I don’t know who this person is, and while I commend them for their slagging of Leah McLaren (not that we can read them as the articles have been removed), saying that Leah represents all Canadian culture does a huge disrespect to Canadian culture.
This little rant comes from someone who both doesn’t know and doesn’t care about Canadian culture, and ignorance, mine own as well, is a terrible thing to let slide.
Click “more” for excerpts from the article punctuated with me bitching about the bitching.
30/09/2003
Oh, boo-fuckin-hoo
28/09/2003
Hamster Hiccups
right click and save pls (mp3 format - 30sec.)
These are the infamous Mina the Hamster hiccups that were so popular with guests and flatmates, immortalized on-line, a tribute to the dearly departed.
27/09/2003
Mina Hamster RIP
On Thursday night, or perhaps Friday morning (sometime between 11:30pm and 1am), Mina, our beloved hamster passed away.
She had a rough go of it in her last 3 months, and an even worse go of it for the last 2 days. About 11pm Thursday evening I watched Mina, laying on her side in the cage, her legs kicking a bare spot in the wood chips, her eyes caked shut with some gunk, her fore paws twitching. It wasn’t pretty. I said to her quietly, “It’s okay Mina, let go, let go. It’s okay,” before covering the cage again.
Emma proceeded to wrap Mina up and place her in the freezer (as she had done so in the past, only in this case, the hamster isn’t spending 2 years there before being buried. Emma’s father, while dropping off her new paper storage shelves for her bookbinding venture, picked up the hamsticle for burial along side the other one.
The thing I’ll remember best about Mina is that she had no fear of the cat at all, in fact, she’d be in her ball and barrell straight for Bailey, nailing the cat in the side and sending her running.
That, and her funny as hell hiccups (I need to make some audio files and upload them, thankfully I caught them on tape).
Here’s to you Mina!

Monsters!

I love sideshow freaks.
I bought this book on Friday, only to find that half of the last signature (books are made with signatures, which is a full sheet that is folded twice and cut at the fold to create 8 pages) wasn’t printed. I can take it back without hassle, thankfully… just frustrating a little (my book’s missing freaks dagnabbit!)
It’s interesting to note that at the turn of the 20th century fat people were considered freaks, and these days, there are more obese people in the US than not.
New Recruits to the CD Collection
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1. Enon - Hocus Pocus (after all the trouble with the copies I bought before, I found this in a used bin somewhere already… definitely not used bin worthy tho)
2. Cex - Being Ridden
3. The Hidden Cameras - A Miracle ep
4. Somebody Needs A Timeout - 41 Canadian artists doing songs for children. Kind of a companion to They Might Be Giants’ “No!”
25/09/2003
If we can land a man on the moon, then maybe I can win
Doctor A is the best doctor ever… not that I’ve been to many. Well, I went to lots when I was young (I was accident prone, apparently). Dr. Molson, my family doctor back when, had lots of hair in his ears. I didn’t really like going to the doctor ever, but it always meant I’d be able to get a new action figure or comic books, so I didn’t really mind that much.
Anyway, Dr. A is a really cool guy, able to really relax his patients, talking about things in more colloqual and less medical terms. Makes it just a little easier to let a stranger, well, inspect your “crown jewels”.
After feeling around a bit, Doc couldn’t really find what I had told him to look for, so I had to point it out myself. It’s kind of weird, two grown men looking for a node in a nutsack. Yes, tactful, I know.
In the end he said it’s almost definitely not cancer (as I had already suspected), but probably is a cist formed from “little spermys” (actual words used). I’ve been advised to book an ultrasound to check things out (yay, more people looking and prodding my genitals!), but again, (as Ryan kind of pointed out here) better safe than salene.
While I’m not as nervous as I was, I’m still anxious to know what’s going on.
Clinic 5:15PM
I’m sitting in the clinic, waiting to see probably the best clinic doctor in Toronto… thankfully he’s here today. I didn’t really like that other guy the last time I was here and I dont think I could drop trou for the female doctorb. The “b” is for bargain.
