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31/01/2009

[...i ate #31] lasagna (take 2)

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 7:37 pm

This was one of my made-from-scratch lasagnas (which I haven’t done for over a year at this point) and it turned out among the best I’ve ever made it, but I’m still tweaking it as I want it more saucy.

Here’s how it goes:
- heat up a swig of olive oil in one frying pan add 1/2 cooking onion, diced, and 2 cloves garlic, minced, fry ’til soft and slightly golde. Add 1 can of diced tomatoes (half drained of liquid), 1/3 diced red pepper, dash of thyme, and salt/pepper to taste. Let it simmer for about 15 minutes, after which add one can tomato paste to thicken.
- in a second fry pan, add the ground veal, a slight sprinkling of cumin (not too much) and some oregano. Fry till cooked, drain the excess fat. Add to fry pan #1
- at some point during all this bring a pot of water to boil, add 6 lasagna noodles, cook for about 10 minutes, then remove from heat and let stand.
- preheat oven to 375
- grate a mix of mozzarella and monterey jack cheeses, about 1/2 brick (300g) and 1/3 brick (200g) respectively
- take a 500ml container of cottage cheese and mix in one egg
- in your casserole dish, spread a thin layer of the meat sauce on the bottom, lay down three noodles. Add 1/2 the grated cheese, 1/2 the meat sauce and 1/2 the cottage cheese, in that order.
Top with three more noodles.
Add a bit of the grated cheese, then the remainder of the cottage cheese, then the meat sauce, then the rest of the grated cheese. Top with a sprinkle of parmesean.
Place in oven for 35-40 minutes. Remove and let stand for 5 - 10 minutes.

[...learned #31] darted

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 7:25 pm

With mounting on my mind [see "learned #30"] I cast my gaze upon the dart board which I’ve toted with me from place to place to place for the past 8 year. Using some of the remnant wood we have ’round here, I built a backboard for it and hooked that puppy up to it. It’s not exactly straight (the “20″ and the “3″ are a little askew but I can always fix that), and I still need to hang the whole thing on the wall in the basement, but first I need to sell the dishwasher that’s sitting in front of where it’s going.

[...learned #30] mounted

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 7:20 pm

Aden has had, for many years (since before I met her), a “replica” sword of Excalibur tucked away in plastic, styrofoam and a box. I’ve been meaning to get a mount for it so that she could display it but a) I’ve never quite been sure where I can find a sword mount display and b) I’m lazy. The new house has some various bits of wood and Ikea furniture remnants around so using some screw hooks, hanging wire and a little ingenuity, I made one. Oh, it’s far from perfect but it gets the so-called Arthur-king’s sword up on a wall instead of in a box in the basement (where there’s already too many things in boxes).

[...about me #31] mad word scientist

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 1:03 pm

One of the many things about JJ that amuses me is he likes to make up words and then he likes to ask us what they mean. It’s a funny little quirk (one of many) that I love about the lil’ guy, because it reminds me of myself (and as we all know I only love things that remind me of me *satire*)

Anyway, yeah, I like to make up words and phrases. My personal favourite so far is “snobsessed” (being a fan of and obsessing about something to the point of feeling superior to non-fans, and, moreover, other fans).

JJ said something that I misheard last week, which is now one of my new favourite phrases.
“Are you shining me?”
(Ask me what he actually said, and I couldn’t tell ya, I became too enamored with the phrase).
In this instance “shine” = lying, scamming, cheating, funning
Instead of saying “Don’t lie to me”, try saying “Don’t shine me.”
If someone asks for spare change on the street for bus fare and you offer them a token, and they refuse the token, say “You tryin’ to shine me?”

Yeah, it’s no “truthiness” but I like it just fine.

30/01/2009

[...consumed anew #23] Disc 2 - TV Themes

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 1:50 pm

biaboxsetI noticed while searching for images for these posts that Amazon still has the Brain In The Box listed, but it’s not in print. Some of their partnered sellers have it listed at $68 for used copies, $195 for a collectible copy and $149 for new copies. Jeesus.

