[...consumed all new #149] Irredeemable #3 (of 12)

May 30th, 2009 Graig

Wait, was last issue’s knock on the Superman/Lois/Clark love triangle supposed to be the impetus for the Plutonian’s newfound derangement? Oh. That’s too bad. The third issue picks the story back up somewhat, focusing on an assembly of the Plutonian’s nemeses, and has some nice surprises in the end, but if faux-Lois’ rejection of faux-Superman’s marriage proposal after revealing himself to be faux-Clark is the lynchpin for this story, it’s fallen out and the boat trailer just crashed into the ditch.

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[...consumed all new #148] The Forbidden Kingdom

May 30th, 2009 Graig

Jackie Chan and Jet Li together for the first time ever. Holy crap! If only this happened when they were at the peak of their skills and fame, when the film that resulted could have been something less… Americanized I suppose. The director of the Lion King, Stuart Little (one and two) and Haunted Mansion isn’t exactly at the top on any kung-fu fan’s list to conduct what should be a monumental occasion.

A kung-fu cinema-obsessed teenager meets the local pawn shop/ Chinese nick-nack importer/ cheque casher where he buys bootleg DVDs and learns the legend of the Monkey King, his staff which happens to be in the old shopkeep’s back room. Venturing home, a local gang of bullies start pushing the kid around and then coerce him into helping them rob the shopkeep. During the robbery the old man is shot, and the kid grabs the Monkey King staff and runs, only to wind up in another reality, where he’s still a useless white kid in a land ruled under the thumb of the Jade Warlord. Only by returning the Monkey King’s staff to its rightful owner can the land be freed and the kid returned home. He meets the drunken master (Jackie Chan), the pretty, vengeance-filled Sparrow (who no doubt meets the kid’s Asian fetish criteria), and the Silent Monk (Jet Li) and together they go on an adventure to return the staff, all the while being hounded by the Jade Warlord’s evil minions. Oh, and naturally the kid gets trained by Chan and Li to be an at least adequate fighter, which, even in his mere adequacy is still beyond belief for the timespan that it occurs in.

Legendary fight choreographer Yuen Woo-ping is on the scene and the fight sequences (aside from those involving the Monkey King on a mountain top) are great, the long-dreamed of Chan vs Li showdown could have easily lasted the films entire run and left me satisfied. Where the action fails is in the directing and camera work which don’t cast it in any special light or even properly follow the action. It’s fairly clean, visually, but also pretty bland. We don’t need quick cuts, but a little stylization to hide the wire-fu would help. The costume design was pretty awesome, and the sets were generally well done, but the cgi work varied wildly from exceptional to obvious to atrocious.

Sky High’s Michael Angarano is the kid, and he’s a split-image look-a-like of Shia LeBeouf one swat of the ugly stick removed and nowhere near as charming. Chan does the bulk of the heavy lifting acting wise, and he’s up to the challenge. Li, as Silent Monk (and the grunting Monkey King) are apt roles. I appreciate the fantasy and the nods towards some notorious kung-fu cinema, but it sitting in the shadows, staring at stars, wishing to be one itself, and the realty is, that simply by being American, it’s not going to be. A kung-fu classic it’s not but it fits right in as a new young-adult fantasy ala Labyrinth or Never Ending Story.

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[...i ate #149/150] Green curry chicken and pumpkin soup

May 30th, 2009 Graig

Went back to the Thai place at Jane/Bloor (see “ate #103″) but I once again forgot to take note of the restaurant’s name. D’oh. Anyway, I’ve been to a fair share of Thai places over the past 8 years, and to be honest, this may be the best I’ve been to. It’s unfortunately not been that full in the two times I’ve been there, but I hope business picks up and keeps them around because, well, yum. The Green curry chicken had a hint of heat but was otherwise savory, and the pumpkin soup that came before the main (plus a spring roll for the $7.95 lunch special) was sweet but not offensively so.