I’m nervous. Hell yeah I’m nervous. I’m not sure if it’s about dropping my pants or if it’s whether it actually might be something. Not sure it’s either. It’s just that same sick-in-the-pit-of-your-gut, going-to-ask-a-girl-out, night-before-final-exams, job-interview feeling. You just want it to be over, y’know?
I checked at work to make sure the node was still there. Nothing worse than dropping your pants for a stranger for no reason. Sheesh.
Well, it (thankfully??) was, so my plans didn’t change at all.
The clinic is a little different since last I was here. New shelves for patient files, new paintings (still has that new paint smell) and a male administering guy.
The waiting game sucks. There’s really only 2 people before me… scuse me, that’s one… maybe non as two people went in on the same consult, which is weird.
I’m not really able to play the “what’ve they got” game but that’s fine, I’ve got my thoughts to keep me company…
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…right. Thinking sucks just as much as 80’s pop radio banter in a downtown clinic waiting for a stranger to fondle you testicles looking for cancer. Hooray for Thursday!
Writing is hard when you’re nervous.
I havn’t done any little brain dialogues for some time… I don’t know why. Just out of practice I guess.
I’m feeling kind of hot and sick to my stomach. But that’s nerves for you.
I need to blow my nose.
My pants feel too short for my legs.
I have a slight cough.
I’m sleepy…
the hamster and the nut and the whole shuh-bing
It’s been a little trying around Queenwest these days.
Low cash flow due to job transitions and contractor delinquency have obviously made things tight and tense though we deal as well as possible in the interim. Support from family has been greatly appreciated!
Those same pesky contractors are also causing much aggrivation leading to tight shoulders and repeated headaches. Grr.
Speaking of headaches, the damn alleycats are still a major nuisance, trampling our gourd plants and causing our only pumpkin to be stunted… they’re also bringing fleas into our backyard which really isn’t cool at all. And we’ve noticed they’re associating with the Black Mask Gang, the wayward quintet of raccoons that periodically disrupt our balcony. Not to mention Rotundo, the wider-than-he-is-long raccoon who was knocking over garbage cans like the bandit he is.
Mina the Hamster’s waiting at the checkout counter to pay her bills. She’s not even on her last legs anymore. We’re all very sad because Mina’s been sleeping almost all day for the past 2 months and she’s nearly non-responsive. Last night she was on her side, her legs sticking out, twitching. We don’t know what she’s still holding on for and it’s really really sand and very hard to watch. We were hoping she would make her way towards the light last night, but she didn’t. This morning, Baileycat was whining profusely, even more than normal, and was hopping on the bed then running away then whining again. When I got up she led me to the living room where I picked her up and showed her our poor Mina laying in the cage, still twitching. Bailey was very concerned and kept stretching her neck closer to the cage, even putting a paw up against it. It was very touching to see how concerned Bailey was towards the little fuzzball.
And finally, to top all this off, I found a strange little node in my testicular area just off of one nut, which I’ll get checked out today. I don’t think it’s cancerous as it’s not a swelling of any kind, but it is an anomaly which does concern me a little. I don’t particularly enjoy having the doctor touch my personal parts, but, well better safe than ball-less.
This weekend bodes all right, with birthdays going around. Emma’s mother is coming down today and we’re throwing a steak bbq party for her tomorrow with family and friends. Should be fun.
Be kind, rewind, y’all
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Futuramalamadingdong
This is pretty neat:
Send yourself an email in the future
Of course, you have to have an email box that wont have dissolved by that time, and also you have to expect that you won’t receive an email back from the future…
I guess technically you can also send a friend an email in the future, and they’ll just think it’s from themselves… maybe if you’re planning on breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and also planning on having regrets about it, you can send an I still love you letter four years in the future and really fuck with them.
Or maybe you need to remind yourself of an important event… well you can do that too.
Of course, you can’t be sure that you’re not just signing up for future spam, but whatever.
via More than donuts
24/09/2003
Go see
My buddy Ryan has put some scans of photographs of his prolific artwork. Go have a look.