I checked over at eBay and nothing came up. Maybe I should consider selling it as a collectible. The discs are hardly played the book’s spine barely cracked, the box is a bit battered on the corners though still looks good…

bitbd2tvthemesAnyway, disc 2, TV Themes. Viva le Fromage.

Actually, it’s not as cheesy as I was anticipating. With a more modest selection of 22 tracks, most from the biggest pre-2000 sci-fi shows on TV, it’s actually quite an assembly of classics:

The Twilight Zone - three iterations from different seasons
Lost In Space - season 1’s theme is decent, but it’s the season 3 bouncy and bubbly tune that’s still pretty radical, all things considered
My Favorite Martian - piercingly shrill horns that were the staple of early 60’s tv family sitcoms. Ouch
Doctor Who - the classic version (likely a 70’s iteration)… still freaks me out a bit
The Jetsons - it’s one of those very literal 60’s tv themes… “Meet George Jetson…”
The Time Tunnel - An early, and brief John Williams composition.
One Step Beyond (?) - Quiet and lilting theremin kicks off a marathon 5-minute track
The Outer Limits (voice intro and main theme) - the voice intro: famous. main theme: not so much. reason: it’s completely unmemorable.
Men Into Space - I’m more curious what the hell this show was about
The Thunderbirds - honestly, pleasant.
Stingray - ah, there’s the cheese
Astro Boy - wow, this isn’t the Astro Boy theme as I remember it. It… really sucks.
Voyage To The Bottom of the Sea - tingalingaling
Land of the Giants -
Star Trek/Star Trek: The Next Generation - it would appear this collection didn’t get full rights to the original tracks, so it has various Philharmonic and Orchestra versions to things, which, given the pricetag is really quite the shine.
V (The Series) -
Babylon 5 - it’s an okay theme, but if they really wanted a great ’90’s space theme there was the awesome Space: Above and Beyond or my personal favourite, Lexx.
The Simspons: Treehouse of Horror - really, this was a bit of a stretch.
The X-Files - Alright, it’s a classic.

Strangely, the TV themes feel more cohesive as an assembly compared to the Movie themes. Not exactly everyday listening, but some great stuff amidst it.

[...i ate #30] chicken burger

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 12:47 pm

you know those frozen discs that are 2/3 breadcrumbs with some white chicken meat hammered fingernail-thin stuffed in between? Yeah, I had one of those, on a bun, with shredded lettuce and mayo. I know it wasn’t the best thing for me but sod it, I can eat trash once in a while.

[...consumed all new #30] Kobra

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 12:45 pm

kobraI don’t think Kobra has ever properly found himself/themselves in the super-villain limelight, despite having a (short-lived) series in the 1970’s. Since then, the guy and the organization has been relegated to third-tier status, yet another cult amongst Brother Blood, HIVE and others in the DCU, acting as foil to whomever requires one at the moment. As an international terror organization, much like its G.I. Joe counterparts, Kobra has been kind of a joke, and its leader the Aquaman of bad guys. But with one quick issue in DC’s ill-conceived “Faces of Evil” month, from a writer few have ever heard of in the comics scene, Kobra has just poised itself as a very convincing threat to even the mightiest of superheroes. Writer Ivan Brandon has, in 22 pages, manufactured the cult of Kali-Yuga into a damn scary terrorist organization, bent on little more than religious zealotry and anarchy, with perhaps global domination in mind. With an unassuming, even dismissible arrival on the stands, this is a phenomenal book and, of the meager few I’ve read, the first truly suitable book for the “Faces of Evil” tag. By the end of it’s brief story, with some chilling visuals from Julian Lopez, I felt remorse that there was no longer a Checkmate book in place for this creative team to explore what Brandon introduced (a logical successor for Greg Rucka were there one), but at the same time, I’m curious to see where he winds up at DC and if he gets to continue this story.

