for a thousand years.

koro, the leader of the paikea tribe, awaits the arrival of his successor; a male heir, fathered by his eldest son porourangi, to follow in his footsteps. the happy news of twins arriving is muted quickly as porourangi’s wife and the boy twin die, leaving the other twin, the girl pai, as the possible heir. the grief-stricken father flees, placing pai in the custody of koro and his wife (her grandmother). pai battles to win the favour and love of koro, who blames pai for the tribe’s continued downturn and searches for a new inheritor. as pai struggles to find herself, she finds nature and heritage collide…

the story told is an old one; a neglected offspring battles to be recognized and loved by her family with help from the outside. however, whale rider does this admirably, placing an emphasis on the letting the tale unfold naturally, without relying on schmaltz and obvious plot devices. the new zealand landscape is both gritty and beautiful as it’s obvious that the coastal tribe is remote and financially rough. niki caro directs the film in a straightforward fashion, guided along by the ethereal score by lisa gerrard. the entire cast and crew do an excellent job, particularly keisha castle-huges as the precocious pai and rawiri paratene as the stubborn koro.

the book is used in new zealand high schools as part of their reading courses, but for those of us outside the kiwiland, the movie serves as a brilliant introduction to the world of the maori, highlighting their language, traditions and beliefs. however, don’t expect this to be an english class filmstrip; whale rider succeeds on drawing us into a world by looking at one person’s story for identity as she’s carried through life on the knowledge of her ancestors.

23/07/2003

Cable Guy

Filed under: Tele, mini-review — gkentetc @ 11:18 pm

I’m watching Cable Guy on tele.
I love this film.
It’s a black comedy that’s just whacked. Jim Carrey as the lispy cable guy who stalks the “everyman” Matthew Broderick.
Directed by Ben Stiller, there’s small cameos by all his typical cohorts.
David Cross is in the boardroom, Bob Odenkirk playes Broderick’s brother. Andy Dick and Janeane Garofalo work in Medievil Times. Jack Black is Broderick’s buddy, and Kyle Glass is plastered to a couch. Stiller himself plays a former child star on a television trial for murdering his twin brother, while Owen Wilson pops in as Broderick’s ex’s date.
I remember when this came out. The big hubub was that Jim Carrey got paid $20mil (the first actor/comedian to break the $20mil barrier, which was just under 1/2 the film’s budget). This was just after the Ace Ventura Films, Dumb and Dumber, and the Mask all hit over $100mil and when the Cable Guy barely even make it’s money back domestically ($60mil US gross) there was a huge grumble. Most of Carey’s typical audience didn’t really get the dark humour (it’s not so much sophisticated as atypical). It’s the kind of film that would appeal to the Ben Stiller Show/Mr. Show set (and arguably, they don’t have the largest of
fanbases.. especially since this appeared post Ben Stiller/pre Mr. Show).
The film confused the critics just as much as the fans, people just didn’t know how to respond to the film… Carrey hadn’t yet done his dramatic films, only really piss and fart silly comedies, so this was way drastic for anyone expecting Ace Ventura.
Really though, it’s not for everyone, and Ebert’s right, “Black comedy is not what you pay someone $20 million to do.”

22/07/2003

man on a bike

Filed under: the people that you meet — graigkent @ 11:26 pm

Scene: College and Dufferin, a busy bus stop.
Players: Guy on bike (gob), man at bus stop (mabs), and me (on bike)
and start:
Gob stops close to the curb at the bus stop. I stop behind him. Mabs (in a yellow jacket) turns suddenly:
Mabs - Jesus you scared the shit out of me
Gob - How are you
Mabs - (laughing) What are you doing? (Slaps Gob upside his head)
Gob - (laughs)
Mabs - You should be wearing a helmet (slaps Gob again) like that young man (points to me)
Me - (giggle)
Mabs - (Slaps gob upside the head again) If you wore a helmet (slaps him again) your head would be protected (slaps again) and you wouldn’t get hit so much.
Light turns green, I bike off and the men begin to chat.
end scene.

