geekent’s stuff’n things

09/07/2009

[...about me #152/learned #183] unsqueamish

Filed under: ...about me, ...learned — Tags: , — Graig @ 10:14 am

The anesthetist as he was performing Aden’s epidural, was very concerned about me, stating that I might want to sit down as many dads-to-be tend to pass out or get weak in the knees during the whole painkilling/birthing process. But not me. If I was shaky it was due to being tired and a little hungry (I ate while Aden had her nap after the epidural kicked in). But I found the whole process quite interesting, and was dutifully watching the doctors and nurses in all that they did.

When the shadow doctor discovered Aden was fully dilated, she left the room to fetch to on-call doctor, and we were left alone with our nurse, who started coaching Aden through labor. At one point she said “Oh, I can see the head… Dad do you want to see”, well I did and I didn’t want to, but I looked and there was a visible white patch with a mess of black hair. Watching the monitor for contractions, the nurse coached Aden to push with each contraction (force down into her bladder, like having a really, really difficult poop), to which Aden would clamp down, her hands behind her knees, pulling them to her chest and clenching her jaw like a weightlifter hauling up 450lbs. I was helping by holding onto Aden’s foot, giving her something to push up against (why they don’t have stirrups, I have no idea). With each contraction she got about four solid pushes. The baby’s head had crowned within minutes, and the nurse said to hold there, to allow for stretching instead of tearing, and likely for the doctor to return. It was the shadow doctor that finally returned, with an entourage of six other people with her. At that point the baby was coming out slowly through the force of the contractions alone, without Aden pushing. With one more push, the baby’s head emerged fully and I watched as the shadow doctor pulled the umbilical cord from around her neck. One push later and, *SPLOOSH* she pretty much launched out with a gushing tide of white fluid, landing sideways onto the receiving mat.

She was grey and a mess, and both Aden and I stared down at her, I’m sure both of us holding our breaths, a flood of worried, nervous emotions overcoming us as our little girl laid there, motionless for what seemed like an eternity, but was probably, at most, two seconds before her mouth started moving and a beautiful wail emerged, limbs flailing. With that tiny cry, I experienced not just the birth of my daughter but of unconditional love. Every feeling you can ever have as a parent comes to you in that moment, like fireworks, they just explode inside you. I looked at my wife, who stared back at me, and we both let loose tears. We kissed, and touched heads, a full sense of relief overcoming us. All around was a mess of blood and fluids and solids and such, and it’s not a pretty thing, but the moment, the moment is absolutely beautiful.

The doctor asked if I’d like to cut the cord, but I wanted to embrace my wife more than handle scissors, and literally (not symbolically) disconnect my daughter from my wife. The nurse said “Dad if you’ll come with me, we’ll get the baby cleaned up” while Aden passed the afterbirth, a not altogether pretty scene I caught out the corner of my eye. I grabbed the camcorder and started filming (at Aden’s request, I spared her the filming of the birth) the nurse wiping her down, and bundling her up. After putting some drops around her eyes, she passed her to me and I held my daughter for the first time. Was I proud? In the immortal words of Robert Evans, “you bet your ass I was.”

08/07/2009

[...i ate #183] sesame chicken

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 10:11 am

from the Westwood Grill on Sunday evening. I thought perhaps something a little spicy would help Aden’s contractions along. Unfortunately she didn’t eat any (she had the less spicy black bean beef instead),and so the whole baby delivery process took a lot longer (or not. who knows about these things). Anyway, it wasn’t all that great.. I was expecting more of a sauce and less of a paste.

05/07/2009

[...consumed all new #183] ShakespeaRe-Told: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 9:21 am

Of the four ShakespeaRe-Told films, this one is far and away the weakest. It’s script is banal, it’s characters flimsy and annoying, and its pacing is awkard. The play is set in the modern day, at an upscale cottage retreat where Theo and Polly are holding an engagement party for their daughter, Hermia, and her life-long boyfriend James. But Hermia is really in love with Zander who crashes the party and absconds with Hermia, infuriating Theo. Meanwhile Hermia’s best friend Helena has had an ages-long crush on James, but when James discovers this, he pushes her away. Meanwhile, Theo and Polly’s relationship crumbles as he once again refuses to listen to her voice of reason. All fine and good, except all this relationship drama is handled with all the tact and subtlety of [enter teen drama of your choice here]. Throwing a further crap-wrench into the mix is the interference of the trickster Puck, and the King and Queen of the Faerie, Oberon and Titania, as well as a quintet of park workers who are preparing the party’s entertainment. Unlike the other Re-Told’s which bring things into a fully modern setting, the idea of the Faerie aren’t made tangible, and the maguffin of the “love juice” which causes much consternation and confusion for Hermia, Zander, James and Helena is beyond aggravating a plot device.

I think the producers should have went with an Indian-themed adaptation of the play, keeping the arranged marriage in-tact. Still not sure what to do about the Faerie, but given 20 minutes and some Google-based research I’m sure I could come up with something.

This one just seemed lazy. I’m glad it was the last of them I watched, as I probably wouldn’t have approached any of the others had I watched it before them.

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