[...consumed anew #22] Disk 1 - Movie Themes

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 11:26 am

In 2000 one of my first Amazon purchases was the Rhino collection “Brain In A Box: The Science Fiction Collection”. I know exactly why I had to buy it, and it’s not because I’m a science-fiction nut (even though I kinda am), but because the set promised to include a blueprint for a lightsaber. What the set came with was five discs of music - Movie Themes, TV Themes, Pop, Incidental/Lounge, and Novelty - as well as a book about sci-fi movies, television and music through the ages. What it didn’t come with was a blueprint for a lightsaber. Sonofa.
braininabox
It came in a cool cardboard box with a tin lid that had lenticular images inset in three of the four sides that gave the appearance of a floating brain in a box. One thing Rhino has always done well is nifty packaging.

Now, the whole lightsaber thing kinda ticked me off, and my music sensibilities being what they were, I was less than impressed (though enthused early on) by the collection. To be honest I don’t recall the last time I listened to any of the discs. 2001 maybe (fitting!), but I’ve toted the brain in a box around from apartment to apartment, and it’s only in the recent move to the new home that I’ve decided it’s time to let this sucker go. To be honest, I should have given it to GAK (should he have wanted it for RFGAK purposes) when he popped through NoYo back in December but I didn’t, so now it’s going on the market and there’s no way I’m getting the $100 (US) back that I paid for it (warning, faulty memory).
bitbmoviethemes
As for the Movie Themes disc, it’s not what you’d call smooth listening. A rich assembly of 28 different movie tracks, mostly cinematic orchestral in nature, big and bombastic, inspiring awe and doom, wonder and tension. They’re all pretty transparent and a bit of a blur, quite frankly, with very few standing out enough to really make you listen. Those that do are the better known ones, or those that do something aside from booming orchestra.

The epic 2001: A Space Odyssey introduction is probably the most notable track, whileJohn Williams lands two tracks for E.T. and Close Encounters (which sound like, well, John Williams tracks) and Jerry Goldsmith’s keen Planet of the Apes theme is here too. Leonard Rosenman’s minimalist, intense Fantastic Voyage main title theme (preceded by the FV radio trailer, neat!) is perhaps not pleasing but a standout track, and soon follows the Andromeda Strain “Desert Trip” theme which is hands down my favourite track in the collection.

Robocop, Aliens, Terminator 2, The Matrix, Predator all make an appearance, but of modern films, I think the Mars Attacks title conducted by Artie Kane (but so obviously a Danny Elfman composition), with its retro theremin usage is the most enjoyable (and fares better than most of the actual 50’s sci-fi themes).

Next: TV Themes.

[...about me #30] telephobia

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 11:02 am

I don’t like answering the phone, I don’t like talking on the phone, and my pulse rate increases every time I hear a phone ring. This is what we call a Pavlovian Response, a behavior of anxiety and avoidance learned through repetition. This psychological experiment occurred during my first after-school job as a flyer inserter at the local newspaper (wherein we would unpack bundles of advert fliers and proceed to insert them into the fold of the paper … a logical title, really). The people that worked in the environment were primarily teenaged guys and old Italian women, and everyone was fairly nice, but the menial grunt work of the position, with sometimes upwards of ten fliers to insert into tens of thousands of papers was tedious, strangely fatiguing, and sometimes infuriating.

Regular shift work was on Saturdays with random days throughout the remainder of the week. Most often they wouldn’t schedule days in advance but rather they’d call you in, and lo, though I dreaded Saturdays at least I could anticipate them, but the call-in, that was like torture. Every time the phone would ring I feared it was a call-in, and for the two (?) years I did that job that feeling never escaped me and it’s not really gone away.

[...consumed all new #29] Amalgam (part 3)

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 9:39 am

More reviews, but first: Horrific Poetry of Horrible Horrors

My eyes are the vessel through which these horrors are observed.
My brain is the muscle that interprets the pictures and words,
burning red hot, turning liquid in doing so
My ears are the escape path from which my liquid brain run
Congratulations Amalgam, you turned me blind, deaf and dumb.