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[... consumed anew #118 - 125] Justice League Quarterly

May 29th, 2009 Graig

Warning: geeky review and commentary of old comics within.
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[...consumed anew #117] Blunderbus

May 29th, 2009 Graig

blunderbuscdAKA - John Smith’s Blunderbus, or “In Transit”

I picked up a CD back in ‘02 featuring various “Peanuts and Corn” label artists and friends. This included Winnipeg MC John Smith who probably impressed me the most of the roster of Canadian hip-hop artists, enough that of all the artists on the compilation John Smith’s Blunderbus is the only album that found it in my collection. That sounds more dire than it’s meant to. Smith’s production on the album is solid, through and through, his inspirations, including Prince Paul, Kool Keith, Fatlip and DJ Shadow actually coming through in the rhythmic sampling and solid beat mixing, and though it was unintentionally one of the last Canadian hip-hop albums I bought, it’s actually a stand-up representation of what Canuck rhymesayers have to offer. The rhymes aren’t speedy, but they’re often clever or humourous and almost always interesting (comparing Smith’s smooth throaty vocals to Eminem’s nasal whine, you have to wonder how one is unknown and the other a superstar). Blunderbus (I’m assuming not named after a giant from “Jack and the Beanstalk”) is 12 tracks of solid, enjoyable song and sound. A cool find and a keeper in the collection.

must take a listen to the sample songs for his 2006 follow-up Growing Pains

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[...i ate #148] Arizona Green Tea

May 29th, 2009 Graig

The only thing that prevents me from drinking an Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey every day is the fact that the cafe at work tends to run out of them pretty quickly and their reorders only come in every couple weeks. A 695mL tall boy of premium-brewed green tea really fills up the bladder, true, and the slight jolt of green tea caffeine is sometimes tragic on my system, but it’s sure pleasing to the palette. One can yields less than 200 calories, no fat, about 50g of sugar though (it’s sweetened with both glucose-fructose and honey, which is bad), and about 65% of my daily vitamin C. For $0.99. Great Buy!

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[...i ate #147] broccoli

May 29th, 2009 Graig

I’m not fond of broccoli… it’s flavour, like it’s odor when cooked, is pungent (is it possible for a flavour to be pungent?) and distasteful. The wife, on the other hand, loves it, and so my broccoli consumption of late (as in the years we’ve been together) has seen a steep incline from “nil” to “some”. My appreciation of broccoli is so low, though, that I can’t really tell the difference in flavour between skunky buds and the fresh stuff. I just basically look to Aden, and if she’s not eating it, then I don’t.

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[...learned #149] pop-sci

May 29th, 2009 Graig

I was trying to figure out how large the populations of Raliegh, North Carolina (home of the Carolina Hurricanes), Hartford, Connecticut (former home of the Hurricanes as Hartford Whalers), Pheonix, Arizona (Phoenix Coyotes) and Winnipeg (former home of the Coyotes as Winnepeg Jets) are, since all the talk of moving NHL franchises made me curious about how large a market some of the teams are serving.

It actually surprised me to find out that there are less than 10 US cities with populations over one million, although the source I was looking at doesn’t account for “Metropolitan” areas (as the census for Canadian cities does).

They are, in order (based on a July 2007 census):
1 New York NY 8,274,527
2 Los Angeles CA 3,834,340
3 Chicago IL 2,836,658
4 Houston TX 2,208,180
5 Phoenix AZ 1,552,259
6 Philadelphia PA 1,449,634
7 San Antonio TX 1,328,984
8 San Diego CA 1,266,731
9 Dallas TX 1,240,499

Conversely, Canada has six metropolitan centers with over 1,000,000 (also July 2007 census)

1 Toronto ONT 5,509,874
2 Montréal QUE 3,695,790
3 Vancouver BC 2,285,893
4 Ottawa ONT 1,168,788
5 Calgary ALTA 1,139,126
6 Edmonton ALTA 1,081,275

