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04/04/2009

[...consumed anew #73] Eclipso #1 - 6

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 8:13 am

like, how did he manage to make a lion angry while holding a black diamond?

like, how did he manage to make a lion angry while holding a black diamond?

A comic book series with the bad guy as protagonist? There had only been a few instances prior to 1993 that this had happened. These days in comics, the line between good and evil is smudged, with comics like Secret Six or Deadpool making the adventures of a-holes just as much fun (if not moreso) than those of do-gooders. Eclipso, though, started with every intention of exploring evil; cold, grim and gruesome. The opening two issues attempted to make Eclipso the “host” of the series, ala the Cryptkeeper, but it was a pretty terrible effect and was dropped for subsequent issues.

eclipso4_thumbThere’s a dual nature to the series, fittingly a good side and a bad side. The good side stems from the plotting via Keith Giffen, who devised that Eclipso would take over the fictional South American republic of Parador and taint it’s chief export, cocaine, with poison, thus killing junkies en masse. Eclipso’s former alter ego, Bruce Gordon, devises from the news that Eclipso has taken over the country and seeks to convince his government to invade and stop whatever it is he’s doing. Of course, Gordon comes off as a obsessed crazy person, and they ignore him. With some support from his girlfriend and the Creeper, they set off for Parador on a fact-finding reconnaissance mission which goes incredibly wrong. They manage to escape, but only because of a greater scheme did Eclipso allow them to.

The bad side is pretty much everything other than the plot. Bart Sears’ lazy illustrations for the first three issues gave way to a last-minute rush job from Luke McDonnell, and Ray Krissing’s incredibly heavy inks bog down the visuals even further. Part of the visual flourish for the book includes a lot of hidden imagery, back-panel and marginalia illustrations of Eclipso or black diamonds, which I suppose is to give the effect of Eclipso’s omnipresence in the book, but it comes off kind of distracting. The Robert Loren Fleming’s dialogue is atrociously hyper-expository, often trying to justify the character’s actions or tremendous leaps in logic. Giffen and Fleming, for the time, were also endeavoring to push the boundaries of what could be shown in a mainstream comic book, with heads getting split open or fingers getting lopped off with scissors. I believe they were misconstruing gore for horror, and their attempts to create a frightening figure in Eclipso weren’t all that successful. There’s a really decent story buried beneath here, one which picks up again with issue 11 as Gordon and company return to Parador with a vengeance (and it all goes even more horribly wrong), but getting past the overwrought dialogue is a painful slog and the journey just isn’t worth it.

16/03/2009

[...about me #73] yogi

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 2:50 pm

I did yoga for all of about 3 months in 2002. I didn’t attend classes, but instead had a Rodney Yee “Power Yoga” DVD which I borrowed off my sister. It was a painful process stretching all my tendons and muscles out like that, but after about a month I was able to fold myself in half, which was kinda cool. I’ve been meaning to start doing yoga again for years now, but haven’t gotten back into it yet. I could certainly use it though. My flexibility is poor and things are at times all tight and knotted up. Feh.

[...consumed all new/learned #73] Sharkwater

Filed under: ...consumed all new, ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 11:34 am

pr1Sharks have been around on this planet for over 400million years. Their top-of-the-food chain nature has basically shaped the way aquatic life has developed on this planet, and they’re at the head of the ecosystem.

Shark fin soup is considered a delicacy in China and the Asian countries, also considered a status symbol. Now that more people in communist China are experiencing wealth, demand for shark fins has increased exponentially and there are thousands of unscrupulous individuals who are more than happy to plumb the depths of the ocean to provide. Within the past 100 years, more likely within the last 20 years, the worldwide shark population has decreased about 90%. About 10,000 sharks are caught, de-finned and tossed back in the ocean (alive) every hour. It’s a brutal, barbaric practice which has been banned in many of the major shark-congregating areas, but it’s not enforced.