Lake Holiday/Elephant Micah

Filed under: Live, mini-review — gkentetc @ 4:39 pm

Saw Frank’s band, Lake Holiday last night, performing with the Richmond, Indiana band Elephant Micah.
I pegged Elephant Micah somewhere between the genius that is Neil Young, and the brit-pop commerciality of Coldplay… somewhere in the midst there. It was
quite nice and mellancholy… very laid back and relaxing for a guy with a swollen brain.
Lake Holiday woke things up with a terriffic set that really has the feel of a card carrying member band of the Elephant Six collective. The sound leans more towards the polished pop of Apples in Stereo than the dirty rawness of Neutral Milk Hotel or the neuvaux-pop of Olivia Tremor Control… and despite a little roughness around the edges, it was all good. And the band features Brad from Sonic Boom (I thought I recognized him).
Frank has a little wrap-up of his experience on Chromewaves.

21/07/2003

Sunday Night Bansai Geeks

Filed under: Tele, mini-review — gkentetc @ 7:54 pm

watched two shows I’ve been meaning to catch… both of the inane game-show variety (I’m not sure if Chuck Barris is proud or not).
the first was Banzai on Fox.
It’s stupid-funny-bordering-on-political-correctness-offensiveness, with such competitions as “how many 1 dollar bills can the blonde shove in her mouth” and “which midget will climb to the top of the basketball player first” all the while two obviously American voice-over actors recreate horrible Japanese accents, pretending to be the two Japanese guys that keep popping up on screen.
I haven’t done any research, but apparently the show originated in England, and has had a successful airing on CITYtv in Canada. Fox bought the rights, and I believe they are using a mix of the British show with some original “good ‘ol American” content, tying it in to an on-line scoreboard (maybe… I’m not that inclined to check it out).
It’s a curiousity. Mindless and dumb, worth watching when it’s on, but don’t go out of your way.
At 2:00 am I was awake for my first observation of Beat The Geeks on the Comedy Network.
This is essentially the game show for the people that only get the pop culture answers right on Jeopardy, and not a bunch of prep-school frat boys beating on nerds with Nerf(tm) bats.
The show is interesting, as a straightforward question of some obsurity (”What comedian starred in the 1989 film “Shakes The Clown”), and the insane follow up goes to the geek (something about what were the comedian’s names that performed three explicit characters from the film), when they answer with as much useless knowledge espewed as possible.
It’s great because I’d do well on the “easy” geek questions and I could occasionally answer the “hard” geek questions. The host is readily annoying though.
The winner of this episode got to get murdered in a Troma Pictures film.

19/07/2003

Beeflog Lyrics

Filed under: catchy — graigkent @ 2:39 pm

Brak:
Beeflog beeflog what a treat
A hefty hunk of processed meat
Dipped in mustard oh what joy
I’m a jolly beeflog boy
Hot and spicy, mild or plain
I even eat the cellophane
I might share some with my dog
’cause we both love beeflogs, oh boy!
Zorak:
Brak I beg to disagree, cheeselog is the log for me
As a meal or as a snack, it’s my favorite saturated fat
Cheeselog cheeselog cylindrical and yellow
Cut the cheeselog and I’m a happy fellow
(Both sing their parts at the same time)
BEEFLOG! (CHEESELOG!)
Fromletssingit.com

18/07/2003

More DVD snooz

Filed under: DeeVee — gkentetc @ 2:59 pm

Batman: Mystery Of The Batwoman on October 21st
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Volume 1 on November 18
Space Ghost Coast To Coast: Volume 1 on November 18th
Coupling: The Complete Second Season on October 18th
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind on September 9th

Paramericanoid

Filed under: ent — graigkent @ 2:44 pm

from Roger Ebert at the Chicago Sun-Times:


Q. Is the SARS epidemic going to alter your plans to attend the Toronto film festival this fall? I’ve been attending the festival in Toronto every year since 1994, but as much as I love it, if SARS is still a major threat, I’m gonna have to pass.
John Kerfoot, Grosse Pointe Park, Mich.
A. Of course I’ll be there. Especially now that the World Health Organization has anounced that “all known chains of transmission have been broken.” Why didn’t they ever point out that even at the height of the epidemic, you had a much better chance of being mugged than catching SARS? Of course, in Toronto, you don’t have much of a chance of being mugged, either.