And now, reviews:

bulletbracelets_thumbBullets and Bracelets - it’s interesting to see the creative talents involved in this project. Few, at the time, were superstars, although names like Mark Waid, Chuck Dixon and, here, John Ostrander were, and remain, solid talent in the industry. But, some, and Ostrander especially, completely jobs it here, just lazy, cliched writing, perhaps striving for a 70’s comic vibe with overt melodrama and cornball hero/villain encounters. He doesn’t even strive very hard at the “amalgam” part, using “Princess Diana” (the “bracelets”) in pretty much an unchanged form (well aside from sporting the horrific workout outfit that replaced the traditional Wonder Woman garb for a couple years) and the Punisher (the “bullets”) is supposed to be Steve Trevor mixed with Frank Castle (as “Trevor Castle”), but is essentially the Punisher with blonde hair and a soft spot for brunettes. Though estranged, they have a child together who has been abducted, at first they think by the Monarch/War Machine cross, but then they’re boom tubed to Apokalypse where they meet up with their old friend Big Titania, and duel with the Female Furies (unchanged from their DC incarnations) before meeting the big bad, Thanoseid. It’s all very silly, especially when they find out that Kanto, all grown up and a master assassin, is their son (*spoiler*). Guh, brain numb. Nice art from Gary Frank though.

bwaoshield_thumbBruce Wayne: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Chuck Dixon brings in the most entertaining and probably the least cheesiest sense of amalgamation out of any of the dozen books. Here, Bruce Wayne is Bruce Wayne (no amalgam) but instead of being Batman he’s a super-spy. He works for Nick Fury and Seargeant Rock (both unchanged), who head up S.H.I.E.L.D. and he’s totally in love with Huntress #1 (Barbara something, likely a mix of Batgirl and Black Widow) and has mentored a couple of young heroes wearing the Moonwing (Moon Knightwing?) garb. They take on the Green Skull (Lex Luthor and the Red Skull mixed) but he’s killed by his own daughter Selina (#2) Luthor who takes over Hydra. At the end the whole place goes Kablam-o in an actually suspenseful cliffhanger. It’s outrageous Steranko-style super-spy mayham, illustrated by a then young Cary Nord, and my favourite of the lot, hell… I was even jonesing for a second issue when it was done.

lotdk_thumbLegends of the Dark Claw - Amalgam universe’s Bruce Wayne #2, merged with, obviously, Wolverine, in what you’d think was a cool costume/persona if you were, perhaps 12, but as an adult it’s more than just illogical, it’s mind numbingly bad (see poem up top). I’ve always been suspect of Larry Hama’s non-G.I. Joe writing talent and here it’s just as bad as anything of his I’ve read, add the Amalgam conceit on top and you want to get a drill and go trepanning until all the demons are let out of your skull. Hama introduces a second Huntress here (Carol Danvers) which further proves that nobody was really paying attention when all these comics were made. It’s twelve books people, surely you could have come up with something more cohesive…? The “Hyena”, a cross between, I dunno, Sabretooth and the Joker, is one of the worst creations of the Amalgam universe (frankly, I think the Joker should be the Joker no matter where he is, his insanity keeping him unique, but then that’s kinda clever, which few of the Amalgam books are).

amazonsww_thumbAmazon - the most uninspired mix of Storm and Wonder Woman (Donna Troy) yields the dullest of all stories. Flying around high in the sky, Wonder Woman squares off against the god Poseidon, who contests her weather controlling skills against his ocean controlling skills. That lasts for a couple panels and then there’s page after page of background storytelling and Ororo teaching Poseidon a lesson that humbles him. It’s all talk, no action.

