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18/04/2009

[...consumed anew #87] Eclipso Annuals, part 4

Filed under: ...consumed anew — Tags: — Graig @ 10:22 am

Kind of bored by these Eclipso annuals at this point, so, in brief:

Flash Annual #5 - Early artwork from Travis Charest, the Golden Glider plots her revenge against both the Flash and the Rogues. Mildly decent Flash story, pretty awful Eclipso stuff shoehorned in though.

Justice League Europe Annual #3 - Metamorpho saves the day is about all I can remember as Eclipsed Flash and Green Lantern battle their teammates and collect Power Girl for their team. And again, the League fights amongst themselves.

Green Lantern Annual #1 - Andy Smith, another Bart Sears clone, draws real pretty, except for the ugly, giant, beestung lips he puts on all his women (and some of his men). Anyway, melodrama abounds as Star Sapphire rears her nasty head and prepares to kill Hal Jordan, who spends a lot of time running around in his boxers and socks.

Green Arrow Annual #5 -oh, ew. Just… nasty looking comic-booking from Trevor Von Eeden and a painfully drab story from Sarah Byam. This era of Green Arrow is the Green Arrow I knew, and it’s no wonder I never really liked the character.

Detective Comics Annual #5 - The worst thing about these annuals is those horrendous set-ups establishing that a character is angry. Here, Commissioner Gordon has a visit from his wheelchair-bound daughter Barbara, and as he no doubt does every time he sees her, he gets angry because the Joker shot her and crippled her. Next thing you know, a black diamond is in his possession, he vomits out an Eclipso beast which rampages through Gotham after the Joker and Batman takes it out with a children’s glow stick. Uh hummm.

28/03/2009

[...consumed all new #87] Skelebunnies

Filed under: ...consumed all new — Tags: — Graig @ 5:58 pm

skelebunnies_tpbYou know it can’t be a good sign when a book’s publisher takes the bulk of his two page introduction praising the creator but panning the characters he’s developed. “This is shit. It’s awful, nobody is going to want to read it.” That’s a direct quote from SLG publisher Dan Vado with respect to the SLG published Skelebunnies by Tommy Kovac.

To be fair, Vado, in his intro, does state that he came around and eventually came to enjoy the living dead abominations that populated the three one-shots that are collected here with additional bonus features. I wish I could say the same.

I like irreverent, oblique, and silly humour, I also can enjoy scatological dick and fart jokes with the next Kevin Smith/Judd Apatow patron, and even violence as comedy I can chortle at. Skelebunnies has all these styles of comedy, and yet very little of it amused me. I wasn’t put off by it, I wasn’t offended, and though Vado is right and it is “wrong on every other level”, I didn’t find it so audacious as to be admired. Most of the buttons Kovac is trying to push have been pushed before, and and with far more skilled fingers. This is not to say Kovac isn’t talented, his recent, utterly fantastic Wonderland is a prime example that Kovac can tell a story, and even here his cartooning is wonderfully rendered in a variety of styles, showing incredible flexibility. I guess it just comes down to I don’t find his creations funny.

To be honest, here’s why: this sort of stream-of-consciousness, punchline-free humour which sometimes takes dead ends or really has no purpose is exactly my sense of humour about 15 years ago. I’m not saying I was as talented as Kovac (my cartooning skills weren’t even close to being as sharp) but I can see the cogs moving in the background, I can see the wizard behind the curtain, and I know how flimsy the foundation is. It’s not trying too hard, it’s just not trying hard enough. The lack of cohesion is one part of it, but general berserk, fourth-wall breaking, semi-self aware pointless mayhem is the bigger issue. There’s a lack of craft to the comedy, it’s missing refinement. Put Skelebunnies up against Milk and Cheese or Arsenic Lullaby and the difference is tangible.

“What’s the point?” the back cover copy asks. “To giggle, my friends. To giggle.” If only. Vado has higher praise in his introduction for two other Kovac series, Autumn and Wonderland, I’d recommend you start there instead.

[...about me #87] broken bones

Filed under: ...about me — Tags: — Graig @ 3:28 pm

I have broken each arm, my mom says I did both at either end of the same summer. One was from jumping off the roof of the car after my friend threw my Darth Vader on top of it. I went in the house, laid down on the couch and went to sleep. When my dad tried to wake me up, he noticed that I would scream whenever he touched my arm. The other was broken from falling off a swingset… not off a swing, but rather from monkeying across the top bar (or attempting to do so anyway). I don’t remember if my folks were outside or not but I seem to recall them knowing right away. I remember both incidents, but I don’t remember going to the hospital all that clearly, and only vague recollections of having a cast and getting the cast taken off. Oddly the thin I remember most is the smell of the plaster. Perhaps not so oddly as scent is the strongest sense memory.

[...learned #87] humidistat

Filed under: ...learned — Tags: — Graig @ 3:20 pm

we have a humidistat on our furnace, I’ve learned, which should probably come in handy for keeping the house a bit less dry. I get how it works (water fills up in a self-regulating reservoir which a wick rolls itself through, the water being dispersed into the air by a fan blowing into the wick). I’ve turned on the water and turned on the humidistat and now we’ll see if this helps me with my sinus problems. I imagine, though, that the work environment is more of a problem.

[...i ate #87] cookies

Filed under: ...i ate — Tags: — Graig @ 3:09 pm

Aden made chocolate chip cookies, which I’m addicted to now. They’re buttery and chewy and delicioso, and I can’t stop eating them. Not to shabby for her first ever try at cookie baking, especially since they turned out way better than my peanut butter cookies (”ate #81″). I’mabe fat if she keeps this up.

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