Phytoplankton are microscopic organisms that generate an estimated 70% of the world’s oxygen. There’s a possibility that by man’s mass slaughter of sharks that the entire aquatic ecosystem will be thrown out of whack, that without the predatory sharks keeping the phytoplankton eaters in check that more of the plankton will be consumed and our oxygen supplies will dwindle. Our efforts to preserve the rainforests and other tree-hugging activities are valiant, but what about our oceans? The green movement is great and must be emphasized, but what about the blue movement.

Sharks are being killed in tremendous numbers for solely their fins, to the point of near extinction (and they aren’t as prominent on the endangered/protected species lists as they should be). Can you imagine if you were hauled aside, had your hands and feet chopped off, and then tossed onto the street, left helpless to bleed out and die. That’s what’s happening with sharks by the dozen every minute. Shark fin consumption for stamina and health is purely superstitious. Shark fin consumption in soup is a class-status tradition that should fade away rather than be further embraced.

The shortsightedness and greed of man, or propensity for cruelty and brutality is disheartening and disgusting. So much of it is based on ignorance, and our ignorance may be our downfall.

Many of these “facts” (in quotes because you have to take the truth of any crusading documentary with some reservations) come from the film Sharkwater, which was conceived and directed by Torontonian shark-lover Rob Stewart. Stewart’s lifelong interest in sharks led to him being a biologist and underwater photographer. He’s on a crusade to address misconceptions of sharks around the world (outside of great whites, sharks don’t actively hunt humans because we’re too big. They tend not to go for anything bigger than their mouth If they bite, it’s because they’re curious as to what we are, since to some we look like wounded seals splashing around on the surface of the water). Sharks kill on average about 5 people a year. Compare that to elephants or hippos, drunk driving and drug overdoses. But because of Jaws, and you hate to pin it on the media, but fear and hysteria over the great hunters is what’s perpetuated.

In Sharkwater, Stewart joins an anti-poaching ship invited to Costa Rica by its President to help stop illegal finning and long-lining (long-lining is a particularly nasty and imprecise fishing method involving a branched system of lines leading to thousands of hooks dangling off tens of thousands of meters of line). While stopping one poaching boat and towing it to harbour, they arrive to find the coast guard arresting them instead for “attempted murder”. Stewart discovers Taiwanese shark-fin mafia’s operations and it’s no surprise that they’ve bought off the authorities. The crew return to their ship, racing the coast guard for international waters, obviously unable to ever return to Costa Rica again.

The film is sobering, angering and is a potent reminder of humanity’s endless capacity for (self-)destruction. While in many respects I don’t trust the film entirely for it’s story (not that it didn’t happen but the specifics seem Roger Moore-ishly glossed over), I’m made aware of the fact that the worlds oceans aren’t governed at all, there’s no internationally recognized law on the sea, which leads to overfishing, whale hunting and shark finning amongst other things. Visually, it’s a stunner, with some absolutely gorgeous underwater scenes, and some mighty impressive shark footage. The beauty, though, is tempered with the graphic imagery of the finning of sharks, and it leaves you speachless as it churns your stomach.

My ire was raised, and I’m trying to figure out what to do about it. As I said, the world needs a blue movement.

This Sharkwater-associated site has some tips on what to do (foremost is “see Sharkwater” which seems kind of suspect).

15/03/2009

[...i ate #73] double pie night #2

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 8:46 am

In our getting-to-be not-so-new homestead we have the option of four different pizza delivery places: Pizza Nova, Pizza Pizza, Mamma’s Pizza and Pizzaiolo… these are the ones I know about anyway. Pizza Nova is the closest, and we go there for a slice on occasion. Pizza Pizza was pretty much our only option at NoYo so I’m kind of tired of it. Mamma’s Pizza is the closest pizza franchise to work and we occasionally have a slice there for lunch or a before movie meal. Pizzaiolo is my favourite pizza place in town because of the deep dish Godfather pizza, which I learned doesn’t come as deep dish in a Medium, much to my chagrin. Pizzaiolo is the most expensive of the four and we’ll have to limit our consumption of it, and alternate where we acquire our ‘za from.
After our pizza dinner on friday, we had leftover apple pie.

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