17/07/2003

Better Luck Tomorrow

Filed under: In Theatre — gkentetc @ 12:30 am

It’s sad when you see a film with a cast of terriffic actors, and you go on Internet Movie Database and look up the film, clicking on each of the actors only to find that each and every one of them has basically only appeared in token roles, most without even a proper name attached.
Just sad is all.
Anyway, a review of Better Luck Tomorrow is available over on Dirty Monkey Bugspray Fun
This was the second ever GTAB Movie (Rep) Movie Club Movie, with turnouts from Jen and friend (I sorry, I forgot your name…eep), Sean (or Shawn) who has a blog, but it’s name I forgot, but he showed up researching a piece on blogging for the Annex community newspaper for which he’s the editor of (hit me with your linkstuff big guy)… sean also reminds me of Sam Rockwell as Chuck Barris in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind…umm and there was Carla (naturally) and Jon, as well as a surprise turnout from Steph.
It was a hit, I say!

Better Luck Tomorrow

Filed under: Cinema — gkgk @ 12:13 am

I’ve been reading rather mixed reviews about Justin Lin’s Better Luck Tomorrow, and while I can’t say I wholeheartedly agree with, say, The Onion (which compares the film with Goodfellas… *ahem* which I havn’t seen *cough*) or Roger Ebert (which gives it four out of four stars, I wouldn’t go that far), I can say that I did find the film intriguing.
Most of the buzz that I’ve seen (aside from actual reviews) goes on and on about the fact that it’s an all-Asian-American cast with nary a martial arts move to be seen. And it’s true, there isn’t, and it’s also true that there aren’t any overt racial undercurrents to the film (the characters don’t belabor the point of their ancestry, it’s just part of their character, we’re not beaten over the head with it) which I think Lin has to be praised greatly for.
The film is really a cross between your typical Can’t Hardly Wait” high-school teen dramedy, and the amateur night at the gangster land antics of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (the visual style to which Lin owes completely). It’s also part Suburbia, Richard Linklater’s own more straightforward criticism and examination of the suburban life.
Our films hero is Ben, played by Parry Shen, he’s a straight-A easy-achiever (meaning his smarts take no effort), who handles school, a job, basketball, and other school activities, as well as a little side venture as petty rip-off artist with his best friend, the high-strung Virgil (Jason Tobin), and Virgil’s laconic cousin Han (Sung Kang). Eventually they get approached by Daric (Roger Fan), a star athlete (but in tennis, and thus lacks the respect of the more jocular athletes) and award winning student reporter, to help in his cheat-sheet scam.
Though they already had the taste for the something extraordinary (read: crime) in their lives, their venture eventually brings them a rep, guns and drugs. It’s here where the story takes it’s jump in the plausibility factor. I just don’t believe these guys (well, maybe Han) are capable of doing the business their keeping. And the movie really breezes through their efforts, not really sitting upon any consequences to their actions until the final downturn in their lives, a catharsis which, while visually powerful, takes an even greater leap in the believability realm.
Aside from this, though, Perry Shen’s Ben keeps the film together with a strong performance (amidst many strong performance) as we see the greatest difficulty in his life isn’t the challenges he faces and the situations he’s gotten himself into, but his crush on Steph, who already has a boyfriend, Steve (John Cho) who himself plays an important part in the grand mechanics of the film.
Better Luck Tomorrow lives a lot on borrowed cinema, but it does also have its own voice, if a little muddy. It is, at times, fun, and at other times sad. There are moments where you can definitely relate to the characters, and times when the characters are doing things so extreme to their personalities that it’s hard to understand them at all.
The moral ambiguity of the film is perhaps the biggest let down, and also maybe it’s greatest strength. It doesn’t proceed to give you a life lesson, nor does it ever preach, it simply relies on the characters to do what’s right or wrong, and to have them live with the consequences of their actions however they see fit. Most telling of this is Shen’s plagued look as he knows, at the end, he doesn’t deserve to get the girl.
It’s a perplexing film, worth watching if only because of stellar performances and tight direction (but really there’s more to it than that).