Meanwhile, the US has 268 cities with a population over 100,000 people, while Canada, 27. The rule of thumb we learned about Canada vs. US population in grade school (Canada is about 10% the population of the US) is still pretty muchrelevant…
US, 2007 - 301,621,157
Canada, 2007 - 33,504,680

Now, about those cities I was talking about:

Raliegh, NC - 375,806
Hartford, CT - 124,563

Phoenix, AZ - 1,552,259
Winnipeg, MB - 712,671

And of current news:
Atlanta, GA - 519,145
Hamilton, ON - 720,426

What about Quebec City vs Denver, Colorado (where the Nordiques became the Avalanche?)
QC, PQ - 728,924
Denver, CO - 588,349

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[...about me #126] aged

May 29th, 2009 Graig

I honestly sometimes forget how old I am. Just now I thought I was turning 34 next week, which isn’t correct at all. When I was 29, I told myself I was 30, and would often just tell others I was 30. I guess I wanted to be 30. Since that time, but probably even before, I just haven’t really cared to keep track (I tend to have to do the math). Age ain’t nothin’ but a number. I tend to get curious looks when I’m pop quizzed at the border or at events requiring ID and I stumble over my age when they ask me..

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[...learned #148] parental/maternal leave Employment Insurance

May 29th, 2009 Graig

To receive EI while off on Parental/Maternal leave, you must have accumulated at least 600 insured hours since the last claim you made. You also must prove that your income has decreased 40% or more by taking leave.

Applying for benefits should commence immediately upon the cessation of payments from the employer. Failure to apply for benefits within four weeks could lead to loss of benefit ( I guess because they assume if you haven’t asked for it already, you don’t need it). You can apply for maternity and parental benefits at the same time. The mother can start collecting maternity benefits either up to 8 weeks before she is expected to give birth or at the week she gives birth. Maternity benefits can be collected within 17 weeks of the actual or expected week of birth, whichever is later. Parental benefits can be claimed by one or shared between partners but will not exceed a combined maximum of 35 weeks. Claimants making application for parental benefits must provide the name and Social Insurance Number (SIN) of the other parent for cross-reference purposes.

To apply, you need a SIN number, Record of Employment, ID (passport/birth certificate/drivers license), banking info for direct deposit, date of birth (expected or after) or placement.

Maternity/Parental benefits last up to a total of 50 weeks (the first two weeks are unpaid, considered a “deductible”). If you work while on maternity leave, your earnings will be deducted dollar-for-dollar from any maternity benefits. If you work while on parental leave, you can earn $50 per week or 25% of your benefits, whichever is higher. Any monies over that will be deducted dollar-for-dollar. The percentage does differ, however based on region.

The basic benefit rate is 55% of your average insured earnings up to a yearly maximum insurable amount of $42,300. This means you can receive a maximum payment of $447 per week. Your EI payment is a taxable income, meaning federal and provincial or territorial, if it applies, taxes will be deducted.

Unlike regular EI, if you received maternity and/or parental benefits during the taxation year, you will be exempted from benefit repayment no matter what your income is.

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[...learned #147] parental/maternal leave

May 29th, 2009 Graig

Employees have the right to take up to 17 weeks off work for Pregnancy leave. This is unpaid, however. Notice for Pregnancy Leave must be at least two weeks prior.

It’s true that in Canada men can legally take the year-long parental leave from their job, but the birth mother of the child must take the first 15 weeks of Maternal leave. Birth mothers who took Pregnancy Leave are allowed up to 35 weeks, while birth mothers who didn’t are allowed 37. Adoptive parents, either men and/or women, can take or share the full 37 weeks leave, but they don’t get the 15 weeks maternal leave.

Employees on Parental leave have the right to continue participation in “certain benefit plans” (employees must continue to pay their share of the benefit plan during that time) and earn credit for length of employment and they cannot be penalized in any way for taking leave.