I hope to see more of this stuff up on his site.
22/09/2003
oh those wacky corporations
Here, legendary sci-fi author Orson Scott Card says everything I’d ever want to say about the media conglomerate’s bitching about MP3s and file sharing.
It’s a brilliant read from the layman’s point of view.
Weekend Warrior
Friday
Week two of my nine months of three-day weekends. It’s supposed to be my day to write, but I get distracted easily as I’m out of any sence of writing rhythm.
I can’t focus and take my task for the day to be cleaning up. Within 8 hours I have my various email inboxes cleaned up (my two main one’s less than ten messages each, one of them hasn’t had less than 100 since the mid-1990’s). Most of the emails contained links or attachments of some sort which I spent the day checking out, including some very weird GI Joe cartoons
Digging the new Quannum emcees, Lifesavas, I plunged back into Epitonic after over a year of not downloading mp3s from them. I don’t find much new that I’m interested in, and they have a poor hip-hop selection.
The new batch of Samurai Jack episodes are beyond good, as Jack infiltrates a rave-meets-children of the corn scene (seeing Jack sucking on a soother and wearing a tall cat-in-the-hat hat was hilarious).
Saturday
With a rather disappointing morning of cartoon reruns, I polish off the final run of Marvel’s Black Panther comics from earlier this year. It still kind of bothers me that they felt the necessity to relaunch the character. *w*
Emma took off to a Book Arts convention for the early part of the afternoon, while it was my charge to get the car battery boosted somehow. Thank you CAA - they came and jumpstarted my car in less time than I spent on hold trying to reach them.
The car packed with dirty laundry we headed up to Owen Sound for a free washing machine and a dinner party (yes, it’s as cheap to drive 2 1/2 hours to do laundry as it is to go across the street to the coin-op).
For the dinner party I made some surprisingly adept pitta bread, which went over quite well. Emma’s mother also learned that you get a few drinks in me and you can’t shut me up. *Surprise!*
Emma and I hit the coils of the sofabed for the evening and after a few hours of fidgeting with the blankets, I was zonkoed.
Sunday
Getting out of bed and perusing the kitchen and the downstairs laundry room I noticed a few wasps hovering about. It’s been an incredibly waspy season but still…
As I was watching the wasps in the kitchen it became readily apparent that more and more were coming in somehow (I’d turn away briefly then turn back and there’d be more, turn away/turn back/even more). Soon there was nearly a full fledged swarm. While pretty docile, who wants a swarm of wasps in their kitchen?
Emma’s mother and sister returned from retrieving the niece (age 3) and nephew (age 6) only to be made aware of the infestation. We all (the grownups) tried to keep it low key as to not freak the kids out, but at the same time there’s a friggin’ swarm of wasps in the kitchen!
Em’s sister went to the store and purchased both an indoor and outdoor spray, the latter of which she used to hose down the nest where her husband was stung the weekend before. That only proceeded to drive more wasps indoors.
After breakfast and testing the effectiveness of the indoor spray (works nice and quick-like), we all went for a walk in the beautiful escarpment that surrounds the city. Upon returning, the kids disappeared and I proceeded to do as I do… track the bugs.
I came to quickly realize that the wasps weren’t coming from the hole in the ceiling (created by winter thaw leakage) but in fact were coming from a space in the corner of the open-spaced kitchen cabinet over the fridge. It was really weird as you could hear the buzzing of their wings in the wall, and you could hear it get closer and closer and closer until suddenly it stops… a yellow and black head pokes out of the crevice, and the insect emerges and proceeds to fly around looking for some glue or grime to suck on. (It reminded me of that episode of the X-Files where Mulder enters the expeirment house with all the cockroaches in the walls and the walls seemed to be moving).
With all the bug spray floating about and resting on things the bugs weren’t surviving too long, and they were spreading to all the windows and doors of the house, but at this point there were wasp carcasses (carcasi?) everywhere.