15/07/2003

DVD Snooze news

Filed under: DeeVee — gkentetc @ 10:45 pm

Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks - Sept 9
Matrix Reloaded - Oct 14
Freaks and Geeks : The Complete Series (coming soon)
The Ben Stiller Show: The Complete Series (on hiatus)
King of the Hill: Season 2 - Nov. 11
Firefly: The Complete Series - Dec 9
Buffy the Vampier Slayer: Season 5 - Dec 9
Finding Nemo - Nov 4
Prince of Darkness - October 7
They Live - October 7
A Mighty Wind - Sept 23
John Denver and the Muppets: Rocky Mountain Holiday - Aug26 (yesss!)

Primary Colors

Filed under: Tele, mini-review — gkentetc @ 10:02 pm

For the second time I find myself watching a movie on CITYtv… it’s not a horrible movie, this thinly veiled portrait of the Clinton campaign trail. The performances are solid all around, with John Travolta pulling an effective Clinton impersonation, and Emma Thompson working wonders as “Hilary”. Of course Kathy Bates steals every scene she’s in.
What’s most interesting is CITYtv’s censorship editing. Now we all know CITY makes their money off of their lack of, erm, discretion (hey, they run softcore porn on friday nights). But before 9:00 all the swears were (hilariously) overdubbed with more P.C. words, and immediately after 9:00 all the swears and nudity are back in. Quite frankly it was more amusing with the edits.

When it rains…

Filed under: me me me — graigkent @ 9:25 pm

wetgraig3.jpgIt never fails. When I bike to work wearing white pants, it always rains.
I took the light coloured pants out of storage in mid June and normally I don’t like to wear them biking because I get chain grease stains on the right cuff (as I learned last year). But this year I realized that a) I can pin/strap/elastic my cuffs back or b) I can roll them up. Only problem is, every time I bike to work wearing a pair of light pants, it rains. Every.Time.
Take today for instance. I wake up, it’s a beautiful morning - the sun is shining and there’s billowy white clouds in the sky and I think.. today would be a good day for white pants… but wait, is it going to rain? Look out there, sun is shining, billowy clouds, no way. I’m going to break that streak.
But it’s five o’clock, I’m at work, and Christie says “I dunno, it looks pretty bleak for riding home.” I looked outside and she was right, it was dark… and within minutes it was coming down.. and two hours later it was still coming down.
Nertz.

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Best of the last six months of the Onion pt3

Filed under: Pages — gkentetc @ 1:01 am

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from The Onion, June 12-18, 03
also:

MC Serch Updates List Of Gas-Face Recipients

QUEENS, NY-For the first time since the list’s 1989 release, MC Serch of 3rd Bass unveiled an updated Gas Face list Tuesday, removing such longtime recipients as Hammer and P.W. Botha in favor of more current wrongdoers. “Osama bin Laden… gets the gas face,” MC Serch, flanked by Prime Minister Pete Nice, told reporters. “Bill O’Reilly, shut the fuck up! Gas face!” Also included on MC Serch’s newly revised Gas Face list were Scott Peterson, U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Grand Puba.