As I believe I mentioned, there was a second round of Amalgam comics in 1997, with the following titles:
The Dark Claw Adventures (done in the Batman Adventures animated style)
Generation Hex (Jonah Hex and Gen X)
Magnetic Men featuring Magneto (a second issue)
Super-Soldier: Man of War (a second issue)
Spider-Boy Team-Up (a second issue)
Thorion of the New Asgods (heh, Ass Gods… Thor and Orion, the latter of whom was dead in Bullets and Bracelets btw)
JLX Unleashed (a second issue)
Lobo the Duck (Lobo and Howard the duck!?)
Iron Lantern (Iron Man and Green Lantern… wouldn’t Green Lantern and Nova be the more logical combo?)
The Exciting X-Patrol (oh god, why more?)
Challengers of the Fantastic (as hinted at in Spider-Boy)
Bat-Thing (Man-Bat and Man-Thing? Why not Swamp Thing and Man-Thing? This shit makes no sense at all)

Aden bought the first three in the list, but I’m not sure if I have the heart, stomach or brain to read them. I realized that of all 24 of the Amalgam titles, I’d only purchased and read Dr. Strangefate previously (and, quite frankly even then that was more than enough).

Some new books for the sell pile.

[...i ate #29] s’n’sp’n'rp soup

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 8:33 am

That’s squash ‘n’ sweet potato ‘n’ regular potato soup.

1 butternut squash (medium sized)
half pound of potatoes
half a sweet potato (smallish by sp standards)
one cooking onion diced and softened
two cloves of garlic, minced and gently cooked
4 cups chicken broth
1tsp allspice
salt and pepper to taste
a squeeze of lemon
2 cups of milk

This is the first time I’ve used sweet potato in a soup and I cant say I was greatly fond of it. I also have never creamed my soup before (sounds vaguely dirty) and I’m not sure whether I like that either.
This soup = meh

29/01/2009

[...learned #29] all time is not made equal

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 5:22 pm

It’s something I’ve probably realized before but identify for the first time here: it feels like working a 7 to 8 hour day in the office is not the same as working a 7 to 8 hour day from home. It just seems the day goes a lot faster when I’m at home, that time just disappears and before I know it, it’s time to step away from the computer, time for dinner and clean-up and home. I’m trying to figure out if this is the “time flies when you’re having fun” kinda thing (yeah, right) or if the lack of commute into work makes the day seem shorter, an illusion like Magnetic Hill (as opposed to Magneti Chill, the frozen lodestone makers).

Frankly I think it comes down to the expectation of actually doing more at home when working from home, but the reality is I put in just as much work (if note more so because the job is just that much more difficult to perform remotely) at home, thus less time to read/watch/move/renovate/shop and other such schemes.

[...consumed anew #21] Welcome to the Night Sky

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 4:51 pm

wintersleep_welcome_to_the_night_sky_album_coverI bought Wintersleep’s Welcome to the Night Sky back in 2007 after becoming a fast fan of the song “Weighty Ghost” when it was charting on the CBC R3-30 (back when I was listening to the R3-30 podcast that is, which I think I last did in March ‘08). The thing about buying an album after only listening to one song (and that same song repeatedly) you build up unrealistic expectations about the album it comes from. Invariably few other songs, if any, on the album will be similar to the one you’ve been listening to, and, at first anyway, few other songs will attract your attention as much. WttNS was just that, and “Weighty Ghost” was such a different song compared to the rest: uptempo, jovial even, compared to the three tracks that precede it - the brooding opener (with an immediate bass hook) “Hooked on Aluminium”[sic], the deep, driving “Archaeologist” and the dirge “Dead Letter”.

But the opening quartet becomes, after only a few listens, a pillar of diversity and strength in sound, and the remainder of the album has a difficult time living up to that. The fifth track, “Murderer”, is regressive, 90’s Eric’s Trip style instrumental that switches into a haunting lyrical drone, followed by “Search Party” which brings the pace way down but delivers intensity in spades. “Astronaut” brings the pace back up, in a brief, hookless, but no less engaging tune, followed by “Oblivion” which, honestly, reminds me of a momentum-filled Tragically Hip tune. “Laser Beam” is a fluid build-up and release, which, funny enough, pales in comparison to the epic, 8-minute “Miasmal Smoke & The Yellow Bellied Freaks”, which is a wafting shoegazer tune that segues into a pulsating chant, and is probably my favourite song on the album.

