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06/04/2009

[...consumed anew #78] Eclipso #7 - 10

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 2:36 pm

I won’t go on at length but instead present Eclipso issues in haiku:

eclipso8_thumb#7
Ted McKeever subs
on art chores for two issues
Giffen leaves the book

#8
Sherlock Holmes
makes an appearance
huh, not bad

eclipso10_thumb#9
at this point
i don’t remember
this issue

#10
A chess match between
Darkseid and Eclipso is as
boring as it sounds

20/03/2009

[...consumed all new #78] Hot Rod

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 3:53 pm

hot-rod-posterI talked about The Lonely Island boys in both “anew” and “all new” #3, and how after watching their assortment of on-line materials (including their TV Funhouse-rivaling Saturday Night Live “Digital Shorts” collection, which has probably been responsible for SNL’s greatest pop culture contribution in the past 6 or 7 seasons) I was feeling the urge to watch their 2007 movie Hot Rod (which was released just a little shy either side of their “Lazy Sunday” and “D*ck in a Box” skits, so far the two biggest peaks in their popularity).

Hot Rod was not written by the boys, however, but by Pam Brady, who has to her credentials numerous South Park, Just Shoot Me and Kid Notorious episodes, as well as the South Park film and Team America. But as much as any writer can craft a fun comedy script, it’s the talent in front of the camera that transforms it into entertainment with improvisation and physical performance.

Andy Samberg, yet to become a household name else mistaken for Adam Sandler, stars as Rod, a person of indeterminate age (presumed to be around 20) who aspires to nothing more than being the greatest stuntman alive. The problem is, riding around on his pedal moped, donnig a spangled jumpsuit and fake mustache, he’s deluded himself into believing he’s not far off. With a team consisting of his half-brother Kevin (Lonely Island boy Jorma Taccone) on camera, Dave (SNL’s Bill Hader) as coordinator, and Rico (Danny McBride) as ramp builder and pyrotechnics they work small scale (jumping a pool) and are quite unsuccessful at what they do.

At home Rod tries to earn the respect of his stepfather Frank (Ian McShane) by engaging him in basement brawls that look more Fight Club then feats of strength. When Frank’s failing heart finally starts to give way, Rod promises the raise the “conveniently numbered” $50,000 so that he can get him healthy again and kick his ass. Meanwhile, the girl next door, Denise (Isla Fisher) has returned from college all grown up (well, it’s Isla Fisher, so “grow” is relative), and she takes an interest in Rod, for some reason (”You haven’t changed” she says upon their first meeting, strangely wide eyed), but their burgeoning relationship is strained by her man Jonathan (a tour-de-force dick performance by Will Arnett). So to raise the 50grand they promise one big jump, and despite the set-up, every convention is toyed with, from Footloose-esque “punch dancing” to the Karate Kid-esque training sequence, to the loss of confidence/giving-of-ups straight through to the getting the gang back together (which results in a song/dance sequence that rivals Anchorman’s “anchor rumble” for getting out of control).

To hear in the special features that the film was originally intended for Will Ferrell is no surprise, as it’s not far off in tone from Anchorman, an inconsistent world where the abnormal is often dismissed or hyper-identified. It’s this sort of jarring of expectations that really make it funny. Samberg puts in a surprisingly enjoyable Farrell-esque performance, outright goofy with the occasional well-done moment of sentimentality, but it’s obvious he’s not yet seasoned to be the leading man, but thankfully he has a tremendous supporting cast, including (aside from those already mentioned) Sissy Spacek, Chris Parnell, and Lonely Island mascot Chester Tam (who pulls the Rob Schneider role off tremendously well).

Shakespeare it’s not, but what it does (and it does silly), it does great.

[...about me #78] low maintenance

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 8:09 am

I’m a low maintenance kind of guy, I’ve learned over the years. I don’t like things that take a lot of upkeep, such as cars, homes, facial hair, girlfriends, etc. Ultimately, the way life is, everything has some level of maintenance. From friendships to follicles, muscles to music collections, things need taking care of or else you lose them. Sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly. I guess it’s really how much you care that decides how much effort you’re willing to put into it. At the same time, there are levels of precedence which make even taking care of the things you care about, or the things you just enjoy, more difficult. Now kids, kids know what it’s like to not maintain anything. They don’t understand the value of keeping items in good condition or maintaining friendships or organizing or cleaning… it’s such a pure, egocentric state of being which we metaphorically beat out of of them in an effort to turn them into responsible, thoughtful, compassionate and caring people.

19/03/2009

[...learned #78] steel vs. stone

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 4:55 pm

A sharpening steel is not so much for sharpening a dull knife but for refining and straightening the edge after sharpening using a stone (or having you knives professionally sharpened). You should always sharpen each side equally so that you maintain a balanced blade. I’ve watched about 20 youtube videos of knife sharpening and the consistency of instruction is poor. You sharpen the knife at a 20degree angle, but I can’t figure out if drawing the edge of the blade towards or against the stone and/or steel is proper. Using a strop is also recommended after sharpening with the stone. In other words, I don’t know what I’m doing.

[...i ate #78] banana-nectarine muffins

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 10:03 am

Aden’s gotten a bit of the baking bug and she’s been trying out some muffin recipes. The banana-nectarine muffins are moist and tasty with delightful chunks of fruit.

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