We are trash

Filed under: me me me — graigkent @ 12:44 am

We got a Supersoaker, just one.
See, it’s not about playing games and getting eachother all soaking wet, nope. It’s about beaning animals off the fence and scaring the shit out of cats so they stop digging in our garden.
We seem to think that’s a good plan, and we’re having a lot of fun executing it.
Tonight was really our first night with it, and in that span we’ve hosed no less than three cats, and … wait, this deserves its own paragraph.
We’ve been having rodent trouble, you know, the big kind… raccoons. They basically go upstairs to the third floor balcony where the inconsiderate neighbours leave out all sorts of dog-style food for both canis and vermous consumption. First it seemed it was just one pesky ccoon making time with our balcony, occasionally tipping over our garbage can and rummaging through its plunderous beauty, then not long after, we came across mama and her four babies.
We tried everything to get rid of them from Critter Ritter to mothballs, eventually finding their access points and blocking them off with chicken wire, and bleaching down their favorite spots. This got rid of them for, by our estimates, about a month.
Meanwhile the cats have taken over as the hugest of pains in the asses. But we’re dealing with them… with fierce Supersoaker style (gosh, you should see Emma, she looks like Sigourney Weaver as Lt. Ripley in the Aliens film, all tough and sexy) only now, the ccoons are back too. Jeebus.
Tonight, it’s 11:13 and I’m up from the Daily Show for a drink of water when, what do I spy out back, a host of glowing yellow eyes at the top of the steps. I grabbed Sergei (that’s what I’m calling the soaker), pumped ‘er up and soaked the hell out of those damn rodents. supersoaker.jpeg
God, it was exciting, seeing them all scamper off… I grabbed the flashlight to check down on the lawn to see mama standing in the middle of the grass. I hosed her and she beat a path clear across the alleyway into a neighbours yard.
I went inside, returning to a lackluster Daily Show, only to go outside 7 minutes later to see the babies all clambored on the side of the fence. I hosed them too. Poor things, they literally fell off the fence.
Emma came out to join me as she acted as spot-light person (it’s like some escape from alcatraz shit, with the big beacons and the gunnery, only thing missing was the jailbreak sirens.
The little ones were pretty shooken up and didn’t know what to do. They cried out for mommy. Eventually she came back, but faced with the almighty Sergei, she left her babies like a trailer-park mom for Vegas strip, stranding her babes to the mercy of our all powerful wetness (?).
The babes eventually retreated into the garage, where they proceeded to knock shit over and run right back out, getting hosed and finally nesting under the porch, waiting until things went dark, and quiet and perhaps they could try their escape again.

14/07/2003

Just Married

Filed under: DeeVee, mini-review — gkentetc @ 11:05 pm


It wasn’t my choice, it wasn’t my girlfriend’s choice. It wasn’t my dad or my mom’s choice, nor my Grandma or my cousin, nor my uncle nor my auntie… it was my sister (and my other auntie) who thrust this comic foible of a chick flick upon us.
Sure it had it’s moments, it’s endearing and it’s stupid haha moments, but jesus, this wasn’t my choice for film night and I’m none the richer for it (although hearing my Gran repeatedly say that Ashton Kutcher would make a good looking woman never got tired).
I was actually a little surprised by the film, which wasn’t a 100% dumb low-brow comedy like the adverts make it out to be. In fact very little of this is dumb low-brow comedy. It’s got some out of place slapstick, and surprisingly some good performances by both leads… but that doesn’t make it a good film.
It’s a chick flick… compare to the 80’s John Hughes wanna-be romantic comedies… it fits right in the pack there beside Can’t Buy Me Love and Blind Date. It’s primed and ready for TBS Superstation with nary a swear in sight either (though there’s lots of sexual suggestion).
Overall, not as bad as I thought, though not something I wish to repeat.

