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28/01/2009

[...consumed anew #19] PANTS!

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 2:59 pm

pantsI wouldn’t exactly call Corky and the Juice Pigs legendary, but they certainly were an amazing musical sketch comedy trio that, considering their ingeniousness, is sorely underrepresented in the audio/video department. Their handful of appearances on MadTV, their CBC SketchCom! performance and their two albums (this their second) is about all that remains after a decade long career together.

Since disbanding, Sean Cullen has become a much bigger name than Corky and the Juice Pigs, with numerous standup appearances, his own 6-episode CBC series, a radio show, and a few TV and film appearances. It’s Cullen’s talent for vocal mimicry (his favourites include Neil Young and Michael Stipe) and improvisation that was the Juice Pigs’ bankable commodity, but Phil Nichol and Greg Neale’s contributions can hardly be ignored. If anything their influence could reign Cullen’s occasional ramblings in somewhat, as well as giving him a sounding board to guide or play off of. Their different vocal ranges provide more depth to the songs (something missing from Cullen’s disappointing “I Am A Human Man”), creating such memorable tracks (on this album) as REMemeber, Janitor and BVG.

The album has short interludes between songs with barely snippets of humorous dialogue and song excerpts, as a radio dial is tuned. It’s a fun album overall, not quite as classic as the first Juice Pigs release, but still it has longevity. It’s damn hard to find though.


(note: this was performed live, but the copy this is digitized from obviously has the dub off a little)

20/01/2009

[...about me #19] bowling

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 6:03 pm

Continuing the S&L theme from yesterday…here’s my bowling experience.
I remember doing some 5-pin bowling when I was little, but I don’t think it was competitive. Bowling lessons perhaps (are there such things?). Anyway, it was my grade 8 year, through to end of summer, I was enlisted (I don’t even recall how) into a local junior bowling league. I stunk, plus I did it with a friend with whom I had had an uncomfortable falling out with the year prior and I felt ashamed for my behavior. Anyway, by the end of the season, in the final race four the the big trophy, we put in a pair of bad showings (primarily me, who was bowling mighty crappily) but when we got into the C-division, something happened and suddenly I was getting spares and strikes on nearly every through. Three games in a row I was rocking those 5 pins down, down, down, to the point that we won the C-division, and when we had our big ceremony/wrap-up dinner thingamadoo, I was also awarded with most improved bowler.

I decided that was my high-note and left the activity behind, only to, on rare occasion, stink up the ten pin lanes from time to time.

[...consumed all new #19] Slumdog Millionaire

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 5:44 pm

slumdogAfter three tries over two months only to be rejected by sold-out showings, I finally managed to see the golden child (or Little Miss Sunshine, if you will) of 2008 cinema, Slumdog Millionaire. Directed by once-hep director Danny Boyle, Slumdog is a darling little film, but far from daring.

The set-up finds a young man, Jamal, barely in his 20’s, in the hot seat on the Indian version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”. Jamal is the “slumdog” from the title, a Muslim growing up in the most impoverished of regions, barefoot and living and bathing amongst and atop the trash heaps, quite literally. The folk from India who survive living in such conditions must have the strongest of constitutions and immune systems. Doctors and lawyers, haven’t gone very far on the show, so as Jamal progresses through the questions, suspicion and doubt are cast upon his integrity. With the show breaking for the next episode after the penultimate question, Jamal is taken into custody by the police, beaten and tortured to reveal exactly how he is cheating. But he’s not cheating, each question was fated to him (”It is written”) and his life experiences provide him the answers. He relates these stories to the police who become enraptured by his tale.

There’s three streams flowing through the film, all inter-cut: the present moment, where Jamal is relaying to his questioners his tale; the recent past, which is Jamal’s appearance on Millionaire; and finally the flashback, which tell Jamal’s tale from a cheeky 5-year-old to an orphaned, street urchin teenager, to his step-up in life as a call center gopher, and his undying devotion to his true love who comes and goes from his life, and his brother who gravitates towards darkness while Jamal heads towards light.

I knew of the film’s set-up before I went to see it and was excited to see how it would play out. While the film itself is enjoyable, I found it less interesting the more it went on. The early scenes, showing the religious conflicts in the streets, the poverty versus the upper class, the sheer grime of urban India was the most fascinating aspect. That there are people who live in such squalor, and so many of them is a potent realization, especially if you’re only familiar with India from Bollywood films or other American-made movies (Darjeeling Limited). The story comes right down to being a love story, whereas I would have been tremendously more satisfied with a film about a desperate young man clinging to hope of getting out of his wretched situation. The fact is, the money barely factors into it. Jamal hardly cares. It’s true to his character in a sense, but unrealistic given the overwhelming possibilities for him should he triumph.

Another facet I found disappointing that the film hits its climax with the police believing him and then shuttling him back to the show for him to answer the final question. My original impression was that he had already won, and that the inquisition, whether he was a cheat or a liar or lucky was the real meat, and that the victory for him would be proving himself, not actually winning the show.

Finally, the biggest aspect I found difficult to believe was that as each question in the show progressed, so too did his life. I would have found the film an unbelievably gripping story had each question yielded a vignette from random times in Jamal’s life and, unveiling a whole, albeit non-linear, story by the end. There is, however the cute juxtaposition that as the questions got harder, Jamal’s life got a little easier.

Altogether, not a bad movie. It’s an obvious crowd-pleaser but too predictable for my tastes.

[...i ate #19] potato salad

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 1:39 pm

Purchased from the cafe at the bottom of the escalator outside the Varsity cinema which I can’t remember the name of. Not bad, but too much onions. Onions make me burp frequent oniony burps.

Also, in reference to [...consumed anew #12] po-tay-toes:

(ever indebted to rooms for that one)

18/01/2009

[...learned #19] Great Stuff

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 3:04 pm

I remember enjoying breaking off chunks of expanding foam from around doorways and things when I was younger, much to my dad’s malcontent. I realize now exactly what it’s for.

There was a major draft in the front room that was making it pretty impossible to keep warm… well, there were a couple. The exterior door for the front porch is hardly sealed tight, the frames around the door and windows also not properly sealed and the floorboards aren’t enough to block the draft from where the floor meets the foundation.

I pried off the trim with a pair of screwdrivers (it took me a while for me to figure out exactly how the nails were driven in) and then could a) feel definitely the draft rushing in and b) see the big space between the floor and the masonry that was the culprit.

Armed with a can of Great Stuff expanding foam, some left-behind rubber gloves and a pair of protective goggles, I went at the spaces a little overzealously I realized a foam started expanding out. The can says fill cracks only about 50% full, but the spaces made it difficult to see exactly where foam was getting to and how much it was filling up. Leaving to cure overnight, I had Aden look up how to store the canister and it’s plastic nozzle since it didn’t say on the can (dumb). They recommended you did all your jobs at once, instead of storing the can (also dumb) but recommended a pipe cleaner to clean the plastic nozzle. I didn’t have a pipe cleaner so I used a unspun coathanger to great success.

I trimmed the excess Stuff from around the floorboards today and noticed a space or two that didn’t fill fully so I attacked them again, and later I’ll have to figure out how to get the trim back in place (I figure a mallet will do).

For my first time with spray foam, I think I did a decent job. I’m more nervous thinking about how to fix the gusty window and door frames.

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