In the laundry room, I thought there were only two or three wasps frollicking about, but when I sprayed the room, well over a dozen all of a sudden swarmed the lightbulb (for some reason, whenever you spray them, the wasps head toward the brightest light source before they die… ie. they head towards the light… odd but true) and began to fall. In the other room I could hear the repeated thud of wasp bodies into the stack of empty cardboard boxes beneath the light.
Outside I scoped the vines growing up the chimney where Em’s sis sprayed the nest. While I did see the nest she sprayed (a rather large one, the size of my head) I also noticed that the wasps buzzing about weren’t coming or going from that nest, rather, there were two other nests, both under the wood siding which the vines had grown under and created space for them to be created. One nest had larger wasps than the other, though I’m not sure if that means it was a more mature nest or not. Either way it was one of these two nests that had a direct tunnel into the kitchen wall. Knowing that you’re not supposed to spray a nest until they’ve gone dormant (so early morning or late evening) there wasn’t much I could do about these two nests mid day (without severely pissing off the little bastards).
We ventured back home via a stop for dinner at my sister’s place in Barrie, and made it home just in time to catch episode 5 of Six Feet Under (the bestest show on tele today). Rah rah rah. The weekend’s over.
Monday morning
Woke up to find outside the kitchen one of the half dozen strays rummaging through a tipped over garbage can (I’d put the first kitchen bag of garbage out last night…grrr) and there was chicken fat and spaghetti sauce and cat poop (from our cat, not the strays, I hope) everywhere. I bleached down the deck, but still… grodie.
19/09/2003
lost in translation.

in william gibson’s novel pattern recognition, he has the protoganist, perenially travelling, refer to jet lag as soul delay. the idea that the farther and faster someone travels, the longer it takes for the soul to catch up since it moves slower, leaving the body to the dire and ever-circling wolves of disrupted circadian rhythm. until the soul arrives, the body can’t sleep or properly adapt to the new environment.
sofia coppola takes this idea of dislocation and holds it to a soft light in the sublime lost in translation, her second film (after directing the equally understated the virgin suicides) and her first screenplay. the park hyatt tokyo becomes the cocoon for two separate people, who have difficulty with both the difference in time zones and the hyperactive japanese culture.
bill murray is bob harris, a veteran actor who follows in the footsteps of his fellow hollywood stars and takes a two million dollar cheque to appear in the ad campaign for a japanese whiskey. his family doesn’t miss him at all; the only correspondance he receives are either carpet samples for a home renovation and or the occasional reminder of a forgotten birthday. as his stay is extended, bob glumly deals with the various advertizing execs and the unfamiliar culture that always trips him up, making him stand out without effort.
scarlett johansson is charlotte, the young wife of a scattershot celebrity photographer (giovanni ribisi). as he spends long hours away on photoshoots, charlotte’s left to wander around tokyo, seeing what she can, or chilling out in the hotel room, looking out the window, searching for something other than her increasing despondence.
eventually, bob and charlotte meet in the hotel bar at night, giving up on their lost sleep and they slowly form a bond. as the two start to wander about tokyo and start to enjoy the citylife, the feeling of loneliness changes into a world of wonder. as they stay longer in this emerald city, they gently fall into friendship, to the point where they want to spend more time together in their new city.
tv on the radio: young liars ep.

brooklyn keeps pumping out the hits. the latest act from the new york city borough is tv on the radio, a trio that issued their first ep young liars through touch & go records.
the trio works differently than their fellow brooklynites: they merge the digital backdrop of laptop rock with the no wave punk sound squarl to make an electric gospel sound. credit for that is the mournful voice of tunde adebimpe, who shyly bellows or croons falsetto over the five songs here, sounding like a cross between the dears‘ murray lightburn and peter gabriel.
satellite works a staticky staccato drums and buzz bass into a chorus where two voices wonder where a signal could be before devolving into a train whistle lament. staring at the sun starts off with a faint dialogue sample which then leads into repeating ominous dark chords and a digital wasteland of processed guitars. blind and the title track are dirges, slowly shuffling in search of love and reminded of loss, swaying like a oil tanker trapped in a blackened sea. the moodiness and loneliness extends far beyond the headphones and casts everyone who hears into a mutual cloud of shared disillusionment.
sealing the deal is the hidden track: a surreal chain gang version of the pixies‘ mr. grieves, done a cappella with moans, snapping fingers and handclaps. you feel as though you’ve been lead through a neon church as the funeral turns into a wake in new orleans.
young liars is worth multiple listens. find it immediately and bunker down with it when the rain pours and the wind howls.