Just Married

Filed under: video — gkgk @ 11:04 pm


It wasn’t my choice, it wasn’t my girlfriend’s choice. It wasn’t my dad or my mom’s choice, nor my Grandma or my cousin, nor my uncle nor my auntie… it was my sister (and my other auntie) who thrust this comic foible of a chick flick upon us.
Sure it had it’s moments, it’s endearing and it’s stupid haha moments, but jesus, this wasn’t my choice for film night and I’m none the richer for it (although hearing my Gran repeatedly say that Ashton Kutcher would make a good looking woman never got tired).
I was actually a little surprised by the film, which wasn’t a 100% dumb low-brow comedy like the adverts make it out to be. In fact very little of this is dumb low-brow comedy. It’s got some out of place slapstick, and surprisingly some good performances by both leads… but that doesn’t make it a good film.
It’s a chick flick… compare to the 80’s John Hughes wanna-be romantic comedies… it fits right in the pack there beside Can’t Buy Me Love and Blind Date. It’s primed and ready for TBS Superstation with nary a swear in sight either (though there’s lots of sexual suggestion).
Overall, not as bad as I thought, though not something I wish to repeat.

Best of the last six months of the Onion pt3

Filed under: Pages — gkentetc @ 10:53 pm

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from The Onion, May 29 - June 04, 2003
also from that issue
“It’s not easy being the life of the orgy” and a great interview with Chuck Barris

11/07/2003

Best of the last six months of the Onion pt2

Filed under: Pages — gkentetc @ 8:43 pm

It’s Not Nice To Be Smarter Than Other People

by Helen Heep, old lady
I can’t think of anything ruder than people who have to be all brainy and intelligent. As my mother used to say, if you can’t say anything mundane, don’t say anything at all. She was right: It’s not nice to be smarter than other people.
Why did you have to say all that stuff about that book you’re reading? Would it have been so hard to keep your love of literature to yourself? When you display your intelligence to the people you’re talking to, you’re really just telling them that you don’t have enough respect for them to keep your smarts to yourself.
Reeling off a list of your favorite jazz artists may make you a good parrot, but it doesn’t make you a good person. Good people hold their tongues, knowing they could hurt someone’s feelings if they show knowledge the other person doesn’t have.
I’m sorry to have to set you straight, but most people don’t speak because they want to be educational. They speak because they want to be nice. They have an interest in interacting with other people in a non-confrontational manner that doesn’t make them feel like dummies.
In other words, they just want to be friendly. What’s friendly about bringing up some article about the Mideast crisis you read in The New York Times? Not much, that’s for certain. No, it’s friendlier to say unchallenging things and let everyone feel like they know as much as you do.
There’s more to life than being well-informed and cultured. There’s good graces, good manners, and good old-fashioned horse sense-especially when it comes to knowing when to talk and when to keep your mouth shut. And, let me tell you, you may know something about astronomy, but you could certainly stand to learn a thing or two about politeness.
Do you think people want to hear your views on abstract art or the First Amendment? No one wants to hear things they don’t already know, because that just makes them feel dumb.
I don’t think it’s your goal to try to make people feel stupid, but you seem to have this fixation with sharing your intelligence with others. That doesn’t make any sense to me. Do you know how you sound when you do that? When you say something like “I’m a big Kubrick fan,” what people hear is, “Look at me! I know things!” And nobody likes to hear that.
I don’t know why you want to come off all smart and well-read, anyway. Sure, with your head full of facts, you may seem to have the world at your feet, but if you keep it up, you’ll soon have no one to share it with. Smart people are the loneliest people in the world. They don’t have anyone to talk to except other smart people, and who wants to join a conversation between two smart people? No one I know.
So, if you want to keep the friends you have and maybe even make some new ones, try being a little less of a know-it-all and a little more of a know-it- some. I mean, would it really kill you to think the capital of Illinois is Chicago? It could only help. Trust me.
>From The Onion July 3-9, 03

Coming in through email

Filed under: me me me — graigkent @ 1:53 pm

A little survey that came to me from the wayward Newfoundlander…
Unless you want to hear me blather on about myself, don’t click below

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