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19/07/2009

[...consumed all new #193] Hotbox

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 10:54 am

Canadian sketch comedy has long had two levels: pandering populist crap and the irreverent cutting-edge, only rarely, such as with Rick Mercer, have the twain met. For every Kids in the Hall there’s a Smith & Smith, for Codco an Air Farce. We do have a history of some great, if underexposed sketch comedy - SCTV, Four on the Floor, The Vacant Lot, Radio Free Vestibule, Corky and the Juicepigs - but we also have our weak teas - our Wayne and Shuster, our Comedy Inc., our Bizarre, the latter of which seem to enjoy some unfortunate longevity. So when a new Canadian-bred sketch comedy show pops up, one has to cast a wary eye towards it.

Hotbox is the brainchild of Pat Thornton, a sketch comedy show more in the vein of Tim and Eric than Mad TV, dispensing with the studio audience and going full bore production sketches, with some keen retro-styled animation for the title sequence and acting as bumpers before commercial breaks. The humor is generally irreverent, often oblique, dark, or nonsensical, but, most importantly, nine times out of ten, it’s funny. Thornton enlists a slew of recognizable faces (if you know Canadian comedy at all, at least) for the show, plus animators and puppets. The production values are great… we’ve gotten far away from any “Canadian” aesthetic. Like most Comedy Network shows, Hotbox is watchable on-line

16/07/2009

[...i ate #191/192/193] A&W double teen burger, onion rings and root beer

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: , , — Graig @ 8:32 pm

A&W is the taste of Northwestern Ontario. Not Thunder Bay, but rather highway 11/17, more specifically White River… the halfway stopping point between TBay and the Soo (Sault Ste. Marie) where A&W has had a major stranglehold on the fast food market for over two decades. Every time I eat at an A&W, which I admit isn’t very often… less than once ever three years I’d say… I’m reminded of family excursions from Northern to Southern Ontario.

The Onion Rings at A&W, with it’s heavily seasoned, crumbly coating, are almost as classic as their root beer, the latter of which is always best served in a frosted A&W mug, but rarely is served like that anymore.

Of course, eating and enjoying A&W meal leads to two things: excess calories and guilt.

15/07/2009

[...learned #192/193] panic x2

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: , — Graig @ 10:31 pm

As a new father, I’m experiencing the paranoia, nightmares and restless sleep that comes with the territory.

Last night, LL was sleeping in the bassinet at the foot of the bed (making my daughter sound like a small dog probably isn’t the best thing) and she wasn’t having the best of nights falling asleep. At one point I swore I picked her up out of the basket, and began rocking her back to sleep, only to rock myself back to sleep. I dreamt I put her down beside me on the bed, only to accidentally pull the blanket over her, which stirred me since that can fatally impede their breathing. I woke up in the dark in an utter panic fumbling around searching for my baby amidst the sheets, knocking pillows around and not finding her anywhere. I reached into the basket and she wasn’t there, and Aden was missing as well from beside me. “Honey?” I called out, my heart racing with ferocious intensity.
“Yeah?” I heard calling back from the other room.
“Do you have the baby?” I asked, unsure of whether the panic in my voice was noticeable?
“Of course,” she said, as if it was the most obvious answer to the question, which it was.
I honestly don’t know whether I had actually picked LL up and put her down again or if I never picked her up at all, or Aden took her from me… that uncertainty of what actually happened is probably the scariest part of all.

That cover of Nirvana’s Nevermind is no bullshit, babies actually can swim

This freaks me the hell out, but babies do have a natural swimming tendency which, if it’s not nurtured, they lose quickly with age (as they begin to rationalize and understand fear, hesitation, tentativeness, I’m sure). They have an automatic response to being in water, a distinct paddling and kicking motion, as well as holding their breath.

I noticed with LL, that when I hold her stomach down in the bathtub, head above water, that she starts to move in the water. Unfortunately with the latest bath, she splashed some water into her mouth as she was breathing in and began to choke (like how you do when you gulp down your drink in the wrong pipe). The immediate realization was that she wasn’t breathing properly and I quickly flipped her to her side in my arms and started patting her back as she started coughing, and eventually, crying. Those few seconds were absolutely scary, and I realize that an infant CPR course is in order.

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