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07/02/2009

[...consumed anew #31] Weapon X

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 8:14 pm

weaponxtpbIt’s almost impossible to remember a time when Weapon X wasn’t part of Wolverine’s back story. It’s become pretty ubiquitous, featured prominently in the X-Men movies and cartoons. After watching the “Hulk vs. Wolverine” dvd (see “…consumed all new #37″), where it yet again plays a role, it really spurred me on to break out the old Marvel Comics Presents (issues #72 - 84) where the “Weapon X” story originally appeared.

I was never, and really I’m still not much of a Wolverine fan. I find the character all right, but at this stage he’s gotten pretty convoluted, or at least his back story has. He’s a pretty good character, but unlike, say, Batman, he’s got little versatility. But if any part of Wolverine’s origin deserves to stick, the Weapon X story is it. Rereading Barry Windsor Smith’s 13-part opus, it truly is a great piece of comic bookery. It takes advantage of all the strengths of comic book storytelling and weaves an immeasurably fascinating tale about the torturous process of turning a virtually unknown mutant named Logan, grafting adamantium to his skeleton and brainwasking him to make him a controllable, if still savage, weapon.

I enjoyed Smith’s work on the story back in 1991 when I first read it, but I don’t think I ever truly appreciated how talented an artist he is. Each panel is brilliant, each illustration so masterfully calculated, and his omnipresence on the story (writer/artist/letter) makes it if not personal, then at least uniquely envisioned. I’m sure at that time, within the less than notorious “Marvel Comics Presents” Smith had near autonomy in creating it and it’s truly and concretely focussed.

While I briefly glimpsed at the back-up stories that accompanied “Weapon X” in the title, and despite some interesting names, none of them were really anything worth mentioning (a couple really disappointing Steve Ditko stories, and an unfortunately dry Shanna story by Gerard Jones and Paul Gulacy were most notable). I can happily dispose of these comics, but getting a trade of “Weapon X” is mandatory.

01/02/2009

[...consumed all new #31] Amalgam (part 4)

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 12:31 pm

Aden had three more titles from the second batch of “Amalgam Universe” books, and since I’d come this far already I figured why not keep going.

darkclawadv_thumbDark Claw Adventures - by Ty Templeton and Rick Burchett, two of the most prominent creators on the “Adventures” line of younger readers comics from DC, they hit the tone note-perfect. In terms of drama, this issue delivers, surprisingly, but still I can’t get past the fact that the amalgamation of Batman and Wolverine is just… lame.

mmfm_thumbMagnetic Men featuring Magneto - this book, like “Magneto and the Magnetic Men” before it, just keeps reaching for something decent in terms of storytelling and the spirit of the amalgam mergers but it’s always out of grasp. This one winds up leaning heavy on the sophomoric melodrama before losing its balance and pushing it full throttle into campy, over-the-top shenanigans. It’s a painfully cheesy read which only through sheer perseverance did I make it through (but the question is why did I bother?)

genhex_thumbGeneration Hex - mixing the Gen-X team of young mutants (popular during the late ’90’s) and Jonah Hex’s bizarre adventures in the old west, this one, written by typically inventive scribe Pete Milligan and with some uniquely intriguing and visual art by Adam Pollina, had promise. But under the weight of the hokum cornball of the Amalgam universe, it’s not very good at all. Early in the book I thought the “mutants in the old west” flavour might actually play out in a manner that would ignore the Amalgam conceit and generate its own sensibility, but it just didn’t happen. Pollina’s art, though, is solid.

For all my ragging on the Amalgam universe, I’m kind of sad Aden didn’t get the rest of the second wave. I would have enjoyed seeing the 30th century adventures of Spider-Boy and the Legion of Galactic Guardians (at least I think I would) and both Kurt Busiek and Keith Giffen turned in scripts, which I wouldn’t have minded reading over, say most of the other Amalgam books.