The federal Employment Insurance Act provides eligible employees (those who worked over the minimum number of hours to receive EI, generally, and for an ESA covered employer) with maternity and/or parental benefits that may be payable to the employee during the period he or she is off on an pregnancy or parental leave.

Oddly enough, parental leave can begin up to 52 weeks after the birth/custody (it doesn’t have to be completed with the 52 weeks).

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[...i ate #146] baklava

May 29th, 2009 Graig

Phyllo dough with almonds and/or pistachios, sweetened with honey. I first tried baklava, hesitantly, whilst living on Queen Street, visiting the local Ali Baba’s for schwarma or falafel (also quite new to my taste buds). I wasn’t expecting the equally moist and flaky texture and the rich sweetness of honey contrasting against the almond flavour. A delight for the tastebuds that I’ve not actually enjoyed in a while because Aden isn’t big on falafel. But the local grocer had a box of baklava and my craving got the better of me. I didn’t realize until after I paid for it that it was an $8 box, and as I walked home in the drizzle I was kind of regretting the purchase. Once the flavour hit my mouth, though, the regret melted away. Such is the power of this middle-eastern delight.

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[...consumed all new #147] The Goode Family

May 28th, 2009 Graig

Instead of lamenting the cancellation of King of the Hill Mike Judge not only directed his third live action feature [Extract, coming September 4th] but also created his third major cartoon series, The Goode Family which made its debut on ABC last night.

My heart pulsating at extreme rhythms with Red Wings vs. Blackhawks excitement, I only caught about 2/3s total of the premiere episode, and my first impressions were: funny, but perhaps too evocative of King of the Hill. The animation wasn’t pristine and looked choppy in places, but it is only the first episode and animation styles tend to change and refine gradually over the first season (sometimes multiple seasons) of cartoons as the animators get comfortable with the characters and design sensibility of the show, as well the directors get more familiar with the rhythms of the show’s flow.

The humour in the show’s first episode revolves around the commercialization of the Green movement, and it’s an absolutely scathing indictment of Green commerce and “eco-”trendiness versus embracing true environmentally friendly living. This type of humour is needed in today’s environment, but will *hopefully* age poorly as the necessity of sustainable living is actually embraced.

A side story involved cultural trend of “purity pledging”, taking it to absurd, yet unfortunately real, creepy religious extremes. The show seems to be an antithesis to The Simpsons and Family Guy, as it’s skewering the pop-culture obsessive culture those shows both promote and embrace, taking trends and showcasing their absurdity by exposing them through “normal people”.

It’s still too early to tell whether The Goode Family will survive (Fox has been the only major network to make a success out of prime-time animation), but if the first episode was any indication (or at least what I saw of it) it’s worthy.

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[...learned #145/146] 2009 NHL Playoffs: Final Round

May 28th, 2009 Graig

First, the results of my predictions on round 3:

Eastern Final
Pittsburgh vs. Carolina - I said: Penguins in six | actual: Pens in four
(I could tell it was all over by the third period of Game 2, really)

West
Detroit vs. Chicago - I said: Red Wings in five | actual: Red Wings in five
(it played out almost exactly as I expected, except that the Wings got wounded, and Khabibulin was out after game 3. Huet had an awful game 4 but was stellar in game 5.. but just not good enough)

In round three I was 100% accurate on the winning team (2 for 2) with 50% accuracy with winning team and games.
In round two I was only 25% accurate on the winning team (1 for 4) with 0% accuracy with winning team and games.
In round one I was 62.% accurate (5 for 8) and 37.5% accurate (3 for 8) with winning teams and games.

Round 4 - Stanley Cup Final

red wings vs. pittsburgh penguins

For the first time in 25 years, the same two teams are playing in back-to-back finals. The Detroit Red Wings and the Pittsburgh Penguins met last year, going six games, although the Pens weren’t nearly as hungry or disciplined, and their playoff legs were shaky. In 1983, the Great One’s Edmonton Oilers lost out to the streaking New York Islanders (winning their fourth in a row), but established their dynasty one year later, in the 1984 rematch against the Isles (winning five cups in seven years). Is Crosby and Malkin the new Gretzky and Messier? Not likely. Perhaps more apt is they’re the new Lemieux and Jagr.