As I’ve listened to it more and more over the past year and a half, I’ve become quite a fan of WttNS, with each listen I gain new appreciation for most of the songs on it, which, in my collection, is kind of rare. Even as Wintersleep become the new indie CanCon darling embraced by Canadian mainstream radio, I at least escaped the bandwagoneering, although the band has released two prior albums which have gone virtually unnoticed (although I think I heard a few tracks off their second release and wasn’t immediately charmed, but given my response to this one, perhaps I should give it another shot).

[...consumed anew #20/all new #28] Final Crisis #1 - 7

Filed under: ...consumed all new, ...consumed anew — Tags: , — Graig @ 1:06 pm

At this writing I have read the final issue of Final Crisis three times over. After the first read I was left scratching my head so profusely I bled. The second time around I was less in awe, but still trying to make sense of it all. The third read came after revisiting the chapters that preceded it, starting with DC Universe #0 and working my way through each issue, ignoring the sidebars like Revelations, Legion of Three Worlds, Submit, etc. which I didn’t the first time around.

Now, I’ve read each issue of Final Crisis numerous times, with each issue I generally read two or three times and then turning back to the previous issues to start piecing the picture together, so I guess you could say I’ve gotten pretty familiar with everything that’s happened up ’til now. But in this latest rereading, having the conclusion before me, all the lights were turned on for the very first time, and I could see what each moment meant in issues 1 - 6, and how they connect and play together. Yes, each issue of Final Crisis did read like a series of disparate, relatively unconnected vignettes, nary a logical storyline to be had, only late in the game did it seem like the masterplan was coming together.

Part of this was the themes writer Grant Morrison was playing with: good vs. evil is a pretty simple staple, but evil triumphing was the wrench in the works. There was the idea of gods, and how they can’t really die, as long as they are carried in the hearts and minds of man, and the use string theory to explain the 52 universes, and a series of mysteries unfolding. Morrison was playing with a scope heretofore unheard of, taking years of DC history (much of it his own doing) and weaving it all together, from the Monitors to Bludhaven to the New Gods, touching on Crises past, and putting it all into play. There was so much going on from the get go, and Morrison kept adding more and more kids in the pool, making it so incredibly difficult to breathe, nevermind swim.
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[...about me #29] uncle Graiggy

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 10:33 am

I have only one sibling, although I do have also a sibling-in-law. My brother-in-law and sister are both childless, although the former does have a rotten cat named Lex (it is an evil little bugger), and the latter has a lovely black lab (crossed with something else indeterminate) name Whistler.

Here’s a recent pic of my “nephew” taken only a few days ago, and perhaps a relative of his beside:

whistlertheinsultcomicdog

28/01/2009

[...about me #28] a tv addict meme

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 6:13 pm

I watch too much television meme [via Aden]

1. Bold the shows you watch/used to watch regularly.
2. Italicize the shows you’ve seen at least one episode of.
3. Underline the shows you own on DVD (at least one season).
4. Post your answers.

[note, if I bolded it and underlined it, it means I watched it regularly and liked it enough to buy and keep DVDs in my collection. If it's just underlined it means I bought/borrowed and watched on DVD]

50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex & The City
45. Farscape
44. Cracker
43. Star Trek (TOS)
42. Only Fools and Horses
41. Band of Brothers
40. Life on Mars
39. Monty Python
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation
36. Father Ted
35. Alias
34. Frasier
33. CSI Las Vegas
32. Babylon 5
31. Deadwood
30. Dexter
29. ER
28. Fawlty Towers
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf
25. Futurama
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office
22. The Shield
21. Angel
20. Blackadder
19. Scrubs
18. Arrested Development
17. South Park
16. Dr Who
15. Heroes
14. Firefly
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
11. Seinfeld
10. Spaced
09. The X-Files
08. The Wire
07. Friends
06. 24
05. Lost
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
01. The Simpsons

[...consumed anew #19] PANTS!