glss_thumbOne book Aden did have, though, was Green Lantern/Silver Surfer: Unholy Alliance, a prestige format special from the then Green Lantern creative team (Ron Marz and Darryl Banks) that immediately preceded the DC vs Marvel/Amalgam nightmare. GL/SS is an unfortunate book, in that it happened at a time when Kyle Rayner *just* took over as Green Lantern. As such his character wasn’t very well known or very well established. He didn’t really have any nemeses at that time, except the shadow of his predecessor, and thus Hal Jordan/Parallax is the main villain alongside Thanos. In the years since its publication, Hal Jordan was seeking redemption as the Spectre, then resurrected to his former glory in the past four years. Anyone picking this book up without really knowing the early Kyle Rayner days will be highly confused. The Silver Surfer side of things is really negligible as it’s truly a book about Kyle’s manipulation by Thanos and Hal’s manipulation of the Silver Surfer (given that Marz was pretty focussed on GL at that point, it’s really no surprise). The overall tale is fairly simplistic and weak, and, to be honest, boring. It ends with a hinting at the birth of Access, the character who accidentally merges the DC and Marvel universes, but that’s one page of a cardboard box with light shooting out of it, and were you to read it as a stand-alone (as it was meant to be) that visual is totally nonsensical. But whatever.

31/01/2009

[...i ate #31] lasagna (take 2)

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 7:37 pm

This was one of my made-from-scratch lasagnas (which I haven’t done for over a year at this point) and it turned out among the best I’ve ever made it, but I’m still tweaking it as I want it more saucy.

Here’s how it goes:
- heat up a swig of olive oil in one frying pan add 1/2 cooking onion, diced, and 2 cloves garlic, minced, fry ’til soft and slightly golde. Add 1 can of diced tomatoes (half drained of liquid), 1/3 diced red pepper, dash of thyme, and salt/pepper to taste. Let it simmer for about 15 minutes, after which add one can tomato paste to thicken.
- in a second fry pan, add the ground veal, a slight sprinkling of cumin (not too much) and some oregano. Fry till cooked, drain the excess fat. Add to fry pan #1
- at some point during all this bring a pot of water to boil, add 6 lasagna noodles, cook for about 10 minutes, then remove from heat and let stand.
- preheat oven to 375
- grate a mix of mozzarella and monterey jack cheeses, about 1/2 brick (300g) and 1/3 brick (200g) respectively
- take a 500ml container of cottage cheese and mix in one egg
- in your casserole dish, spread a thin layer of the meat sauce on the bottom, lay down three noodles. Add 1/2 the grated cheese, 1/2 the meat sauce and 1/2 the cottage cheese, in that order.
Top with three more noodles.
Add a bit of the grated cheese, then the remainder of the cottage cheese, then the meat sauce, then the rest of the grated cheese. Top with a sprinkle of parmesean.
Place in oven for 35-40 minutes. Remove and let stand for 5 - 10 minutes.

[...learned #31] darted

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 7:25 pm

With mounting on my mind [see "learned #30"] I cast my gaze upon the dart board which I’ve toted with me from place to place to place for the past 8 year. Using some of the remnant wood we have ’round here, I built a backboard for it and hooked that puppy up to it. It’s not exactly straight (the “20″ and the “3″ are a little askew but I can always fix that), and I still need to hang the whole thing on the wall in the basement, but first I need to sell the dishwasher that’s sitting in front of where it’s going.

[...about me #31] mad word scientist

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 1:03 pm

One of the many things about JJ that amuses me is he likes to make up words and then he likes to ask us what they mean. It’s a funny little quirk (one of many) that I love about the lil’ guy, because it reminds me of myself (and as we all know I only love things that remind me of me *satire*)

Anyway, yeah, I like to make up words and phrases. My personal favourite so far is “snobsessed” (being a fan of and obsessing about something to the point of feeling superior to non-fans, and, moreover, other fans).

JJ said something that I misheard last week, which is now one of my new favourite phrases.
“Are you shining me?”
(Ask me what he actually said, and I couldn’t tell ya, I became too enamored with the phrase).
In this instance “shine” = lying, scamming, cheating, funning
Instead of saying “Don’t lie to me”, try saying “Don’t shine me.”
If someone asks for spare change on the street for bus fare and you offer them a token, and they refuse the token, say “You tryin’ to shine me?”

Yeah, it’s no “truthiness” but I like it just fine.

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