Canadian On-Line DVD Rentals
I found a good list of this newfangled on-line mail renting system at Online DVD Rental - Canada (for Americans, another list is here).
Out of all the Canadian ones, Rent-A-DVD seems to me to be the best, simply because they have the largest selection, and a good number of Indie, Foreign, and Anime films… and the entire Criterion Collection…
I’m so tempted…
Wendy’s back
Formerly of Wendyland… a brighty spritely pink site, Wendy’s now back in the blog ring at foresty green-like The Melancholy Lumberjack
Welcome back Wendiloo!
Comics discourse
Still making my way through a whole pile of comics and graphic novels
– The Round Up –
- JSA is an incredibly strong read, and the best “traditional” superhero book out there. I wonder if things are going to fall off now that Goyer has left…
- Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Boy On Earth by Chris Ware is sort of depressing. I’m only a few pages into it
- The more of Marvel’s GI Joe reprint collections I read, the more I enjoy them for what they are, solid stories based around selling an ever growing toy line. Vol 4 has started quite well… Vol 5 sits beside the bed
- DC’s Human Defense Corps is like Starship Troopers without the bad acting and has better characterization. I’ve got issues 1-4 so far and it’s not until issue 4 that it really starts to pick up steam. It’s good, but you just know it isn’t going to last. I like Ty Templeton though, and the artist whose name escapes me is good too, perfect for the series.
- The new Lobo isn’t much different than the old Lobo. Keith Giffen writes the character better than Alan Grant did (duh) and the first two issues have a very Heavy Metal feel to them (with lots of titty action in dirty painted brushstroke form). I’m not sure I like Lobo, he’s such a 90’s character that he’s pretty much outdated. Even with Giffen back on the character he created, it’s still not enough life to really resurrect him, methinks.
-Y The Last Man is the most addictive series on the market. I need more now! Each issue ends with a #$@%ing cliffhanger dammit!
- Creature Tech is THE graphic novel of the year
- I’m sure I’d be just as well off without having purchased JSA All-Stars, but that’s okay.
- Formerly Known as the Justice League is as fun and funny as the original series was. Let’s hope Giffen, DeMattis and Maguire want to do some more after this sell-out mini series wraps.
- Bizarro Comics from DC was tremendous alternaive artists meet mainstream characters fun. Highly reccommended!
- Battle Royale vol 1 (yet another Keith Giffen effort, this time working on the english adaptation of the manga series) is disturbing, disgusting, but ultimately smart and intriguing.
- Doom Patrol is finished sadly. John Acrudi was finally proving himself an amazing talent in the mainstream and Tan Eng Huat is an original, innovative and spectacular artist. Both we shall see bigger things from soon. The series never really hit its stride character wise but it was an endearing title, and guest appearances by other amazing artists like Seth Fisher were pure icing.
- I just got into Birds of Prey when Chuck Dixon left for Crossgen (which he’s since left). It was good with him on it. Then Gilbert Hernandez took over and really, he shouldn’t be doing superheroes. I was about to drop the title but Gail Simone has me intrigued, even though Ed Benes and is Image circa 1995 artwork is kinda generic. I’ll keep reading for a bit.
Sitting beside the bed, waiting patiently:
Top Ten Vol 2
Hawkman tp (James Robinson)
Latest 100 Bullets issues
Pop Gun War tp
Queen & Country Vol 3 (new Sandbaggers Season 3 DVD set hits next week)
Lucifer Vol 3 (the second best Vertigo book on the stands)
Black Panther final issues (it was okay but the relaunch at 50 crapped out)