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 2:59 pm

pantsI wouldn’t exactly call Corky and the Juice Pigs legendary, but they certainly were an amazing musical sketch comedy trio that, considering their ingeniousness, is sorely underrepresented in the audio/video department. Their handful of appearances on MadTV, their CBC SketchCom! performance and their two albums (this their second) is about all that remains after a decade long career together.

Since disbanding, Sean Cullen has become a much bigger name than Corky and the Juice Pigs, with numerous standup appearances, his own 6-episode CBC series, a radio show, and a few TV and film appearances. It’s Cullen’s talent for vocal mimicry (his favourites include Neil Young and Michael Stipe) and improvisation that was the Juice Pigs’ bankable commodity, but Phil Nichol and Greg Neale’s contributions can hardly be ignored. If anything their influence could reign Cullen’s occasional ramblings in somewhat, as well as giving him a sounding board to guide or play off of. Their different vocal ranges provide more depth to the songs (something missing from Cullen’s disappointing “I Am A Human Man”), creating such memorable tracks (on this album) as REMemeber, Janitor and BVG.

The album has short interludes between songs with barely snippets of humorous dialogue and song excerpts, as a radio dial is tuned. It’s a fun album overall, not quite as classic as the first Juice Pigs release, but still it has longevity. It’s damn hard to find though.


(note: this was performed live, but the copy this is digitized from obviously has the dub off a little)

[...i ate #28] arancini

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 2:41 pm

Italian, loosely, for “little oranges”, arancini is a ball of rice (sometimes with peas or tomatoes and beef) coated in bread crumbs and fried or baked. Fusaro’s near work doesn’t do anything fancy, just rice around a wad of mozzarella, but when served with the house tomato sauce, delicioso!

[...consumed all new #27] Amalgam (part 2)

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 2:29 pm

x-patrol_thumbX-Patrol - oh good god, my eyes bleed. Seriously, this is awful art, bad storytelling, horrendous characters (in design and in personality), it’s representative of the worst the ’90’s have to offer from both sides of the DC/Marvel divide. Princess Shatterstarfire, a combination of Starfire and Shatterstar, is absolutely the most annoying character I thing I’ve ever read, to the point where it, not the art, was enough to turn me away. Well, the Doctor Doomsday character was pretty gawdawful as well, as were Dr. Niles Cable and Beastling, Elasti-Girl and Ferro Man. Right, there’s nothing, at all, redeemable about this book. Let’s move on…

assassins_thumbAssassins - This one was a curious story, a Die Hard/Vertical Run-esque sealed-in-a-tower plot that pits two hired killers against the Kingpin/Riddler amalgam and his hundreds of henchmen. The assassins: Catsai, a cross between Catwoman and Elektra and Dare, an even more curious cross between Daredevil and Deathstroke… but a woman (why? Why not?). This one wasn’t even very well piped into the rest of the Amalgam universe as Jimmy Olson (who appeared in Super Soldier as an old man) is here merged with reporter Ben Urich and there’s a reference to J. Jonah White, even though J. Jonah Jameson appears in Spider-Boy. This one wasn’t too bad a read, with it’s focus on crazy action, but I kept wondering why a blind woman would need just one eyepatch. Makes no sense at all. And the whole thing with the horns, it took me about 5 minutes to figure out they were attached to her head. Oh, and there was a second Cable amalgam here (with Manhunter, the first being with Niles Caulder in X-Patrol) so at this point I’m sensing Amalgamations weren’t tightly controlled in this comics line.

magnetic_thumbMagneto and the Magnetic Men - this one was another weak contender, with the biggest problem being I couldn’t figure out who the Magnetic Men were supposed to be. I eventually caught on that they were (obviously) the Metal Men merged with Magneto’s deceased Brotherhood (and I couldn’t tell if the Brotherhood were supposed to be merged characters beyond that). Anyway, the story was a typical Magneto story about saving mutants, and had some of the robo-melodrama from the Metal Men, but none of the crazy, out-there wackiness (probably because the Metal Men will never be as popular as Magneto).

speeddemon_thumbSpeed Demon - an even further bizzare mixture, putting Barry Allen and Johnny Blaze together as one identity, and the triple threat of Ghost Rider, Flash and Etrigan the Demon together in another. They were then pitted against an amalgam of Nightmare and the Spectre (with their secret ID being Jay Garrick), which didn’t work very well logically as a combo, and despite being highly convoluted (as Wally West shows up in another Ghost Rider guise) and a curious Hal Jordan appearance, it’s actually fairly entertaining (more Ghost Rider/Demon influence than Flash).