Detroit has been to the Stanley Cup Final five times in the past twelve years (winning all five times), six times in the past fourteen (the last time they lost a final was against New Jersey in ‘95) , which is pretty incredible in a 30-team league. Detroit was the last team to win back-to-back Cups in ‘97 and ‘98 seasons. As Aden says, it’s the closest we have to a dynasty in hockey right now.

Will they do it again? Tough to say. Pittsburgh is looking hungry right now, their captain has so much more composure this year and has elevated his game to the superstardom he was expected to have last year, and the fact that Malkin finally arrived in the playoffs with all cylinders firing against Carolina spells plenty of trouble. Crosby and Malkin incredibly have 28 points each. Detroit, though, is the walking wounded, with Lidstrom, Datsyuk, and Ericksson currently out and Draper perhaps not feeling his oats, while the Pens are really only dealing with a wounded, but functional, Gonchar. But the Red Wings’ greatest strength is their depth, and they have four solid lines, each quite capable of scoring, which is where they succeed while others fail. But Pittsburgh has assembled some depth themselves and their line-to-line match-ups should prove very interesting.

On the goalie side, both Fleury and Osgood are underappreciated for their skill. Yes, Chris Osgood isn’t a flashy or particularly dynamic goalie, but he’s steely, and with three Stanley Cup rings on his fingers already, he’s proven that he’s got what it takes to elevate his game during the post season. Yes, he’s surrounded by probably the best defensive team in the league, but just check out the last few games against Chicago for how good he’s been in net, his GAA (2.06) through three rounds (playing 16 games) as proof. Marc-Andre Fleury, meanwhile, has a 2.65 GAA, which is about as average as you can get out of a top-line starting goalie. He’s made some incredible saves, but also let in some softies. He’s a much more acrobatic goalie than Osgood, which Detroit will either be stymied by or readily exploit.

The story the media is drooling over is the Hossa factor, as he rejected a sweet offer from Pittsburgh for this season to hop aboard Detroit at a reduced rate in hopes of capturing Cup glory. I don’t think he expected to be facing his (briefly) former teammates in the final. Hossa finally reappeared these playoffs in Game 5 against Chicago after hiding out most of the conference finals. He was absolutely inspired even if he had no goals to show for it.

It’s going to be a hell of a final, and I expect games where both teams are scoring high, and games where both teams are stymied by goaltending. That they have a mere 10 days to play 7 games (should it come to that) is demanding for them, but exciting for hockey fans.

Game 1 and 2 are dangerously back-to-back this Saturday and Sunday in Detroit (with CBC and NBC showing their pull with the NHL). Saturday’s game starts at 8pm, and typically Sunday games start early to mid-afternoon (between 1:00 and 3:00), which means if Game 1 goes into overtime, both teams might only get 12 hours to recouperate.

Who shows up and pulls off the Game 2 victory will likely decide who’s going to win.

Aden’s useless stat is the last time she had a baby, the Red Wings won the Cup, so history might hold true again. But my (highly hesitant) prediction, given how the two teams played in Round 3, is Pittsburgh in seven, MVP going to Crosby.

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[...about me #125] 33 bands: 5

May 27th, 2009 Graig

(what is 33 bands?)

Artist: The Futureheads
Albums owned: The Futureheads(2004); News and Tributes (2006)
Eps owned: none
Album(s) missing: This Is Not The World (2008);

Status: On tour, also dropped a track on NME’s Cure Covers compilation cd.

