geekent’s stuff’n things

07/02/2009

[...consumed anew #32] Marvel Comics Presents #85 - 93

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 8:49 pm

bloodhungry_thumbFollowing the epic “Weapon X” with another Wolverine story in MCP was an unenviable task, but Peter David and Sam Keith were not afraid (likely because they knew nothing of “Weapon X” when they were preparing their less… intense story “Blood Hungry”.

As far as Wolverine stories go, I’m not sure “Blood Hungry” has really had much of an impact, certainly nothing like “Weapon X” anyway. But David’s story is another that tries to establish an important moment in Wolverine’s past, but approaches it from a very unique direction.

In another land, Wolverine meets with his concubine Tyger Tiger, a very influential woman there. She notifies Logan of the country’s leader and his involvement in the local drug trade. She’s caught wind of a new drug shipment coming and has asked Wolverine to investigate. As he does so, the trafficker named Cyber catches wind and attacks him. The two are surprised to find one another in this place, as they both share a past, and Cyber just happens to be the one man Wolverine is afraid of. During their fight, Wolverine is disemboweled and infected with a drug that causes him to relive his past with Cyber in a hallucinogenic 1950’s high-school setting. It’s all very bizarre but ceaselessly entertaining. The cheeky humour (sometimes dialogue, sometimes sight gags) can go a little too far at times but generally serves the unique story well.
bloodhungry90_thumb
To tell a tale this unusual, you couldn’t ask for better than Sam Keith. While his covers for MCP for many issues following this story can leave much to be desired, one realize quickly that Keith’s talent is not pin-ups but storytelling with a distinctive and curious visual flair. Even if the story doesn’t engage you, the visuals will certainly grab your attention (beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder, of course).

Alongside the 8-part “Blood Hungry” ran an 8-part Beast story “Just Friends”, which actually winds up as a more straightforward parallel to the Wolverine story. Hank McCoy finds himself invited to a scientists convention where he’s to meet an old flame of his from before he was an X-Man. But, his flashbacks reveal that Professor Xavier mindwiped her for her protection when he was enrolled in Xavier’s school for the gifted. At the convention, Beast is attacked by the mercenary Constrictor (a personal favourite of mine), and later by super-gorillas and techno-werewolves. It’s a wild, all over the place story by Scott Lobdell, with a good sense of humour and a bit of heart underneath. It’s illustrated, at first, by Rob Liefeld (the first two chapters, less a couple of pages) but Jae Lee takes over and makes it something not overtly horrific to look at. Lee hadn’t yet perfected his inking style he’s known for today, but it’s an able job.

Most of the side stories through these 8 issues aren’t worth mentioning, but there’s a great Dan Slott written, Joe Maduriera illustrated Mojo story that certainly displays the humour Slott would a decade later become his stock-in-trade on She-Hulk and others.

01/02/2009

[...learned #32] how to cut an onion without crying

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 1:32 pm

(I tend to cut off either end, cut in half then remove the center part from either half, but this dude explained to me for the first time why I don’t usually have the crying problem when cutting onions).


Cut An Onion Without Crying - Watch the best video clips here

[...i ate #32] corn flakes

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 1:28 pm

I haven’t had a bowl of Corn Flakes in months, perhaps even over a year. With the cost of oil hitting its peak last summer, demand for bio-fuels was also pretty crazy and corn stocks were going up (not a pun!) making corn cobs scarce at the grocery store, and corn-based products that much more expensive. Corn flakes, which were generally the cheapest of the cheap at $1.99 - $2.99 a box were crawling up around $5 a box. Looks like prices have come down somewhat, finally, if only for a loss-leader sale.

[...consumed all new #32] Circle of Fire

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 1:23 pm

glcof_thumbI guess even the best of the best aren’t always at their best.
Green Lantern: Circle of Fire was a mini-even that appeared in late-summer of 2000, with two issues acting as bookends, and five stand-alone issues in between. The event was conceived by Brian K. Vaughan, the creator of some of the best comic books ever, including Y: The Last Man, Runaways, and Ex Machina. This does not fit amongst his best, in fact, it borders on downright terrible.

Kyle Rayner, still new at the whole Green Lantern business (almost every Kyle Rayner Green Lantern story I’ve read, from 1993 to 2000 had to do with Kyle’s inexperience as GL, and his choppy upholding of the legacy), is called to an emergency JLA meeting, where Adam Strange has arrived to tell the story of Rann being attacked by a character called Oblivion. Turns out Oblivion was a creation of Kyle’s back when he was making comic books as a 7-year-old kid. The JLA head out to confront Oblivion but are outmatched (umm, ok) and Kyle is sent away to get back-up. He winds up with Power Girl, Adam Strange, Firestorm, the Atom and a sextet of Green Lanterns from different time periods.
glascof_thumb
Each of the heroes teams up with one of the Green Lanterns (Atom teams up with two Teen Lanterns) and heads out on a fools errand in their own team-up book:
Green Lantern and Adam Strange
Green Lantern and Firestorm
Green Lantern and the Atom
Green Lantern and Power Girl
Green Lantern and Green Lantern

glpgcof_thumbOf these, the only one of any consequence is the GL/GL story, wherein Kyle teams up with an alternate dimension Green Lantern who happens to be his dead/stuffed in refrigerator girlfriend (in her dimension she became GL and Kyle was stuffed in a fridge). Judd Winick, who took over as Green Lantern scribe around the same time, does a good job in getting to the emotional heart of this semi-reunion, and it has a nice resonance. Can’t say the same for the rest of them, which are at best campy, and at worst hollow. I kind of liked the “Green Lightning” character though (in the future Kyle Rayner’s bloodline comes together with Wally West’s bloodline which makes for some pretty funny slash fiction if you look at it kind of askew), but the Firestorm story reiterated why I wasn’t very disappointed when Ronnie Raymond went ka-blamo.

The resolution to Circle of fire is telegraphed miles away and seems almost trite. It ends with Kyle resigning from the JLA and as Green Lantern, and the Trinity telling him that he just proved he’s worthy. Whatever wimp, get lost, I say. I’m beginning to suspect I don’t like Green Lanterns very much.

[...about me #32] People Chow

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 11:09 am

A few years ago (like 10) I really wasn’t fond of eating, or cooking, and my favourite food was cereal (Mini-Wheats, to be precise) and I would often eat cereal for dinner (when nobody was paying attention that is). I had a thought, a wish that, like dogs, people should have an all-in-one food that comes in a 10KG bag and lasts for a few weeks without going stale. Then I learned to enjoy and appreciate food, and I learned to cook, and I learned that dog food really isn’t as healthy for dogs as we all would like to think, it’s just convenient.

Futurama would have sight gags of “Bachelor Chow”, though they would go the extra step of serving it in dog bowls, but yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking of. Guess I wasn’t alone.

Powered by WordPress