Just learned of the Amalgam Universe Who’s Who which leads me to believe that a) some people cared way too much about the Amalgam Universe and b) some people have too much time on their hands. Bless them.

Still 4 Amalgam issues left, from the first run (yes, Amalgam came back for a second go-around in 1997, X-Patrol included *shudder*).

[...consumed all new #26] Frost/Nixon

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 1:20 pm

frostnixonposterThis is the time of year people hit the “culture” films in response to the Oscar buzz, and I can’t say that I’m exempt. Of course, many of the films that receive commendation I saw (or intended to see) in advance of any awards being won, but there’s still an attraction that the Oscars create. While I did always intend to see Frost/Nixon, it might have become one of those films on the “meant to but never did see” list, primarily because of it’s director.

I shouldn’t come down on Ron Howard, afterall he’s a decent (if not exactly groundbreaking) director, and one of the men responsible for getting Arrested Development on the air (for which I’m forever grateful). But at the same time, Opie is a generic director, making movies not quite for art but for the general populace. He’s got more than a few success stories under his belt (Apollo 13, The Da Vinci Code) so it’s not surprising that Frost/Nixon has also been well received.

While technically it’s not a remarkable movie (the camerawork and editing are adequate, the set design and costuming not bad), and its story is rather a simple one to tell (adapted from a book, retracing fairly recent history), what it all comes down to is acting. And while the supporting cast, including Kevin Bacon, Oliver Platt, Sam Rockwell, Rebecca Hall and Tobey Jones (and, of course, Clint Howard) is necessary to tell the story, the whole thing rests in the laps of Michael Sheen and Frank Langella in their respective titular roles.

Sheen’s Frost is a congenial, well-mannered, motivated individual, a playboy rife with charm but rarely letting his smile down. He’s a talk show host, a television presenter of banal triviality, and it’s only in his desire to hit the big time that he courts Richard Nixon, virtually hidden from public since his resignation. Langella’s Nixon, on the other hand, is a brilliant mind with no lack of charisma himself, he’s tortured by his failure and going stir-crazy in his retreat from the public eye. He seeks redemption, but on his own terms, and, incongruously, he also seeks a challenge. Frost’s proposal may be the soft journalism that he needs to put him back in a positive public eye, while at the same time, he hopes he can get a respectable challenge from the young Brit.

Villainized over the past three decades, I’m not sure most young people actually know much about Nixon. I didn’t. All we tend to know is Watergate and his legacy of suspicion that’s surrounded the Presidency since. The movie paints him in hardly a heroic manner, instead as a man defeated, with history already telling that there’s no hope for a resurgence. You almost feel sorry for him, until you understand his philosophy on life and people, on power and responsibility, at which point it’s hard to reconcile the friendly, aging man with the bulldog that bites.

Sheen handles Frost with mostly reactionary looks. It’s the facial gestures and body language that say so much more than the words out of his mouth. A man who has bitten off more than he can chew is basically Frost’s side of the story, and it’s the shift when it becomes not about money or good television but the truth, about reputation, about legacy that he starts taking it seriously.

Howard’s direction is perfunctory, it captures the story, but not so much the intimacy that the actual broadcast interviews had. It’s a behind the scenes, and it is compelling viewing. I wasn’t overly thrilled with the attempt to turn it into a documentary (with the supporting actors giving “talking head” “interviews” with the camera, telling small elements of the story in retrospect), but it’s so minor it could have been omitted.

Langella’s performance is great, completely Oscar worthy. The film, though enjoyable, not so much.

(Alternate Title - “Frosty Nixon: Who Can Thaw Out This Tricky Dick?”)

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