Personal history: I can’t even remember when or where I first heard or heard of The Futureheads. Quite frankly, I think their self titled debut was just getting good reviews and I picked it up as a blind buy and was hooked from note one. I’m sure if I sift through the blog archives (need to get those back upline again at some point) I can pinpoint what it was, but sometimes infectious lyrics and catchy riffs are all you really need, and that’s pretty much all they deliver. I’ve listened to their debut at least a hundred times, and still can get a lot of mileage out of it. News and Tributes I haven’t listened to quite as much but it’s got equal stamina. I’ve seen them live at least once, perhaps twice (memory not so great but a marvelous show it/they was/were I’m sure), and I feel like a bad fan for not having purchase a copy of their latest album.


33 bands (in no particular order):
1. The National
2. Modest Mouse
3. De La Soul
4. TV on the Radio
5. The Futureheads

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[...about me #124] 33 bands: 4

May 27th, 2009 Graig

(what is 33 bands?)

Artist: TV on the Radio
Albums owned: Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes(2004)
Eps owned: none
Album(s) missing: Return to Cookie Mountain (2006); Dear Science (2008)

Status: On tour

Personal history: see “anew #65″


33 bands (in no particular order):
1. The National
2. Modest Mouse
3. De La Soul
4. TV on the Radio

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[...consumed anew #115/116] Looper

May 27th, 2009 Graig

If you know Looper at all, it would be because of this track

“Mondo ‘77″, from their second album, The Geometrid, has been used in films and numerous commercials, and is the high point of the album. As it is the first track and there are still nine others, that’s rather unfortunate.

Looper consists of the husband and wife team of Stuart and Karn David. Stuart was the ex-bassist of Belle and Sebastian, which, next to “Mondo ‘77″ is the bands’ second claim to fame. The band’s music wavers between loop-based instrumentals, saccharine pop tracks, and dense spoken word pieces. You can divide all of the music on their first two albums this way:

Up A Tree
Loop Based Instrumentals
“Up A Tree” (track 1)
“Ballad of Ray Suzuki” (track 5)
“Back to the Treehouse” (track 10)

Saccharine Pop Tracks
“Burning Flies” (track 3)
“Quiet and Small” (track 7)
“Up A Tree Again” (track 9)

Spoken Word
“Impossible Things #2″ (track 2)
“Festival ‘95″ (track 4)
“Dave the Moon Man” (track 6)
“Columbo’s Old Car” (track 8)

The Geometrid
Loop Based Instrumentals
“Mondo ‘77″ (track 1)

Saccharine Pop Tracks
“On the Flipside” (track 2)
“Uncle Ray” (track 4)
“These Things” (track 6)
“Bug Rain” (track 7)
“Money Hair” (track 10)

Spoken Word
“Modem Song” (track 3)
“My Robot” (track 8)

“Tomorrow’s World” (Track 9 on The Geometrid) manages to bridge the gap between their pop tracks and their spoken word… of course, most of their pop tracks feature some loop-based contingent, while most of the spoken word tracks feature regurgitative loops throughout the background to middling effect.

I was quite enamored with Looper when I first heard them, buying both albums in quick succession, but I very quickly became bored with them, quite enough to give their third release, “The Snare” a pass, even when I was just cresting the apex of my completest habits.

Some of the pop tracks are annoyingly catchy, which I think is part of what drew me to Looper in the first place (earworms can’t be undervalued) but at the same time the repetitiveness of the individual tracks honestly becomes too much.

My honest preference were the spoken word tracks, featuring Stuart David’s Scotch brogue, but even those wear thin their loops after only a few listens. There’s not a lot of longevity in these albums and their sound has worn thin for me.

After The Snare, which was Looper’s big-label debut, they broke from their 5-record contract, citing creative differences, and have since set up a website (flagged as an attack site! Oops) where they make and distribute music for free, vying instead for making money of licensing their songs. I imagine “Mondo ‘77″ remains their cash cow.

