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19/02/2009

[...consumed anew #46] JLTF #1 - 4

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 11:09 am

jltf1_thumbThey say the 1980’s was the decade of excesses, but not for comics. That was totally the 1990’s. Excessive amounts of new publishers, new titles, new superheroes, new universes, new writers and artists… the result was a decade with tens of thousands of comics published and maybe four percent of that worth its cover price in entertainment value.

It was during this decade that DC milked the Justice League for all they could get out of it. Not only was their Justice League America and Justice League International as holdovers from the Giffen-era, but Justice League Quarterly, Extreme Justice and this, Justice League Task Force. Quite frankly, by the time JLTF came along, JLA and JLI were dogging it pretty good, the Quarterly was an anthology, and we’re getting pretty reacquainted with the quality level of those by now. JLTF, while not spectacular, wasn’t bad, which for the ’90’s was saying a lot.

jltf3_thumbThe first three issues, however, are the weakest of the bunch. Written by David Michelinie, the impetus was to make JLTF superhero espionage unit, in this case foiling a coup in some US supported 3rd World dictatorship. The moral ambiguities should have been rife for decent, dramatic storytelling, but unfortunately Michelinie gets lost in the inter-personal dynamics between Martian Manhunter and Nightwing (Dick gets no respect at all in this story). The story was solid, the execution however, featured choppy pacing, some atrocious dialogue, flat humour, and a decided lack of characterization. Everyone’s personality seemed to fit the story the writer was trying to tell rather than having their own established persona come through. J’onn in particular seemed completely un-alien and lacked his usual team-leading, almost fatherly charisma. Michelinie also seemed to forget that Flash and Nightwing have been friends and teammates for a tremendously long time already, and that Aquaman is a king of the seas, not a surface dweller.

The art by Sal Velluto was good, if occasionally uneven, but his dynamic framing and figure positioning were already solid, and they have only gotten better. He’s a terribly under-appreciated talent.

The intent for JLTF was to have a rotating cast, save J’onn and Gypsy, and a rotating writer, with Velluto and inker Jeff Albrecht the constant illustration team. After the first year Christopher Priest would come aboard as the series writer and establish a stable team, and larger character archs and stories. Previous to Priest joining, stories were written by Mark Waid, Peter David, Denny O’Neil and Chuck Dixon. The series intersects the “Knightquest/Knightsend” Batman’s-broken-back stuff in issue 5 & 6, and really doesn’t take off until David’s Paradise Island women-only story in issue 7. Or at least that’s how I remember it. I plan on reading through my collection of the series (26 of 38 issues) to see how they hold up.

On another note, the first issue faced a boycott in Quebec, causing a bit of a stir in both comics news and the real world. The opening pages feature an armed French separatist group getting taken out by Martian Manhunter. The series also spawned a one-on-one fighting game from Acclaim

16/02/2009

[...consumed all new #46] Ashes to Ashes

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 7:35 pm

ashes1We’ve only watched the first episode of the follow-up series to Life On Mars and without spoiling facets of LoM all I can really say is I’m going to have to watch more and see if I get used to it. The fact that it’s set in 1981 and is adopting an the era’s cop show (ala “Miami Vice”) feel, complete with the spray of Uzi bullets that hit everything but the target and a penchant for over-the-top action scenarios involving speed boats, not to mention the gaudy costuming and set design, it’s all bringing up some horrendous traumas from my youth. But at the same time it’s true to the set-up of LoM (which was a modern-day copper in a 1970’s cop show), and it’s starting to reveal some more about the crazy/dreaming/time-travel theories of the show.

[...about me #46] drink drank drunk

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 7:26 pm

I don’t remember how old I was the first time I got drunk, but the first time I got *really* drunk, I was 17. It was in the fall of 1993, and I went with a friend to go see the Alec Baldwin thriller “Malice”. After the movie, we stopped off at the video store to rent something else to watch and selected a Monty Python film (”And Now For Something Completely Different”) and took it home to watch wherein we discovered a party was a-goin’ on. My parents were away from home (not quite sure where they were to be honest), and my sister was having about a dozen friends over… she wasn’t very happy about us showing up with a video, but out selection of film met with the approval of her friends and we were invited to join them for drinks.

I was a lightweight, and a bit of a girl-drink drunk. If it wasn’t sweet I couldn’t down it, so the bulk of what I drank involved Peach Schnapps. It wasn’t long before I had changed into my Superman T-Shirt (blue with the big red “S”) and was performing feats of strength for my elder crowd. Eventually I wound up doing somersaults on the front lawn (cool and dewy), which amused everyone except my sister, who worried about the neighbours ratting us out to our parents.

After getting hauled inside, I felt really ill really quickly, and for a while I just laid down on the floor in front of the basement steps. I was brought up by my sister and a friend of hers to my room, where every so often one of her friends would pop in to have a laugh and/or check up on me (I had a long conversation with one guy about Daredevil comics) and give me some water.

My friend wound up playing quarters with my sister and her friends and literally fell off his stool drunk. He was hauled onto the pullout sofa in the basement where at one point he started profusely vomiting. My sister and I had to wake him up around noon the next day and get him home, where he slept for pretty much the rest of the day I was told.

The end result of all that was I didn’t drink again until late in my 19th year, and I still can’t touch Peach Schnapps.

[...learned #46] cold feet = pee

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 7:08 pm

For some reason whenever I stand to long on the cold cement floor in the basement I have to go to the bathroom. I gooshmoogled it and apparently


Having cold feet or stepping barefoot onto cold tiles or a cement floor cause a contraction of the bladder wall and a strong need to pass water, even if the bladder is only partially filled.

That answers that then.

15/02/2009

[...i ate #46] Sour Cream and Onion

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 12:10 pm

Did you know that a 50g serving of Old Dutch Sour Cream & Onion potato chips provides you with 30% of your daily vitamin E and 60% of your daily vitamin C? But who really eats only a 50g serving of potato chips. At least now I feel less guilty for eating the whole bag (which would put me at around 85% of daily sodium intake… jeez)

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