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[...consumed anew #113/114] Nighmares on Wax

May 27th, 2009 Graig

Nightmares On Wax (NOW) is George Evelyn, a UK-based DJ, one of the first released on Warp Records, having now maintained his career for over 15 years, and still going. I’d been aware of NOW since the mid-90’s (thanks in part to Brave New Waves and, likely, GAK) but it was his 2000 collaboration with De La Soul (naturally) on the track “Keep On” his ep Sounds of N.O.W. that finally dropped his work into my collection. Unfortunately, the EP isn’t exactly the best album to gain exposure to his work as half of the tracks are remixes. The opening track is mysteriously the “86′init Mix” of “Keep On”, rather than leading with the original track. The second track is the Massive Attack-esque soul of “Finer” (Alex Gopher mix), smoothly sung by Sara Winton, followed by “Morse”, a retro, lyric-less vibe. Track four is the original (and preferred) “Keep On” track, followed by “What I’m Feelin” (Rea + Christian mix), a bouncy, horn-filled dj mash of lyrics and sound. ‘Dreddoverboard” (DJ Food mix) is more ambiant-techno, with a crunchy mass of blips and plinks generating a surprisingly smooth foundation over which some loungy keyboard sounds and guttural soul vocals drift over. A decent ep, though I find it too mellow outside of “Keep On” and the dub-like “Dreddoverboard”.

With Sounds of N.O.W. in the collection, the completest in me started looking for other records by the DJ/musician, landing on 2002’s Mind Elevation. There would be a reason that I don’t have any other NOW albums. It’s not that Mind Elevation is a particularly bad album, but it is quite underwhelming. Now with soul DJ-ing you don’t necessarily want to be blowing people’s mind, and the introductory track, “Mind Eye”, does a good job of slowly submersing the listener into a calming, downtempo pool, with a head nodding piano loop, soft tambourines, and a soothing dose of sweeping electronic sounds. The second track, “Say-Say” disrupts the mood with disjointed, though technically proficient, stop-start dj loops, and is followed by the inoffensive dub infused “Thinking of Omra”. “Date With Destiny”, “Environment” and “Know My Name” are all Destiny’s Child-esque barnstormers, sounding remarkably radio-friendly, but I’m not overtly fond of Chyna B.’s R&B vox. “Bleu My Mind”, “Mirrorball” and “BBK” have a DJ Shadow feel to them, while “Soul Ho” is like a mantra for the the album, “70s 80s” flirting with reggae (vox by LSK), with “Humble” and “Thoughts’”, the closing track, embracing downtempo DJing. Overall, not necessarily disjointed, but also not exactly uniform listening. It’s mellow take on djing, and the frequent dives into R&B adept but not my thing.

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[...consumed all new #146] Spider-Man: The Short Halloween

May 27th, 2009 Graig

Saturday Night Live’s Bill Hader and Seth Meyers write this gleefully enjoyable one-shot involving mistaken identity one Hallowe’en. Kevin Maguire, no stranger to slapstick superheorics provides perfect pencils for the tale. 33 pages for 399 cents (or a little over 12 cents a page) isn’t as bad a deal as it sounds. It’s the best book I got this week (also the only book I got this week, but don’t hold that against it).

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[...consumed all new #145] TV’s 50 Funniest Phrases

May 27th, 2009 Graig

I’m almost embarrassed that I watched this, since it’s so plebeian, a list of supposedly the funniest catch phrases from the past 60 years of television, as voted on by… who the hell knows. But it was horrendously malformed, (”Yadda Yadda Yadda” from Seinfeld at #1…erm, huh?), although unlike so many other lists, this one wasn’t angering, just confusing. I mean shows like Seinfeld, Simpsons, Saturday Night Live and Arrested Development could have their own lists of 50 funniest phrases that would top the majority of what else was on the list. And how they decided what catch phrases to choose… “Jane, you ignorant slut?” or “two wild and crazy guys”) from SNL over, oh, say half a dozen catchisms from “Wayne’s World” (you couldn’t enter a high school in the early 90’s without hearing “We’re Not Worthy”, “Schwing” or “Excellent”). But then I know that my tastes and experiences aren’t the same as most, which is why I should always, as a rule, avoid programs and other such lists of things like this.

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